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@benonwine add just another 15 days and you're looking at £350 billion...

Would you rather take £1 million upfront right now… 💷 OR Take 1p that doubles every single day for 30 days? 🤔 Most people get this wrong. Be honest.

@_VN5 @BarefootLady @lambeth_council Why though? Just mind your business.

@BarefootLady @lambeth_council Rip it off. Every single time. Report it to the council and Met.

This is the third time I see a car with covered number plates in my area. Why do people do this? Is it happening in other parts of London or has @lambeth_council done something?

@megan_10976 @OctopusEnergy If anyone gives a random company the ability to take whatever money they want out of your bank account, you get what you deserve. Pay when YOU are ready, by bank transfer, or app. Direct debits are SO outdated now.

Hey @OctopusEnergy, I'm a student and you've overcharged me by £1,600+, I can't pay my rent, and your phone agent left me on a silent line for 20 mins until you closed for the bank holiday. Can someone please help?

@GREY_FU @anon_opin No sugar, what's the point?

@anon_opin Bang two of these and get on with my day. Clean bill of health Tradeable kidneys

Adults who don't drink tea or coffee are a strange breed. What do they drink in the mornings?

@Geordie_Radgie @MattCas04807118 The fuck are you on about?

@MattCas04807118 Dear me, they look like bunch of rapscallions up to highjinx. I'm glad things like the Magic Faraway Tree have been cleansed of the problematic thoughts; can you imagine the state the country would be in if we hadn't all been protected from the evils of Enid Blyton.

WTF!!😡😡 Broad daylight, two very weak children with a knife snd hammer take on a bloke with one hand.😳😳 He’s as hard as feck until he isnt after being punched by the guy and hurt.👏 Feral feckers!

@DennysDiner @Im_Just_Lynn They didn't make you aware. You vanity searched yourselves and came across it by pure luck. By the way, if this is how you treat your employees, I'm out. No more Dennys for me. What a useless PR person behind this account!

@Im_Just_Lynn Thank you for making us aware. Please send us a DM with your order info, location and date visited, and we'll look into this internally.

Told the dennys waiter to round up to 70 for tip and this nigga used his employee discount on our order 😭

@VinnieSull1van Hahahahahaha!!!!

Errm, could I speak to the manager please..

@richardkranium @shivnull @elonmusk Nor do you, looking at that spelling...

@shivnull @elonmusk America doesn't know what damocracy is

Congratulations, President Trump! This is a win for the world and a clear message to evil dictators everywhere.

@_XR8__ @mistressdivy It's NOT, it's up down up down left right left right b a!

@mistressdivy Up, up, down, down, left, right, select, start.

Prove to me you’re an old gamer in one sentence. I’ll drop a like if I’m convinced.

@BBCNews Complete waste of money spending it on people who will never contribute usefully to society. Spend it on those kids who will benefit from being educationally stretched.

Councils to get £3bn for thousands more school spaces for Send pupils bbc.in/497mwRa

@RobPhillips69 @antmiddleton Because that 50% pays for you to become educated, be treated in hospital if necessary, and lots of other things that need to be paid for in a country with a higher standard of living.

@antmiddleton As I read recently: If you are paying 50% of your earnings to avoid prison - how are you free?

Your annual tax is paying for ‘a’ boat! Imagine if we all (for 1 year) stopped paying tax! Your money is contributing to the invasion of our country… Let that settle in! 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

@Romans14_11_ @Keir_Starmer Jesus Christ I hate this cunts face

I’ve just secured a landmark agreement with Vietnam to ramp up the returns process of illegal migrants. I mean it when I say: if you come here illegally, you will be swiftly returned.

hi @krakensupport I'm waiting on a crypto being sent, but it's stuck at "Initiated". When I try to cancel I get "Invalid reference ID". Can you help please?

@NoContextHumans Excellent. There is literally no need for anyone to be anything other than respectful. This man has identified that he needs to go to the gym, he's gone to the gym, and he's getting the job done. The guy helping him is also spot on. Good to see!

We need more people in the world like this…

@DavidHTower @BBCNews But thats not what happened, so your comment is utterly irrelevent.

@BBCNews Could have 1. Not got into debt. 2. Got a proper job.

'I cleared my £13,000 debt with TikTok earnings' bbc.in/4mMlrTb

@Keir_Starmer Shouldn't be letting them come here in the first place

If you come to this country and commit a crime, you don’t get to stay here. You will face deportation at the earliest opportunity.

@kip_kroeger @basilthegreat Watch out we got a badman over here! 😂😂😂

@basilthegreat Leave me in his cell PERIOD

🚨AXEL RUDAKUBANA REFUSES TO STOP THREATENING THE LIVES OF PRISON GUARDS - Only allowed out of cell when 5 guards in riot gear control him - Staff fear he will strike again Should the death penalty be brought back for monsters like Rudakubana?

@basilthegreat Why aren't they just beating the shit out of him on a daily basis to teach him a lesson?

@mwhitehousegb @ClarksonsFarm1 It costs us anywhere between £1 (worthy) to about £1.80 (Madri etc) to buy it in.

@ClarksonsFarm1 From my understanding the Total real cost per Pint: is between £2.15 & £2.80. This is before any profit is made. Selling at this price means the pub is just breaking even on it. So for pubs to survive and keep customers happy I would say a reasonable price would be £4 a pint

How much should a pint of lager cost?

@Sir_H_Chiselton @anon_opin @grok I'm not a lesbian. Am I allowed in your nail salon?

@anon_opin @grok explain this post to me like I'm five. Is "terminate-and-stay-resident" just a poncy way of saying "background tasks" to try and look cleverer than they are? If so, is the poster just being a git?

I don't allow terminate-and-stay-resident programs on my computer. In the old days they ate valuable RAM and clock cycles. Nowadays this makes zero sense. But I'd rather my computer be entirely untaxed, than constantly do something non-essential that uses 0.001% of its resources.