
Apoorve Singhal
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Apoorve Singhal
@sapoorve
Co-founder @slidelyAI (YC S22) - quickly beautify slides in powerpoint | IIT KGP CS | Sigma Squared Fellow
Bengaluru, India Katılım Eylül 2019
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@NaderLikeLadder A bottle could be accidentally left under there?
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@mrkaran_ They’re saying that the entire crypto market is down, and that Coinbase can weather this storm.
Seems valid given they’re a public company and have to control the sentiment before baseless interpretations spread around.
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My Microsoft friends have requested I delete this with a promise to get me in front of people who will fix it.
I will delete in 10 minutes. I’m setting a public deadline of May 15th for azure to fix their inference.
I do not take well to censorship. I’m doing this out of respect for my friends.
I gave Azure over a year to fix their shit. 2 more weeks is beyond generous.
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@ABiggerSpalash Yeah that really is beautiful, but as they say beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder and someone finding absolute freedom beautiful is also valid
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@forgebitz @scottastevenson Stripe links are quite easy to game tbh. Here’s one way:
1. Customer is at $200/year plan
2. Shift customer to new $2000/year plan, with perpetual $1800 or 90% discount.
3. Stripe now reports that customer’s ARR as $2000, till next year when they actually make the $200 payment
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It’s time to expose a huge scam in AI startups: Contracted ARR
The reason many AI startups are crushing revenue records is because they are using a dishonest metric
The biggest funds in the world are supporting this and misleading journalists for PR coverage.
The setup: Company signs 3-year enterprise deals. Year 1 is discounted (say $1M), Year 2 steps up ($2M), Year 3 is full price ($3M).
They report $3M as “ARR” — even though they’re only collecting $1M right now.
The worst part: The customer has an opt-out option at 12 months! It’s not actually a 3 year contract.
In the chart below, by Q5 the company is trumpeting ~$100M “ARR” to press, while actual cash-generating, in-effect ARR is ~$35M. That’s ~3x inflation.
On top of this, enterprise AI companies are bundling full-time “forward deployed engineers” into deals massively reducing margins, sometimes producing Year 1 negative margins.
At some point customers are going to start triggering their opt-out clauses or aggressively negotiating down Year 3 pricing.
And a wave of enterprise AI companies may collapse.

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@zeeg Will still probably need a self-serve for de-provisioning as JIT won’t solve that
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@sapoorve could be but causes a lot of headaches for IT and compliance
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@sapoorve we do that but it doesnt seem to solve for JIT in some cases
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@zeeg a slack bot / slash command where people are able to slash command themselves in/out of the group could work
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@reemaabajaj To signal that long wait time isn’t a problem of Rapido’s lack of drivers, while also implicitly implying that it’s because of your bid/tip
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@collinstimbela_ Ctrl + F to forward emails with no way to change it is diabolical in 2026
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@ThatsAarthi @grok is this true?
ChatGPT says none of the things you said are true
chatgpt.com/share/e/6999ae…
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This is literally because of Mughal invasions where they would come and kidnap/rape the Hindu bride and steal the gold. So our people would do the wedding in the middle of the night in a hushed manner while the world was asleep. This is also why the men carry swords - to fight if the situation arose.
Rosy@rose_k01
Scenes from typical Indian Punjabi Weddings Pheras late at night after Midnight between 2 to 4am 😴😂
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@peer_rich let's get that handle back to you, call it peer to peer transfer
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