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@ChainPlatonic @Utter_Savagery Every single church testimony is either “I was slammin’ pussy right left and center (sinfully)” or a thinly veiled “I was beating my shit to porn so much I was getting dick chafe”

@Utter_Savagery Virtually every "Christian Dad" I know who is very loud about it is a Reformed Degenerate Born-Again who LOOOOOVES to trot out testimony about how they were partying and having tons of sex and a great time until 5 seconds ago when they "felt empty" and then instantly changed.

I just wish all the Christian dads would love hard working young men like they love promiscuous young women.

@bauxietmali @one_guy_j @d_h_sanders I mean kinda yeah, when it says that congress can issue letters of Marque then it’s kinda assumed those letters will be issued to private citizens (pirates) that own warships already and it was utilized multiple times in the war of 1812

@one_guy_j @d_h_sanders Does the constitution say you have a right to bear warships?

It effectively illustrates that you could not commit a mass shooting with technology from the 18th century

@upshine3 It’s less a strong sense of objective justice and more a fixation that you are right and there’s no grey area about that. Autism can manifest as social justice but it can also manifest as the most annoying tradcath convert youve ever met

Anyway I learned yesterday that ppl with ADHD and/or autism often have really really REALLY strong senses of justice and fairness. So now I know why I react so strongly when ppl do things that are shitty. Don't do shitty things, guys! You'll stress out the ADHD/autistic folks!

@RachelSFink There was a cum town bit in summer of 2020 about Morgan Stanley and Bank of America putting “don’t loot, Jewish owned business” on their doors during the riots lol

A Jewish man prepares his ATM machine ahead of the thousands of Flag Day participants who will march through the Muslim Quarter, wrapping it in cardboard and writing the words, “This belongs to a Jew. Do not damage. Thanks.”

@SHL0MS @bowtiedreact There is an Anti AI art subreddit that posts examples of how to detect AI art, I don’t remember the name but that one might be baitable

@bowtiedreact they ban AI images on the vast majority of art subs

i just generated an image in the style of a Monet painting using AI please describe, in as much detail as possible, what makes this inferior to a real Monet painting

@levikov That doesn’t mean it’s bad, in fact the SEO you can get on Pinterest is awesome and pins from years ago can still get hits if the content is good and keyword rich

@levikov Not only does Pinterest have AI detection, it’ll autolabel your shit with it if you don’t manually do it. And it’s like TikTok in that if you post AI content without labeling it often enough they’ll start to ding your accounts reach

