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@McDonaldsUK Hey team is it possible to get some coupons for fries, we've just had a McDelivery order missing all 4 portions of medium fries and @ubereats_uk support was useless when trying to resolve the issue.

@Brady_Wx @venturetwins Can you go the other way and try a dog that has progressively less/no idea what they are doing

@venturetwins A dog that gets progressively smarter

Obsessed with the new “make it more” trend on ChatGPT. You generate an image of something, and then keep asking for it to be MORE. For example - spicy ramen getting progressively spicier 🔥 (from u/dulipat)

@iamdeeal @cctvidiots Clearly watched “art attack” as a child!

@cctvidiots Please explain

On the street in Philadelphia

@_Alfista Our local store has fixed broken keys, replaced batteries phone screens and even the kids shoes soles for free. I like to recommend them whenever possible

few days ago I replied to a tweet, saying that my local Timpsons guy was a legend, uber helpful beyond his job remit, always cheery & up for a chat with customers. We often talk F1 & Alfa Romeo (he has a 147 that needs work, is SORN no MOT). Yesterday he called me over to him 1/n

@amy_may Once you’ve found it, if you would be so kind as to consider where a 3 year old would put the only TV remote. We once lost 2 weighted door stops for 3 months turned out they were in the bottom of his toy box, so try there.

@brad_frost Still to this day... The duck song youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1Yn…

Parents, what kids' song gets stuck in your head and tortures you?

Too soon ⁦@Meta⁩ too soon

I am officially no longer the Engineering Manager for the Accessibility Experience Team at Twitter. I have words. 🧵

@HeadlessCreator been learning how to work with Contentful and just came across your course for content modelling. I wanted to reach out and say Thank You!, I really appreciate it, it's a great resource 👍 headlesscreator.com/courses

It's been a great 7+ years and I'm grateful for everything I have learnt and the people I have worked with during my time at Omobono/TMP. Starting this week I’m happy to share that attempting a new challenge by starting a new position as Web Developer at…lnkd.in/e4qWu3Vk

@JaneSaunders_x @curiousiguana Did your grandma ask Father Christmas 🎅 for a blanket once she got to the front?

@curiousiguana In the aftermath of WW2, when people queued for everything, my Grandma joined a queue outside the Coop in Barnsley hoping to buy a blanket. When she finally got near the front, she realised the queue was actually to see Father Christmas 😂🎅 Story told by 87yr old Mum today

@HelloFreshUK feel my fiancé and youngest have nailed the rocket recipe! and wanted to share the results

@palashv2 Rolling Cheese

@palashv2 Crumpets and Tea

Without saying the country, can you tell me where you're from?

@dani_standring @therealpmk Just watching this makes me want to get it for our youngest, looks like fun was had 😊

I was so kindly reminded that I forgot to post my Race Day Game @therealpmk So this one is for you Checo! #boardgames #f1

.@FerreroUK feeling jilted over this recall. The Easter egg was over £5 and the £1 voucher is just enough to buy a small kinder surprise egg. @McVities sent us twice that when we had a blooming issue with a pack of biscuits!, maybe speak to their CR team to help improve yours

@SmashingMembers Hello, I'm hoping you can help, where would I find a recording for a recent Smashing workshop I attended. I can't see anything when I login and there doesn't appear to be a link to a recording in my emails

@p0le_p0sition @fesshole Made me think of this local street :)

After I split up with my first girlfriend I went for a drive and parked up at beauty spot to get some fresh air after crying my eyes out. Didn't know that it was actually a gay hook-up spot. Random guy came over to me and asked if he could suck me off. Best blow job I ever had.

@BackerKit What service do you use for your address search? I was just offered a more precise version of my address that was flat out wrong :(