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James Carville on Trump: “You look like the backside of a nutsack. That’s what you are Trump. No wonder Lindsey Graham’s always trying to lick your face. Your new name is Scrotumface. Because that’s what you are, Scrotumface”

Stormy Daniels said she had sex with Trump. Trump said that never happened. So who are we supposed to believe? The dumb blonde with the big tits or Stormy Daniels?

@OmarKelly 1997-2012

I’m actually curious which one you logo snobs want back?

@AdamKinzinger @SecRubio @captainkudzu

@SecRubio @captainkudzu Dude how do you continue to support this

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." 😂

WATCH: The White House took down this video, but we still have it. Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.

San Diego just raised the bar. Philadelphia. Atlanta. Dallas. St. Paul. DC. San Francisco. London. Tel Aviv. Scotland. Now San Diego. 7 million Americans. Counting. Every coast. Every state. Every timezone. Across the Atlantic. Across the Pacific. No Kings doesn’t need a permit to go global.

From the mound to the podium ⚾🎶 @rafaelpayare will throw the ceremonial first pitch with the San Diego @Padres on June 22, then lead Opening Night at @theshellsd on June 26 with the Symphony! 🐚 #StayClassical #AtTheShell

lol of course

@GeeScottSr @ProjectLincoln

Just paid this in Des Moines at the Shell station off 272nd.

Robert Mueller was a hero who served this nation with honor for his entire life. When you die, Americans, and people around the world, will dance in the streets for weeks because you’re a low, degenerate, criminal fraud who left a full stain on the Presidency.

LIFE AS A DOLPHINS FAN 😭 #nfl #nfltrending #nflfootball #dolphins #trending

Hey @FoxNews

@AdamKinzinger So is this what Washington's new Power Couple looks like?

Byeeeeeeee

“The Justice Department has withheld some Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor, an NPR investigation finds.” npr.org/2026/02/24/nx-…

Trump has not been “exonerated” re the Epstein files.

We know that Trump is going to repeat the “I’ve been exonerated on Epstein” line every single day forever because that’s what he does. Would it be totally outrageous for someone then to simply ask him who it was that exonerated him so we can get some clarification on that?

@DolphinsTalk UCLA Sucks! youtube.com/watch?v=g2E1Tw…

This guy is a first-class jerk. He was asked a simple question, and he gave his answer. Then he insults the reporter, and then asks the reporter a question and gets mad at the reporter for answering it (and the reporter didn't raise his voice).

Imagine being the most powerful man in the world and being this much of a whiney victim BITCH. Good god what a child

@TheFishTank81 This snub must be so deflating for him...

Yesterday, I posted how ridiculous I feel it is that Bill Belichick is reportedly not going to be a first ballot HOFer. I still feel that way and always will. That said, I am also reading/hearing plenty of people write/say that he is as obviously of a first ballot HOF Head Coach as there has ever been. Well... I present to you Don Shula. He was pretty freaking obvious as well...and clearly more obvious than the guy we (me included) are all saying is an obvious first-ballot guy! Something about winning more games than anyone else...ever, is pretty obvious. Something about coaching a team to perfection, particularly when nobody else in the history of the sport has done so, is pretty obvious. And of course, the issue that has hurt Belichick - scandal, cheating, etc. - is the complete opposite of anything ever associated with Don Shula. So yeah, pretty obvious. See you tonight at 9 PM.