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Tan_the_What
@schro_dinger96
he/they • writer of unfinished books • collector of quirky quotes • probably procrastinating • professional buveur d'encre
Planet Earth Katılım Temmuz 2020
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@suchnerve "I told the engineer it looks like you're just turning turbines with extra steps and he started crying"
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>“new way to generate electricity”
>ask if it’s just another steam turbine with extra steps
>they don’t understand
>pull out illustrated diagram
>“haha it’s a new way, don’t worry”
>check
>it’s a steam turbine with extra steps
machine yearning engineer@confusionm8trix
every time
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@Oilfield_Rando Start with the cemetery and you'll see immediate improvements everywhere
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To be clear, I want ICE everywhere.
Airports. The Social Security office. The DMV. Water parks. Grocery stores. Truck stops. The tiddy bars.
Can you imagine how much that would improve the experience everywhere?
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Stop engaging in ai fruit slop and instead embrace tradition.
ley Ψ osheaga@cynicaltoyou
stop engaging in ai fruit slop and instead embrace tradition.
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@mrmikeMTL As Radar O’Reilly would say, Grape Nehi! On ice, it’s really good…
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our delightful beverages contain 0% AI fruit btw
ً.@lalisattwo
cherryta’s height is SO FUNNY 😭😭😭
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@souljagoyteller I saw some chimpanzees that were taught how to break flakes off a rock and use the sharp edges to cut a rope to get a snack. Just apes teaching apes
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TIL its called a oven because in the 1670s they would actually of in the cold food
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@KathAntonio7 Depends on whether or not he was trying to trick God into thinking he reads the Bible
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@BarneyFlames Pretty sure even Shakespeare had been arrested once for poaching
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famously english peasants did NOT have the right to hunt, this is literally the foundation of many of their folk tales.
Robbert Leusink@robbertleusink
An English peasant in 1400 had the legal right to graze animals, fish the river, hunt, and gather wood He had no employer Needed no permission Had not dependency Between 1604 and 1760, Parliament passed 5,200 Enclosure Acts By 1850, 6.8 million acres of common land had transferred to private hands The man who could feed himself without an employer became a man who could not say no to one We called it progress
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@esjesjesj Fun fact- that show is Deadliest Warrior and I'm pretty sure that guy's IDF. The Israeli flag in the background really sells it
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POV you’re at an airport and just told the ICE agent he ran out of laptop bins
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Tan_the_What retweetledi
please wait in line in a parking lot for 3 hours to be patted down and maybe kidnapped by ICE
if you make it to your flight on time and unkidnapped, maybe your plane will smash into a fire truck on the tarmac responding to a call about A FIRE ON A DIFFERENT PLANE
Greg Stoker@gregjstoker
ICE terror squads in plain clothes arresting and separating families who have already gone through security in SFO airport. Expect this at voting stations in November. Not having a tourism or airline industry during another disastrous war will definitely improve the economy. Are we free yet?
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@Longswordwife That's a snake? Wearing a sleeveless and sweaterless turtleneck sweater? It's certainly lowly, whatever it is.
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NO THE FUCK THAT ISNT
AI prompters should be gutted and have their water taken in the Fremen fashion I’m so serious
Matthew Zeitlin@MattZeitlin
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people forget that air is a fluid. one of my favorite things to do outside is to sit and feel the wind running over me like a rock in a stream
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@coughdropsh Those big boys make great friends too! We love our gnarly old oaks!
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Totally goated big boys behind me. They’re threatened, endemic to California, and the largest oak species in North America. They can live up to 600+ years.
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God all it would take is one oblivious dope knocking him down a stairway like a family guy bit.
Parody Jeff@Parodyjeffx
Trump is quite definitely in deteriorating health. What the hell is happening to him?
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@nojustpat The best ones have a coca cola label that's almost completely faded away
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