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@birdwoman1966 Only Fans Only Grans?

We have 2 converted farm buildings on our farmyard that we let out to holidaymakers. We never hit the Welsh government’s recent target of letting them out for over 182 days a year (even though they’re available all year) because we’re inland, not in the coast. They’ve just sent us a backdated premium (additional 50%) council tax bill for the last three years. It’s over £26,000. I am seriously concerned for my husband’s mental health. We can’t pay that. We can’t sell them as they’re not suitable for permanent accommodation. We can’t rent them out as they’re not classed as permanent accommodation. What the actual fuck are we meant to do here?!!

@JordyP1993 @currys I ordered a chicken curry and it came dressed as a washing machine

Hey @currys as promised, just letting you know I’ve submitted a formal complaint to the ASA as you’ve broken the terms of your own T&Cs and haven’t provided a prize, regardless of how often your incredibly poor customer service team on here keep telling me otherwise 👍🏻 #Currys

@naughty29855 Think ur full of 💩 Cool story though

Apparently coffee with one of the Directors can completely ruin your concentration for the rest of the day 😌 It was very polite, very normal, but I can’t stop replaying the way he looked at me across the table. Be honest… would you leave it there, or would you be curious to see what happens next?

@StephanieAVFC How much? I’m there next week and just wondering

In a beautiful restaurant over looking the Vatican ….. but I didn’t realise how expensive it would be. So we just shared a cheese plate 😂 So embarrassing he he

@latexandheels Butterface

Rate this Babe Pass or Fail? #goon #gooner #gooning #cumtribute #wankchat #highheels #shortskirts

@MonicaMonroeXO How bigs yer cock son?

Polka dots and sunshine 👙☀️

@GuillemBalague You not need a joby after all that food?

Woke up in Madrid this morning. Hotel breakfast Early at the airport. VIP lounge breakfast First flight to Heathrow. Business seat. Lunch Second flight to Munich. Business seat. Tea Guest of Bayern. Free food and drinks Half time, deserts After the game, German sausages Get taxi, 90 minutes drive to Memmingen airport Four hours wait for flight at 6am Two hours sleep on the plane Drive to Palamós Prepare #Euroleagues and record it Sleep in bed 26 hours since I left the last bed Do you really want this job? #toomuchfood #notenoughsleep #looooooveit

@M1878D_ Wouldn’t even wear them to kick u right in the Fanny lad

Fuckin kip of them, any lad wearin alo aswell is a helmet

@menscoach1 Suck the gym trainer off

My wife cheated on me after 10 years of marriage. She had an affair with her gym trainer, and it lasted a year. She cried and begged for forgiveness. I stayed for our two young kids. That was 2 years ago, but the pain is still fresh. I am consumed by anger every day. The images replay nonstop. I hate my marriage. I hate my wife. I hate myself. I feel like I’ve lost direction. I don’t know where to go... or where to stop. How do I stop hating myself... for who I’ve become? --From my Dm, give him some advice.

@whitford747 This didn’t happen

Here is another disturbing story of our times. A relative of mine recently went into an NHS hospital to give birth (female obviously!!) In the adjacent bay was a Somali woman who had just given birth. My relative and husband had no choice to overhear a conversation between the nurses and an interpreter on speaker phone. It transpired that the woman had a 4 year old child staying in a hotel. She had arrived in the UK only 7 days previously, and it transpired she had recently entered Germany and was desperate to reach the U.K. in time to give birth. It was not clear by what means they had arrived, but it was suspected that it was by a small boat. The nurses discovered and were appalled that the 4 year old child had been left in the hotel who then had to be collected by the police! Then the conversation talked about TB and one other disease (unknown) My relative then decided to immediately discharge herself early even though she still had a few medical problems. I wonder how many other similar examples are out there. and how much this family will cost the taxpayer especially as no doubt she’ll probably use her human rights to bring more relatives into our country. @wesstreeting @NHSEngland @NHSuk @YvetteCooperMP @peterkyle @RachelReevesMP @wesstreeting @Keir_Starmer @zubirahmed @SKinnock @karinsmyth @ShabanaMahmood @fahimaM100 @Bushra1Shaikh @zarahsultana @SadiqKhan @MatthewStadlen @Kevin_Maguire @ZackPolanski @MothinAli @rachelmillward @carla_denyer @EllieChowns

@craig_c83 What a fckin w@nker you are lad

MADELEINE MCCANN: Apartment 5A 📍 This is the route they took making their “checks” 🚶‍♂️ Look at it. Properly 👀 And then ask yourself, does the abduction story actually make sense? ❌ #MadeleineMcCann #McCann

@Softnessa_ Absolutely no help from my parents with anything to do with my girls. I could actually steal my grandson from my daughter. Absolutely adore my child’s child. I haven’t spoke nor care for my parents anymore

Is it me or did our parents heavily rely on our grandparents for child care but now it’s like some of us gotta beg them for 1 hr sometimes? Lol

@itsssthulsss Robin Shit Van Persie

i’m tired of pretending, what does RSVP stand for?

@jgceltic Unlucky paddy power a shite

The biggest scandal today, 9 goals but only 3 corners

@TamseIIicsonIII Aw the vest big man

So you play an instrument? Strings, Woodwinds, Brass, Percussion or Keyboards? Corona

@geniusLubo Honking, cunts take time aff work tae watch it

Anybody watching the Masters golf?

@willo_ian @Matt_Pinner Boris is morphing into saville

@Matt_Pinner No, pair of cunts.

Do you believe Boris Johnson was a better Prime Minister than Keir Starmer?

@lady_valor_07 Undertaker

Anyone know of a good job for someone who hates people?

@mikedailly @PaulJohnDykes @citizentommy Is that the citizen theatres son?

I hope Glaswegians will consider giving their vote to @citizentommy Born in Govan and brought up in Pollok. Why? He changed debt collection for the better in Scotland and put free and healthy school meals on the map. You want a fighter for Glasgow? He’s the person.

@DGRhod_ I’m giving you double carpet in you not getting a dime back soppy bollocks 👍

So my 2 pals got scammed for 2 Scottish National Tickets from this loser Took money off em and is still trying to sell the same tickets Any details/retweets are appreciated @Hc2up Aaron Jones