Stephanie Losee
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Stephanie Losee
@slosee
Content Director @Salesforce; former head of content @Visa @Politico @Dell @Autodesk; endurance sports & wine geek
San Francisco Katılım Mayıs 2008
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One day, Donald Trump will die, and his supporters will try to punish the people who say things like this.
Shelby Talcott@ShelbyTalcott
Trump on the death of Robert Mueller: “Good, I’m glad he’s dead.”
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Hey @Nordstrom, I just tried to elect autopay for my store credit card, and paying my statement balance wasn’t an option. Why not? All other cards have it. Is it because not paying the statement balance every month guarantees you interest?
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Congratulations on your new position as Trump’s #1 lapdog, I know you worked hard for it!
Greg Abbott@GregAbbott_TX
Today, I signed the One Big Beautiful Map into law. This map ensures fairer representation in Congress. Texas will be more RED in Congress.
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Here comes the “apartheid really wasn’t so bad” history rewrite.
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@marlene4719 Who’s going to tell them it’s a song about gay hookups at the Y?
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There aren’t words strong enough for how fucked up you must be to humiliate yourself like this.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
viewer discretion is advised
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Many are unhappy in their 40s, and a certain percentage of people you know will blow up their lives in extraordinary ways as a result.
love drops@lovedropx
People in their 40s, what’s something people in their 20s don’t realize is going to affect them when they age?
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@elonmusk Nobody can afford to raise a family after subsidizing billionaire assholes like you
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@megynkelly That’s what I want in a would-be dictator—rambling hilarity
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Suggest a law that if passed in one state would benefit the other 49.
I’ll go first…
Nevada - National Holiday Conference Act. Basically no conference, expos or large events can start the day after a national holiday. Why? Expo staff, exhibitors and attendees have to travel or worse set up the conference on their holiday. None of these people ever get the time off in lieu so it is a net negative for all involved.
Come on Nevada take one for the country.
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OMG @ramit today a Fidelity broker looked at my index funds & told me that if they had actively managed my portfolio over the last decade it would have risen 15% a year, net of fees. Bc of you I know the tricks they play to get those figures and I didn’t fall for it
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What Vance and Trump have wrought.
Noah Lanard@nlanard
What’s now being distributed in Springfield, according to a local pastor
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@elonmusk You mean the thing where we have empathy for each other?
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This is the room at Mar-a-Lago where Trump held his unhinged press conference yesterday.
Describe the room in ONE word.
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Disappointed in you @united. You notified me that my bag was arriving on a later flight. I went home, and when I arranged for bag delivery, I was told you made a mistake and the bag is at the airport. You won’t deliver it bc of your mistake. I have to drive 30 miles. Not okay
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Thank you @united for upgrading me to Polaris! What a wonderful surprise on such a long trip. Truly a treat
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@TheRickWilson I think his first act should be to pack the Court with actual justices
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I'd like to thank the Supreme Court for granting Joe Biden godlike official powers.
I think his first step should be to declare all Trump golf courses as protected Federal wildlife preserves and seize them by eminent domain...it's an official act, so it's cool, right?
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I've launched a bipartisan investigation to examine the origins of COVID, gain-of-function research, and Dr. Fauci's cover-up attempts – all to prevent a future pandemic.
Will you stand with me as we get to the bottom of what REALLY happened? Add your name now! ⬇️
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