Simon M Mapuranga

@WorldNumbers20 This is deceitful. That one match does not fall out of thin air; it’s a culmination of a 46 match season plus 2 playoff semi final matches, then leading to the final. For context, that amount is for playing 49 matches, not winning one match.

The “richest match” in football isn’t the World Cup final… 👀💰 Winning the Championship playoff final can be worth over £300 MILLION in long-term value — more than most trophies in world football. From the FIFA World Cup to the Premier League title, here are the biggest financial rewards in the game ⚽📈 Which one surprised you the most? 👇

@InnoeMachizy @advocatemahere Pabva gondo pagara Zi(m)Zi(m).

@advocatemahere Just escorted them Australians to the airport 🔥👏💯

🔸No. Tapinda! Australia has already boarded Qantas to go home! Ireland is drowning its sorrows in some Guinness! Our Chevrons did it!!! #TeamZimbabwe🇿🇼

@PatieMusa I do it a lot. Mandebvu’s yesteryear hit “Indangariro” has been playing in my head since Saturday morning.

Good morning. ☀️🌞 There are days when I wake up with a song on my heart. At times it’s a hit song from the past of a song my parents used to play a lot. This morning it’s a song from Avonlea Primary school assembly days - The Big Book😁🤦🏿‍♀️ . Does this happen to anyone else?

@Blue_Footy That Mudryk is wasteful.

Your thoughts on our first half performance❓

@Blue_Footy Would have been joke of the decade. Southgate would have taken our standards down south further than we’ve ever gone.

Wayne Bridge suggests Chelsea should've waited for Gareth Southgate before appointing Maresca: "There will definitely be people looking at him [Southgate] but it just depends how this tournament goes, we don’t know how this tournament is going to go yet, so that probably would have been a good one for Chelsea, but they just wanted something instantly." {Betfred}

@PatieMusa @audreytheMUA @tino_maveneka @tinashesengwep1 Always good, let’s catch up Monday

@simonmapuranga @audreytheMUA @tino_maveneka @tinashesengwep1 I’m good, how are you.

Nothing profound to share right now and…it’s ok! 😇 Just want to say hello 👋🏾, how are you? 💋 @audreytheMUA 💇🏾‍♀️ @tino_maveneka 📸 @tinashesengwep1 #ProofOfLife😎 #ClaimItTakeItOwnItRockIt®️

@GoonerArmchair @InvertTheWing Isn’t that because it’s all he has? He can’t talk of things he’s not achieved, now can he…

It’s rather amusing to me how Guardiola has said Harry Kane is “One of the best strikers I’ve seen in my life”, Jose Mourinho thought he could get to the level of Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi, Thomas Tuchel was willing to break Bayern Munich’s transfer record for him, and Carlo Ancelotti had him has first choice to replace Karim Benzema. But people will still call him a bad player because he does not have “trophies”. I prefer to watch the game with my eyes. As do those elite managers.

@terrymap1 Well done young man.

Ladies and Gentlemen as I sign out, I leave you with this video. I made my Roadrunners known and the name of Village 6 to be remembered. I think i represented well🙏🏿😃❤️

@CFCPys @FabrizioRomano What about Gallagher and Cucurella?

🚨 Chelsea want 4 players OUT before July 17th. Lukaku, Ziyech, Aubameyang and Hudson Odoi, who’s agents are working on some solutions in Italy. (@FabrizioRomano)

@RangaMberi You too? 😜

Beyonce singing Stevie’s Master Blaster. I was just waiting for the “Zimbabwe” part… 😎

@ZTNPrime Is the PSL represented on the Space? Are the PSL clubs represented on the Space? Are the sponsors represented on the space? Not to mention the football association…

@robertmarawa Not a pen

VAR......👂🏾👂🏾

@OpenParlyZw @TembaMliswa Kkk Themba…

“Let us search everyone , I am in possession of United States Dollars. Honorable Ziyambi and everyone else should show us the currencies in their pockets, so that we show the nation if the Zimbabwean Dollar really works,” said honorable @TembaMliswa #Inflation #ZimParliament

@FrankKhalidUK @cfcwonitall agree 100%

Do you agree or disagree with Frank Leboeuf?

@Michael_Segz @SkySportsPL It’s Tony Puny, what did you expect 🤷‍♂️

@SkySportsPL What is he saying..... Are these guys Stoke city or Sunderland academy graduates?

"It makes no sense having an academy system where the kids aren't getting a chance to play at that level!" 👀 Tony Pulis on Chelsea's recent transfer business 🔵

@SkySportsPL Get a life old man; you don’t even watch Chelsea.

@GeraldNgonyamo @admirendumo @munya07 Koo Mzaya we on the same “sinky” boat?

@admirendumo @munya07 Thanks Ango....nervy end but we'll take the 3 points and run.

Congratulations to the Blues, back to winning ways, our boarding school lad must be delighted @GeraldNgonyamo @munya07

@PatieMusa Yes 😜😂😜

Am I the only one who doesn’t like ox-tail??? Really what’s the fuss over it🤔

@GeraldNgonyamo @AfricaFactsZone In December it’s quite hard getting Accomodation especially if you leave it too late. Hotels, Lodges and BnBs will be full from Swakop, Langstraat all the way to Walvis Bay, but the vibe will be correct.

@AfricaFactsZone Fantastic resort and town actually. I was advised that most residential properties there are owned by Germans who come down for holidays during Namibia's summer. They say the place is 'alive' in Nov and Dec.

This is how empty it gets in Namibia. A drive through Swakopmund Central Business District.