Dave - Lord of Hougun Manor.

@slimtim9 Yep Bugger to get away from

@seagull60 Was poop mate...not even at Clapham junction yet on way home!

Ready to Go!!! #EnglandvUruguay

@Seamoo86 It’s made my trip to Morrisons to get my soft set scotch eggs an absolute nightmare

Katie Hopkins is here. Give me strength.

@annielambred I did that after Brexit. They weren’t called reform then though 😂😂

Spending my morning unfollowing racist reform loving fellow BHA fans 🙄

@anika_climate Cunt

I am very proud to announce I am the new branch secretary for Reform Westminster. 🩵👏🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 I look forward to serving my branch and helping my country get back to glory! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👏🏻🩵

Can’t decide whether to have a Buck’s Fizz. Still making my mind up.

@slimtim9 @Gezzyprice Anyone can beat anyone at this level over 3 sets

Don't think @Gezzyprice did a lot wrong,just wasn't his night.Tbf I had my money on Price but he'll be back.#darts

@BHA_Luke @jac_bhafc Thanks for your service fellow brother. The only thing that still fits me though is my beret 😂

@seagull60 @jac_bhafc Terrible isn’t it. I wrote to the club to attempt to lay a Remembrance wreath in uniform this year. Was immediately shot down by supporters services and I don’t believe I saw the RBL out on the pitch this year either. Just another example of the robotic way they handle things

Urge Brighton and Hove Albion to preserve Heritage Tiles - Sign the Petition! c.org/TPsXwZcgBj via @UKChange

@TheMrGrumpy 😂

@seagull60 Shame. I have a soft spot for Crowborough, having once stopped at a supermarket there for an emergency dump on my commute to Tunbridge Wells. Great memories, lol.

Whilst I can't deny some sympathy for people concerned about 500 new residents being deposited into the town, when those concerned folk march around waving flags, I start to suspect a whiff of something unpleasant behind their motivations.

Please sign to hopefully reverse this massive own goal by #BHAFC. This club exists through the efforts of the fans. They want to airbrush legacy fans and replace us with football tourists. Preserve the Heritage Tiles - Sign the Petition! c.org/h95Z4TjDZD via @UKChange

Chinese takeaway: £24 Tip: £3 Getting home and realising they missed off part of your order: Riceless

@fesshole Heathen

I once expressed a liking for a single malt whisky at a family gathering to embrace my Scottish heritage. I've been given expensive malts for the last 20 years. I drink them with Cherry coke or Sprite mixers.

@TheBrightonBard I bet the Nokias are still fully charged

TIME CAPSULE Hunting through an old box for a VGA adapter and I stumbled across these. From memory, I got the Nokia furthest to the left in about ‘96 when it was 35p per text!

@Miffy_Mifster @colincurryer Why aren’t you asleep yet

@colincurryer Gutted they killed Jo, hope they don’t banish the other Joe, Jonathan needs to go now but I’m LOVING Alan Carr asa traitor and I usually hate him. I can’t work out if everyone else is just appallingly bad at the game or if he’s an absolute genius in playing his part 😂

Celebrity Traitors has gone from completely delicious to abject frustration. All the best people are getting banished or murdered, whilst the increasingly annoying Jonathan Ross and Alan Carr brazenly stroll on unabashed.

Football is dog shit

@GazRobinson1 Every proper football fan is behind you and your struggle mate. God knows we had ours, came out the other side.

Congratulations @GazRobinson1 😃