People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau

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People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau

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Tāmaki-Makaurau Katılım Nisan 2021

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People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau@simonnz_·7 Ağu

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@fabiodeuxbeer @JLininson big if true

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kim jong deux…@fabiodeuxbeer·28m

@simonnz_ @JLininson Yes

Jamie@JLininson·1h

i think my one great interest in life is flirting with women

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People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau@simonnz_·1h

@grogersxyz Umm what’s this then??

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Geordie Rogers@grogersxyz·1h

Not a sky tower in sight

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People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau@simonnz_·1h

Kier Starmer died peacefully last night. A by election will be held in Holborn and St Pancaras. Lucy Powel will travel to Buckingham Palace to meet the King. On leaving Downing Street, she told the press “he is looking up at us, proud that we will finish what he started”

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People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau@simonnz_·2h

@electricteall @grok is this true?

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chip 2@electricteall·4h

#BREAKING National Party Leader, CEO and current PM Christopher Luxon is expected to resign Following mounting pressure in the polls, Luxon is expected to step aside with coalition member Winston Raymond Peters likely to become PM. He will address the national at 9pm tomorrow

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People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau@simonnz_·2h

@dugmartsch @groenevis @KeyTryer Pilots will throw rolls of toilet paper out of planes and try fly through them. People have definitely done this in real life

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strangehours@dugmartsch·7h

@groenevis @KeyTryer makes sense this is too dumb for any pilot to risk his liscense over

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Key 🗝 🦊@KeyTryer·13h

what is terminal velocity

Rick D@RickD_GK

This can turn out to be really bad, seriously. Those M&M's falling thousands of feet to the ground can cause some damage, especially if they hit somebody. People need to use their brain a bit more before doing things for content... 🤬

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People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau@simonnz_·2h

@itzMeAir @007__Aj @dugmartsch @KeyTryer But he hasn’t linked the source so we won’t know what he’s referencing

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People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau@simonnz_·2h

@itzMeAir @007__Aj @dugmartsch @KeyTryer Probably wouldn’t even find this to be litter, if it all lands inside the airport or is biodegradable

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People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau@simonnz_·4h

@BasicBishopNZ don’t worry abojt it x

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Kaitāia Friar@BasicBishopNZ·22h

Can someone give me a quick rundown of what a finance minister does before Thursday plz 🙏

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People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau@simonnz_·4h

@FrankMcRae Would you take $1.3316666667 per barrel?

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People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau@simonnz_·4h

luxton has resigned

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People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau@simonnz_·4h

he fkd up da petrol now he’s fuckin off. git

monashposting@monashposting

He is resigning. All over red rover. Albos done

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monashposting@monashposting·7h

He is resigning. All over red rover. Albos done

6 News Australia@6NewsAU

#BREAKING 🚨 Prime Minister Anthony Albanese will address the nation at 7pm AEDT tonight regarding the federal government's response to the Iran war

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People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau@simonnz_·4h

@10footinvestor @dannolan Isn’t the whole problem that they can’t sell it overseas?

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Clifford@10footinvestor·21h

@dannolan yes but when you can sell it to overseas for 3x and now the 3x is 7x

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dan nolan@dannolan·21h

don't these guys make that

Clash Report@clashreport

NEW: The UAE hikes fuel prices, with sharp increases of 30% to 70%.

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People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau@simonnz_·7h

@007__Aj @dugmartsch @KeyTryer Don’t think these are the same thing sorry

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Aj.@007__Aj·8h

@simonnz_ @dugmartsch @KeyTryer The commercial gains could apply here since he made a whole video about doing it

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People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau@simonnz_·8h

@007__Aj @dugmartsch @KeyTryer I don’t think that looks like 250 cubic feet of waste

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Aj.@007__Aj·9h

@simonnz_ @dugmartsch @KeyTryer It's considered littering And if he did it intentionally to for content creation an asshole cop or judge could hit them with a felony littering charge "littering for profit" But here's a few ways his act can lead to a felony

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People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau@simonnz_·10h

they’re building a Mia Johnsonville?

Ben McNulty@ponekeben

Pleased to advise construction of the revamped Johnsonville Mall begins today. The Johnsonville Khalifa is going to be absolutely transformational for our suburb.

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People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau@simonnz_·10h

@dugmartsch @KeyTryer Throwing things out of planes is not necessarily illegal. If you make sure they don’t cause damage or injury then it’s fine

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strangehours@dugmartsch·11h

@KeyTryer This is still absolutely a felony. Like just posting federal felonies for crumbs of engagement.

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People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau@simonnz_·11h

@m4ria_wyeth what did you think ACAB meant? Vibes? Essays?