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@marnesdad @DC_Draino ... and those trees are typically democrats. they don't like pollution or burning down.

Holy shit. Someone’s never been to Maine. Do you know what’s in the red areas shown here on your map? Trees and Republicans. Unfortunately for you, the fucking trees outnumber actual Republicans 69,700 to 1. MAGA needs remedial classes on geography versus demographics. Desperately.

See all this red in New England? You know how many Congressional seats are held by Democrats? 21 How many are held by Republicans? Zero Don’t talk to us about gerrymandering when this is what Democrats do

@cunha_tristan @TechOperator I always say "about 300 miles, but it doesn't matter with route planning" and "I don't know"

When people ask me about my Tesla they usually ask first either "what's the range" or "how long does it take to charge?" And I always found those to be tough to answer. I figured out why recently, it's because I never think about either one. I could probably guess the answer in a specific situation, but in the real world driving everyday I almost never think about either. Mostly I plug in when I'm home, if I'm going on a long trip the car tells me if I need to charge, and when I do need to charge it's usually so short that I don't need to plan or think about it.

Fact: ICE drivers are far more concerned about EV charging than EV owners are, and that says it all. ⚡️

@jackknife_76 @JordanEVGuy @Wondzinski yeah. everyone opens the door with the manual release when they first ride in my car. it's annoying, but it's my fault for not pointing out the labeled button fast enough.

@JordanEVGuy @Wondzinski Teslas have a manual release literally 6" lower than that button

There is zero actual benefit to electronic doors, prove me wrong. The aerodynamic improvement isn’t enough to risk life. Manual door handles worked for 150 years, and in 2025 we have chosen style over safety. We have made cars less safe. .

Final descent and splashdown of Starship on Flight 11, captured by the SpaceX recovery team in the Indian Ocean

@DrChrisCombs they wanted to demonstrate a sick drift.

I wasn't the only one watching this going "should it be pointed that way?" right?

@Mike_M_Klotz no

Am I wrong for automatically assuming that every used Subaru under $5,000 has a blown head gasket?

@BGatesIsaPyscho My kids love rainbows. Nothing is wrong with a rainbow. It doesn't have to be a statement it can just be a rainbow.

People have simply had enough of it.

@GSD_Fan_Club Helga, Brunhilde, Liesel, or Gertrud

I need a sweet female name 🥰😍🐶

@cwamidon So …it’d still work, but it’d be super boring—like owning a 4K home-theater setup and only getting the test pattern channel.

starlink doesn't work without subsea cable networks btw

@colossal @JurassicWorld Triceratops

If you could de-extinct any dinosaur, what would it be? @JurassicWorld

@elonmusk @AndrewYang already has the @Fwd_Party you should look into perhaps lifting this party up. A party for everyone!

If this insane spending bill passes, the America Party will be formed the next day. Our country needs an alternative to the Democrat-Republican uniparty so that the people actually have a VOICE.

@projecthailmary I loved the book. This is the first movie in a very long time that I will have to see in theaters.

11.9 Light-years from home. 6th grade science teacher. 1 chance to save us all. Watch the trailer for Project Hail Mary – based on the novel by Andy Weir, starring Ryan Gosling, and directed by filmmakers Phil Lord and Christopher Miller. Only in theaters and IMAX - 3.20.26

@backendoc Love it!

how would you react if your kids did this to your ps5?

@FightWithMemes Black-ish (2014-22)Andre “Dre” Johnson Sr.Advertising exec who runs a tight (and loving) household. Fresh Off the Boat (2015-20)Louis HuangOwns the Cattleman’s Ranch, upbeat, fitness-buff dad.

@ZacksJerryRig @Tesla @GregAbbott_TX Seems like you are hoping for failure. Not the best look.

Turns out @tesla has to certify their FSD as a Level 4 with the state of Texas before September 1st 2025 - or they have to take their 'cybertaxis' off the road. 😂 Thank you @GregAbbott_TX for signing this bill yesterday. 🙏 Keep Texans safe!

@FutureStacked This makes me think of the book Solaris. It seems so real but it's not.

4. We’re cooked

We are cooked No one can spot AI videos anymore 10 wild examples: 1. Animals Olympics

@MissJilianne @bull2035 She did the same bit but with a BMW.

@bull2035 Check out her account, seems real to me.

She has to get rid of her 2024 Range Rover or lose her government assistance and she’s furious.

@Tesla If it gives piggy back rides, it's a car.

We're a car company right

@IowaTeslaGuy I'm not

Who isn’t returning their Cybertrucks?