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@NickWatts Watts checking in - how we feelin rn? Bone in or boneless tendies ? Bloody Mary time ?

Every time I check in for my hungover flight home from a trip I check to see if the airport has the goods… Let’s just say tomorrow’s gonna be a great day #airportchilis

@trekeitheon Medium 😭

Yes, I’m in Palo Santo. No, I did not order food. Yes, I’m wearing Peter Millar with an ascot. Any other questions?

@MurrayHillGuy1 jokes dead let’s move on

@CynicalNYK Don’t put her on a pedestal. She’ll snuff it out immediately

Got a girls number on the C train last week. She's way out of my league, a smokeshow. First date tonight. Time to lock in like I'm the Knicks in game six.

@NickWatts Lookin absolute killer in the Maui Jims big hoss

Dreams can come true!

@MaxxingDelusion Nah those tassels is where I’ll draw the line

Loro Piana simply does not miss.

@NickWatts Kiawah

Just booked another long haul Amtrak 👀 5 points to anyone who can guess where I’m going Hint: 🏌️

@teddyluvsU2 Village feeders

"don't sexualize me" and this is literally her tinder profile

@MurrayHillGuy1 A good amount of NYC is performative fitness. Chicks walk around in yoga pants but haven’t ran more than a mile in their life. They resort to substances and pills to lose weight, and pay for surgery to get the features that come naturally when u workout. Athletic chix >>>

San Diego (first time ever) field report: People here are way more fit and somehow don’t make it their entire personality like NYC Tacos on every corner, all have a line Everyone’s outside… running, lifting, surfing, doing something. Very active Girls are effortlessly hot, not trying nearly as hard No one is in a rush, but everything still gets done Perfect weather is just… normal here. Cali vibes are real, packed day today

@_r0ck5t4r Absolute village feeders

How many times do I have to say this…. Fat tits aren’t good tits

@rfkenmore Alden

I feel bad for normal dudes Guys who don’t care and don’t have time to research nonsense stuff like clothing and shoes Who just want to know what’s what as painlessly as possible Who are fed the worst slop like this diagram I just saw on IG: AI only making it so much worse So much more involved than it needs to be to sort what’s garbage and what’s real

@jeffknox55 Keep it simple pal, don’t go overboard

Dox your yeti coolers, I need ideas for stickers I should put

@10trillionfiat @MurrayHillGuy1 That’s why you’re on Twitter replying 🤣🤣 go bang ur ugly gf

@MurrayHillGuy1 I’m not a hater. I have too many important things to tend to to worry about another grown man. Just surprised you’re 5’1”. I’m actually intrigued.

My haters (fans) on this app: Fat people Non gym goers Unemployed Liberals Ugly females Twink men Losers at life

@HighyieldHarry Where we at. Assembling foids

Life when you log off for a little bit

@the_P_God Where’s bæg?

Going out in NYC when it’s 80+ degrees

@scmedicinals Thanks for what you do Brendan. People need to put down their phones and go out and play! Pls let us know when you’re back in nyc

Too many young men end it themselves. It’s the 2nd leading cause of going to the afterlife. It doesn't have to be this way, there's a big problem in today's society of everyone's "norm"

@NickWatts Performative Carhartt but it plays

Pretty good seats at PBR in Billings!

@MurrayHillGuy1 this weather feels like a Galway meetup starting at 3pm sharp. Put your phone down and talk to that blonde wearing a Kiawah island quarterzip type weather

Underrated saturday morning NYC activity: walking through soho slightly hungover every girl looks like your future wife you make eye contact with none of them grab coffee from new shop that explored upon hit the gym hang with the boys Suburbs could never!

@ArbitrageAndy1 Are we back anon?

POV: you just checked pre market and magic coin prices

@friardah Why is there not a fkn keg or anyone drinking beers

The league is back and better than ever