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@pearsonm103 @ThinkerPhree @Trader19731 @RonDeSantis It’s comparable

@say___e @ThinkerPhree @Trader19731 @RonDeSantis Prove it… When did that suddenly occur? 😂🤷‍♂️

No national car tax!

@pearsonm103 @ThinkerPhree @Trader19731 @RonDeSantis Google exists you know.

@ThinkerPhree @Trader19731 @RonDeSantis Also, many evs are on par with ICE vehicles on weight.

@Trader19731 @RonDeSantis It doesn't spout sulpheric acid all over the roads.

@reddit_lies ***DOGE eliminated wife’s pointless job ***gets butt hurt ***buys inferior product

This saga has been wild. >Be YouTuber >DOGE eliminates wife's job >replace your Tesla with a Lucid Air to get revenge >glaze it as "The Engineer's Dream Car" >endless major technical issues >declared a lemon in under a year >TFW your videos did more damage to Lucid than Elon

@stevenmarkryan AI can 100% replace radiologists but government would implement a rule to have a live person sign off on it.

Hilarious update: Radiographer says AI will never replace radiologists. Well? The midwits here completely missed my extremely obvious SLAP tear. The specialist surgeon basically said “these guys are retarded, NEVER go back there” — it was the most obvious SLAP tear he’s ever seen and he was STUNNED and how the FK they possibly missed it. He kept shaking his head in disbelief. I get to his office, he’s got the imagining on screen, he looks at me in disbelief and he’s like “I cannot understand how they missed this”. Their report said no indication of any abnormalities anywhere. LOOK AT THIS TEAR. IT’S SO CLEAR. How could they possible say there is no indication??? They also missed the rotator cuff tear. HOW??? Please never go back there again for medical imagining”. Absolutely hilarious. Recap: Grok: 1, Midwits: 0.

@lyzantine @MikeyDiMercurio No shit but their brains are smaller and also communicated with humans.

@say___e @MikeyDiMercurio parrots aren't apes

Studies of apes revealed that the ones who learned a basic language and could converse with humans (sounds intelligent, right?) NEVER ASKED A QUESTION. Never. Not with hundreds of apes studied for decades. Why would I bring this up? No reason.

@pumpkinh8r @sircalebhammer The best time to plant was yesterday. Second best is now

@sircalebhammer Caleb, unfortunately trees must grow and there isn’t enough time to allow trees planted to grow to the point to provide enough shade to impress the impress the rich Europeans. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

JUST FUCKING PLANT TREEEESSSSSSSS They are what make cities LIVABLE Here’s San Antonio’s river walk today. It’s the most “meh that’s nice” tourist spot, and yet San Antonio is the EIGHTH most tourist visited US city because of it. TREEESSSSSSSSSS

@AdrianS00320653 @Gjeebs Interesting 🤔

@Gjeebs My fiancée has a 2026 model Y premium. I have the performance. She says the performance is more comfortable.

I have now met two people in the past week who bought a Model Y performance because they thought the adaptive suspension gave them the most comfort.

@peehutwts @grok @elonmusk come on muh dude. You can’t let Bezos outshine you!!!

Hey @Grok, show the transformation with 1800 calories mediterranean diet and 4 days intense weight training ,2 days of cardio and 10k steps daily for 6 months

@Grays___anatomy @_9th_Life_ Shretta

@_9th_Life_ They're missing a massive marketing opportunity not naming it "Retta"

I wonder what Reta’s brand name will be

@rhensing Someone literally thought self driving was a 100k add on 😑

As I was getting my haircut today and listening to normies talk it sort of struck me how much of a bubble we are in on X. The average person doesn’t know about: 1. FSD / commodity Robotaxis 2. Starship 3. That orbital datacenters are the future. 4. How advanced agentic AI has become 5. How close humanoid robots you can buy for your house are 6. That space based internet is available while you drive or fly anywhere in the world now Like. They drive dumb gas cars. They maybe watch the nightly news. They check Facebook. It’s weird how unevenly distributed knowledge is in 2026.

@GerberKawasaki What were the reasons for disengagement? In your opinion were they critical or just preference?

Got the new tesla FSD 14.3.2 and some good improvements... however I had to drive across town in traffic yesterday. Had to disengage several times. Sadly. LA is a hard City to drive but Waymo does it. Next zoox. $goog $tsla $amzn

@vad3rt3sla Also add a different credit card for different vehicles

Can we get Tesla profiles for the passenger seat? I think everyone with a Tesla can agree that having memory seat capabilities in the passenger seat is an easy add. Please

@dyingscribe Someone needs to stop this man lol 😂

He said my girl’s pussy is the most edible out there. He said he’s eating Wagyu pussy, grass fed, free range

@DobackHuffInc You know the model Y exists right?

As a man with a Wife and 2 Kids this might be the stupidest fucking Taxicab I’ve ever seen. $Tsla

@DevinOlsenn They have EDS.

I made this post to highlight a cool feature that Teslas have. I can walk away from my car and without pressing a single button on a fob or my phone and the car will automatically lock the doors and roll the windows up. I did research this before making my post and there are only a few other companies that offer this. BYD, Volvo, etc. however the majority of companies do not have this exact functionality. LOTS of other cars let you hold down a button on the fob to close the windows, and that’s neat - but it’s not the seamless experience that Tesla offers. Anyways - I’ve never in my life seen a more triggered group of individuals. HUNDREDS of comments telling me how their 20+ year old car can do the same thing, and how unsafe it is that Tesla offer this, etc. Despite my best efforts to reply to everyone in a civil manor and help clarify what I meant it seems like the comments section has just become a cesspool. Anyways - for those of you with a Benz Patent-Motorwagen or a 30 year old Honda civic, I’m so happy that you apparently have the same features as Tesla… so sorry for ever insinuating that your car is inferior in anyway to a Tesla, it won’t happen again.

@MensRp2023 @Sanya_Florida @Rich_Cooper Kids with him yes, but if the previous father is involved then he’ll be off the hook financially

@Sanya_Florida @Rich_Cooper True, but couldn't he also add in a parental responsibility waiver?!? (guess that might depend upon the state) ... He'd definitely be on the hook for child support from any kids she has with him, though

Single mom of two upset a millionaire wants a prenup... Men, what would you do?

@ASychov @cyrkaur @FredLambert Lmao, you should get your EDS checked. Diagnosis is having a steady diet of pros and cons. Clearly you’re only consuming one side but I digress.

@say___e @cyrkaur @FredLambert He has not said anything wrong in his tweets nor videos about Chinese FSD. Stop kissing Elons butt

The idea that Tesla is alone in the race to develop end-to-end vision system for self-driving and delivering into consumer vehicles is officially dead. Like dead, dead. I tested Xpeng's VLA 2.0 in the streets of Beijing, and it is comparable to my experience of daily driving Tesla FSD v14. Xpeng is not charging $100 a month to drive this. It is inlcuded in its higher-trim vehicles and it already caught the attention of Volkswagen, which is going to integrate into its own vehicles - something Tesla hasn't been able to do despite trying. You can watch the full 40-minute drive on @ElectrekCo

@ASychov @cyrkaur @FredLambert When you’re the editor and chief you get labeled with EDS. Bulls and bears are different sides on the same coin but let’s not pretend it’s the same thing.

@say___e @cyrkaur @FredLambert $TSLA stock derangment syndrome is even worse.