Pinterest does not have an AI detection system + has 480 million monthly active users w an average household income of $75k + a single static image generated in midjourney drives traffic to amazon for 6 to 18 MONTHS while every tiktok video u've ever posted died in 17 minutes. This is the most underpriced distribution channel on the internet right now n nobody under 30 is touching it bc they think it's "a mood board app"... The numbers ur marketing professor never updated his slides on: - Pinterest 2026 MAU = 480M - US Pinterest users = 86M - 85% female, 14% male, 1% other - Median household income = $76,400 - 87% of weekly users have bought something they saw on the platform - 96% of searches are unbranded ("kitchen ideas," "small bathroom," "fall outfits") - Average pin lifespan = 6-18 months of compounding traffic - Pinterest organic CPM equivalent = $0.12 - Tiktok organic CPM = $2-4 - Instagram organic CPM = $6-12 - Facebook PAID CPM = $40-60 - Pinterest = 50 to 400x more reach per piece of content for the same effort A static jpeg generated in nano banana pro in 14 seconds will drive traffic to ur amazon affiliate link for the next 11 months while a tiktok video u edited for 4 hours is dead in 17 minutes. The asymmetry is so obvious it's offensive... Move 1, pick the seasonal evergreen niche FIRST Pinterest is 100% intent-based search + the highest CPM categories are seasonal evergreens that print every single year: - Home decor + small space organization (CPM $14, perpetual) - Skincare routines + clean beauty (CPM $11, perpetual) - "What to wear" outfit boards (CPM $9, seasonal + perpetual) - Kitchen tools + recipe roundups (CPM $12, perpetual) - Weight loss + GLP-1 lifestyle content (CPM $18, highest paying vertical right now) - Christian motherhood + christian aesthetic (CPM $14, perpetual, almost no AI operators) - "Country living" + cottagecore (CPM $11, perpetual) - Pet styling + dog accessories (CPM $9, growing 38% YoY) Each pin u publish in these niches drives traffic for 6-18 months + compounds w every additional pin u publish in the same category bc Pinterest's algorithm rewards pinner consistency + board topical density. Move 2, generate the visual asset in nano banana pro inside google flow ultra ($99/mo) The format that prints on Pinterest: - 1000x1500px vertical pin - Aesthetic image w 4-6 product placements visible - Text overlay w specific keyword phrase ("12 farmhouse kitchen ideas under $50") - 3-5 versions per pin to test which thumbnail converts Total render time per pin = 14 seconds. Total pins per day per operator = 80-140. Move 3, the title structure that hits Pinterest's algorithm Pinterest is a SEARCH ENGINE. The algorithm rewards keyword density in the title + description + alt text. Title template: - "[Number] [Adjective] [Noun Category] for [Specific Use Case]" - "[Aesthetic Word] [Product Category] Under $[Price Point]" - "How to [Aesthetic Outcome] in [Time Frame]" Examples: "14 Cozy Living Room Ideas Under $200" / "8 Farmhouse Kitchen Organizers I'm Obsessed With" / "How to Get a Glow Up in 30 Days" This title structure converts at 4-7x higher CTR than artistic / cute / branded titles bc Pinterest users are literal-mindedly searching the EXACT phrasing. Move 4, the amazon associates per-pin tracking architecture Each pin links to an amazon "idea list" (a free amazon feature 99% of operators don't use). The idea list contains 6-12 products related to the pin's theme. Each product has ur amazon associates tracking link auto-applied. The pinner clicks through the pin → lands on the idea list → can buy any of 6-12 products + u get commission on ALL of them within a 24 hr cookie window. Average revenue per pin in evergreen niches = $34-$94/mo of compounding amazon commissions over the life of the pin. Move 5, the 80-pin/day cadence that triggers Pinterest's growth algorithm Pinterest rewards volume + consistency. New accounts that publish 80-140 fresh pins/day for 30 straight days move from "new pinner" to "established pinner" tier inside 30 days. At that point Pinterest starts pushing ur pins into the "fresh" + "trending" feeds bc the algorithm now classifies u as a high-velocity content source. Day 1-7 = nothing happens. Day 8-21 = first 4-7 pins start crossing 4k impressions/each. Day 22-30 = 1-2 pins cross 80k impressions + u start getting amazon click data. Day 30-60 = compound stage begins. Older pins start ranking. New pins inherit faster. Day 60-90 = $4-12k/mo in amazon commissions from 1 account. Day 90-180 = $8-30k/mo as the compounding library hits scale. Move 6, stack 4 niche accounts on 1 operator - "Cozy home + farmhouse" account (women 35-65, home decor amazon vertical) - "Glow up + clean girl" account (women 22-35, beauty amazon vertical) - "Christian motherhood" account (women 28-48, faith + family amazon vertical) - "Pet aesthetic + dog mom" account (women 28-45, pet amazon vertical) Combined operator revenue at maturity = $40-120k/mo from 4 accounts on $99/mo software spend. 99.5% gross margin... Move 7, the 5x multiplier nobody knows about (Pinterest Trends) Pinterest publishes a free trends dashboard at trends.pinterest. com. It shows search volume for every category 6-12 months ahead of actual buying patterns. Pinterest users plan purchases 90-150 days before they buy. The trends dashboard tells u exactly what to publish 90 days from now to capture demand BEFORE the brokies pile in. The dashboard is FREE. 96% of Pinterest creators do not use it. The 4% who do = the operators clearing $30k+/mo on the platform... (btw amazon's bonus pool kicks in at scale through MCN-level agency aggregation. Solo Pinterest operators get base amazon associates rates of 3-8%. Agency-aggregated operators get a cumulative 18-24% effective rate bc the agency negotiates the bonus pool across 280+ creators on the same brand portfolios. The brand thinks they're paying out at standard associates rates. They're paying us at premium tiered rates. The brand doesn't know. We are not going to tell them.) Sometimes a 480 million MAU platform sits there w 86 million US buyers at $76k median income + the lowest CPM equivalent in the entire internet + a 6-18 month content lifespan + 0% AI detection + 0% moderation pressure + every operator on twitter ignores it bc it doesn't have a follower count flex. Their ego = ur 18 month compounding asset. The agency = ap3x .spot 1 of fewer than 10 MCN-level tiktok agency partners globally. The Pinterest vertical is currently the highest priority opening we're filling this month bc the platform's organic distribution is at a 4 year low CPM + we just locked premium aggregated amazon rates that double the per-pin revenue solo operators can access. We don't sell info. We 1:1 coach operators directly into a contractually hired position inside the agency. Mid 5-figure brand retainer base + ongoing % of every campaign we plug u into + ur share of the aggregated amazon bonus pool + every team dinner comped + quarterly agency trips. $55M+ across 12 ppl in <12 months. 15 May spots open. Nearly 2k applications in. We hand pick. Apply or stay running tiktok videos that die in 17 minutes while ur pinterest competition compounds for 18 months lmfaoooo 😂

@KevinLamb74 that was my experience seeing it as well, the one exception is that people did laugh at this part where Obi Wan is just powerstancing in the doorway of the ship

