Simon Milligan

@metrotrains Sorry @metrotrains your new schedule is a big fail. Wefo to Parliament used to be 17 mins direct. Now it’s 24 minutes with a 9 minute walk between platforms at State Library.

🚇The Big Switch is here! All Pakenham, Cranbourne and Sunbury line services now running exclusively through the Metro Tunnel. Meanwhile, the Frankston line is returning to the City Loop, the first time since 2021! Plan your journey: transport.vic.gov.au/journey

@chasingscratch0 Great episode - particularly chuckled at the end with your pronunciation of Iron Brew

S8 Ep 23 “Chasing Scotland” is LIVE. open.spotify.com/episode/1xdlkH…

@VicGovEPA Is the answer poo?

Beach Report: 6 beaches are rated Good. 29 beaches are rated Fair. 1 beach is rated Poor. Yarra Watch: Warrandyte is rated Good. Healesville is rated Fair. Kew and Launching Place are rated Poor.

Thanks @tommyemmanuel for an inspiring show..

My vote for meme of the day.

@aaronsmith Now if you had your own lane to yourself it would be perfect!

This is Fitzroy Melbourne, just approaching 7pm, at the end of a work day.

After 21 days of firefighting efforts, the bushfire in the Grampians National Park is now contained 🥳 More than 76,000 hectares has burned. There is now no active or running fire, and the perimeter is within control lines 🔥 news.cfa.vic.gov.au/news/grampians… @FFMVic

Dave Bautista on the fake masculinity of Trump and MAGA. 😅

Grandpa reacts to a gummy x.com/visualfeastwan…

This is the story of Britney Spears a dog I rescued in Thailand 2 years ago. She had been used for fighting or possibly as a bait dog. She was dumped in the jungle with a padlock around her neck and with her 5 puppies. Its not been easy but her story is beautiful (1/12)

@MaribyrnongCC what’s going on at your #aquatic centre? Antiquated system wouldn’t allow me to upgrade my membership (and give you more money) until Wednesday - and staff stating the only way was to pay casual rates until then. #CustomerService sadly lacking!

@jess_marnich @thyrafarmer The classic is a great swim - fast and with the current too.

@simon_milligan Decisions, decisions…. Have you already done that tho? I’m hanging out to swim in #MurrayRiver We could always ask @thyrafarmer if they can change the date 😁

📣Aus Twitter 🏊🏾🏊🏼‍♀️🏊🏻‍♀️frens📣 ⭐️Moama NSW for annual Wharf 2 Winery swim ⭐️Sun 21st Jan 2024 💥It’ll be a hoot @Bundogs @pracconnect @KennedyCreek1 @jasonbryce @turner_research @aaronsmith @severs_jeanette @SusanMcCreery2 @MartySwims List cont 👇🏽

@jess_marnich @jodiem @AusBravo @Blakebrou2Marie @bacifarfalla @MichaelJRay4 @westius @Hef0909 @glistenrr @misguidedjenni @swright1959 @Rosspipesy The timing isn’t great - the day after the Portsea Classic!

Hope to see you @jodiem @AusBravo @simon_milligan @Blakebrou2Marie @bacifarfalla @MichaelJRay4 @westius @Hef0909 @glistenrr 👆🏽 All Welcome @misguidedjenni @swright1959 @Rosspipesy Missed anyone? Pls share #RegionalNSW #MurrayRiver #MelbsWest #OpenWaterSwimming #Health

Same distance as the cup but in the ocean - choppy conditions made it tough going!

@louiseadler @Qantas Middle seat is entitled to two arm rests. Aisle gets one and extra legroom. Window gets one arm rest and the window.

Slight improvement from last year’s one hour challenge…

Nice cover by the Folk Bitch Trio tonight!

Had to use Pythagoras’ Theorem today…. Should probably get I touch with my maths teachers to apologise for complaining about having to learn it…