Simon Melaniphy

@Longleat is Bart the capybara still in the African village? Your app doesn't show anything for capybara!

Thanks @bottomike for giving him the half time mention - made his day! And obv the result did too!

@bottomike Michael Melaniphy (mel-an-if-fee) is 90 next month & unfortunately is making today his last game to attend after 5 years of being at all the Cherries home games. Let's make it another 3 points to go out with a bang! #matchdaymentions

@carlosradioguy @afcbournemouth What cracking goals!!

@simonmelaniphy @afcbournemouth It’s looking good Simon 2-0 into half time 🍒

Match ready. Come on you 🍒 Chilly walking into Kings Park but I’m sure the @afcbournemouth boys will warm us up.

@OctopusEnergy And whilst the ASHP is powering ahead, here's a thank you to @OctopusEnergy from Evan for the soft & awesome "cutie pumpy" as he calls it!

@simonmelaniphy Sounds like a busy few hours ahead 😉. What better to keep you going than a few legendary dad jokes. 🐙

@OctopusEnergy Off to a good start with #FreeElectricity pulling 20kw from the grid! (Car⚡️, washing, tumble drying, cooking, Octo ASHP heating water!) And our Home Assistant dashboard giving us the hourly #dadjokes

🚨 FLASH GIVEAWAY – TODAY ONLY! 🚨 To celebrate the launch of WCML: Birmingham to Crewe for Train Sim World 6, we’re giving away 1 FREE game key for release day, right here on X Read the information in pictures and good luck 🤞

@AllAboard_UK >>> PC please >>>> it’s going to be epic!

1 year in with our @OctopusEnergy Heat Pump & it's been awesome! I ❤ that it's over x4 more efficient than our gas boiler - massive win for my £ and the 🌎 (& the warm constant temperature is so much better than gas!) I've recommended several people already! #heatpumplove

@LeftieStats @YouGov in other news, 100 turkeys were polled and 24 of them were very much looking forward to the festive season

🚨 Who would make the Best Prime Minister? ➡️ Nigel Farage – 24% 🔴 Keir Starmer – 13% 🟣 Jeremy Corbyn – 9% 🟠 Ed Davey – 6% 🔵 Kemi Badenoch – 5% 🟢 Zack Polanski – 3% Via @YouGov, 18-19 Sep

@UtilitaFootball @afcbournemouth @vmelaniphy would love to be there <<<<<⚽️⚽️⚽️🔴🔴🔴

🎟 THE UF TICKET OFFICE IS OPEN 🎟 𝐖𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 @afcbournemouth 🆚 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬 😍 📆 Saturday 23rd August 15:00 RT, follow us and tag a mate to enter - winners will be notified by DM. 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐈𝐆 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤! #afcb Giveaway is not sponsored, endorsed, or administered by X. T&Cs apply.

@GWRHelp that it is baaaaaaaad news

@jimfrevola +ve = new platform quicker/easier to select multiple tix together 🙂 -ve = £2/ticket fee?! Increases Junior cherry ticket +28% from £7 to £9. A huge % increase on those buying multiple tickets together 😢 💰💰💰 #AFCB

@eimid_ can you share the link? I signed up yesterday AM but still nothing through

£80 for The Prodigy and Carl Cox in Belfast. Was looking forward to it and had the artist presale link and all. But for that price, I'll leave it for now anyway.

@betway @ManCity 1-2 ... close game, but time for the mighty 🍒to end an outstanding season & make amends for the recent cup loss!

WIN tickets to @ManCity v Bournemouth! ⚽ To enter: - Follow @Betway - Like this post - Comment with your score prediction Closes Monday 19th May at 9am T&Cs: blog.betway.com/football/premi…

@UtilitaFootball A) Aston Villa qualified for the Champions League

𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗢 𝗪𝗜𝗡 👇 Which of the following happened #OnThisDay last year? A) Aston Villa qualified for the Champions League B) Leicester were crowned champions of the Championship C) Manchester City won the Premier League 📊 Stats from the Utilita Football Yearbook, one selected correct answer wins a copy!

🎟 THE UF TICKET OFFICE IS OPEN 🎟 𝐖𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 @afcbournemouth 🆚 𝐋𝐞𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲 😍 📆 Sunday 25th May 16:00 🍒 Your last chance to win tickets to watch #afcb at home this season! RT, follow us and tag a mate to enter - winners will be notified by DM Giveaway is not sponsored, endorsed, or administered by X. T&Cs apply.

@UtilitaFootball @afcbournemouth @steviecripps last game of the season! 🍒🍒🍒