Sam

i made it to the motherland @solana

@TheSoftwareJedi lmao

Everything Pokémon related is sold out at Target except the personal hygiene branded items. Very telling.

@hackerhouses @toly miami , austin and lisbon 🤠😆

@samleham @toly Which ones?

How many Hacker Houses have you attended?

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve

@toothachingsin @clubratt me too lol

@clubratt Unrelated but i thought this baby was Bubblebass' son

Coming to the realisation that I’m never going to have a summer break again. Like its just work forever

@PippengerHarlo so me

white people on forced death march: well at least im getting my steps in!

@cljack reformation?

Heartbreaking: I bought a dress from an expensive trendy brand and it's unfortunately incredibly high quality and looks amazing

using tap to pay feels so good when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it’s old tech

@SlumRNA_Dog he looks retarded though, that’s so unattractive, combine that with being giant and aggressive, he’s like a chimpanzee.

My wife was watching this documentary last night and it is a really good case study on how once a guy gets to be like a 9.10 and 6’5” women’s frontal lobes sort of shut down and they revert to a childlike-state and stop being able to think critically at all.

@solana @toly @orca_so @raincards @phantom @Ergonia_ @jito_labs anyone hiring in G&A 😮‍💨

Find a career you love on Solana. It's time to build.

@TheStalwart they taste like espresso “mixed” with water though and not brewed drip coffee 🥹 if drip is not available (95% of the time in yurup) i’ll just get an espresso…

Is “caffè americano” (replicating drip coffee by diluting espresso with water) meant to be something of a subtle dig? It is in fact how I prefer to drink coffee, but am I supposed to be feel a tad embarrassed when I order it? (It’s fine, I can handle it, but I’m just curious)

@Theptilla @vibhu @colosseum @SuperteamTR turkey mentioned 👀

@vibhu @colosseum @SuperteamTR Turkey!!!!

Just met a dozen @colosseum hackers from Turkey building in AI, privacy, predictions, and more. Super bullish on the new @SuperteamTR.

@harryh they wanted me to either make an appointment or wait around with a ~30 min eta to buy a single right airpod…

The thing at Apple stores where they don't have lines, but instead you just sit there for a while wondering when one of the hipster associates will get to you is really not an ideal customer experience.

@zacglover “events”/“restructure” 🤓

when did we decide to rebrand a layoff as a “reduction in force (RIF)” it’s pure HR slop

@toly if everyone sent you $10 you would have a billion dollars 😮

One million followers.

if youre in saas pivot to killing yourself

@drewcoffman omg same, you can’t do anything.

took one look at this tweet and immediately clocked that receipt paper truthers were gonna lose their minds in the replies

@carterhambley best way to drive fr

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

@thisischristina so cute

Husband and Claude set up a receipt printer to make daily briefings for the kids

@levelsio microplane

Got raw big ass Himalayan salt blocks today How do I use this or grind this to get small salt grains???