I took my 15 year old son to see the 20th anniversary re-release of Revenge of the Sith and despite the Sequel Trilogy being the first Star Wars he saw on the big screen he's always preferred the prequels. But as we were driving to the theater I told him that this movie has been mocked and memed to death for literally decades at this point, and to maybe brace himself for the fact that the audience might heckle it from beginning to end. But that did not happen AT ALL. From the moment Hayden Christensen walked on screen to do that little intro where he welcomed the audience, thanked everyone for coming and closed with "now this is where the fun begins" the entire sold out crowd just started cheering. I thought wait a second, is everyone here a legit fan? That answer was a resounding yes. Nobody mocked the film, no one laughed at it (and I totally expected it for scenes like the "no I'm so in love with you" bit on the balcony) and no one was being disruptive by quoting it. Heck I even stifled a chuckle at Ki Adi Mundi's "but what of the droid attack on the wookiees??" just because I've seen that line put to good use in a wide array of memes. But everyone was totally locked in...until Obi-Wan made his presence known to General Grievous and said "Hello there." Oh man, like half a dozen people practically shouted that line and the entire auditorium just went nuts with cheers. It was impossible not to get swept up in the love this movie was getting. I then thought okay if people quoted hello there then they'll definitely quote "you were the chosen one!" but to my surprise no one did. When that scene came, the audience was dead quiet, totally caught up in the emotion of the moment. It was so refreshing to watch something that was so utterly, unapologetically sincere. The whole thing was equal parts poignant and exhilarating, easily the best experience I've ever had watching that movie.

@Meguna143 @FrankJo1576400 I actually liked the flame trooper a lot too, they were kinda rough in open areas but in the ship phase of conquest they ripped

@FrankJo1576400 except the first order rocket trooper they cooked with those guys

remember when they added this thing as a hero in battlefront 2

@Hidden_Collect > Not a single shred of evidence was listed in the piece, other than the testimonies of 14 people Amazing

@CatzsMr @SpaceKoala @code_mom_ Off the top of your head would you say it’s easier to find employees to maintain a datacenter in Finland or in Antarctica? And also how many major power plants and electricity infrastructure do you think there is in Finland vs Antarctica

This is the "why don't they launch rockets from mountain tops" of data centers.

@perikles451 @PalmyrPar If I remember, there wasn’t in game. There would be text that hover over the poster to translate it when you looked directly at them close-up, but the original ones didn’t have English.

@rykard_11 @PalmyrPar I hate that there’s English written on the posters

When Star Wars Rebels tried to retcon that Palpatine continued to fake being a normal looking guy into the early Empire even after giving that speech

@thrasher_night @chronische @Bennimak1 The fact the republic was under the control of the sith, the clones were helping sidious in his plans to take control of the republic, and the Jedi were unwittingly upholding all of that with military action and too blind to see it

@rykard_11 @chronische @Bennimak1 Their actions, like what? Defending the Republic from the Sith?? 😭 😭

I can't believe how many people (partly including writers) fall for the in-universe propaganda of "The once great Jedi Masters of the Old Republic grew corrupt and complacent by the time of the Clone Wars which led to their destruction"

@softmotherfuker @ThatGuyFromHS @JoyceCarolOates I think that’s basically Australia’s system, it’s like a 401k you’re legally required to contribute to and apparently it works wonderfully.

@ThatGuyFromHS @JoyceCarolOates Ironically if it was privatized and everyone had their own little account it would actually work

some Americans have literally been paying into Social Security for 50, 60 years; & this multi-billionaire from South Africa dismisses Social Security as a mere "entitlement"--not workers' actual pay, deferred. cutting Social Security would be literally--not metaphorically: literally--stealing earned money from American citizens. please let us hope that MAGA gets this news from some source other than Fox; otherwise, MAGA might agree to it without comprehending.

@thrasher_night @chronische @Bennimak1 Not government corruption no but the Jedi were a religious order, and I think “corruption” is an accurate word to describe a growing disconnect between their order’s values and their actions

@chronische @Bennimak1 That's not corruption 😭😭

@darkxephos974 @nazbowling102 @ItsPhigs Those missile turrets that you can build can basically solo every single unit you could throw at them, you can defend an entire planet with just a bunch of those and a few troops

@nazbowling102 @ItsPhigs Assuming you have forces of corruption DLC Zann Consortium is more broken then both the rebels and empire.

After replaying Empire at War I can confirm that throwing gorillions of star destroyers at tech level 5 opponents bases is the most retarded strategy that actually works. I don't want to blow up star systems I want to control them.

@therealjnoble @Dystop1anFvtvre @PKPatchworks BPD is like someone’s emotions have no skin and are all raw nerves. every love feels the best it can feel and every rejection is suicidally awful. So they super overreact to every emotional stimulus. Kinda like an emotional burn victim that then takes it out on everyone around em

@Dystop1anFvtvre @PKPatchworks I still don't understand the difference between borderline personality disorder and narcissistic personality disorder.They have a lot of things in common

The absolute state of the dating market. Think I might've dodged a bullet with this one.

@theunifyingfork The right looks like a screenshot from Empire at War when you’d do cinematic mode

⬅️ The art they commissioned for the prequel short story ➡️ the art they used for the actual book.

@bizlet7 He also deserved it for being a Pats player

Tom Brady kind of deserved it. He specifically went after a mega famous model because Tom Brady is love with ‘The Best’. He could have had a regular model or a B list actress which was the mother of his first child that would look up to him but he specifically ditched her for his own vainglory.