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@Skyscanner What are you even referring to you gobshites? With reference to WHAT!?

All fixed: we had a short layover, but our engineers have restored services and our flight search is back to normal. Huge thanks for your patience - now let’s find that trip!

@Outlook How do we turn off /get rid of those useless limkedIn guesswork sections from the contact profile cards? Are your Devs syphilitic when they force this garbage on us?

Thank you for your email. I am currently OOO at a reptile expo in New Jersey (we're getting a bearded dragon)

@Outlook How neat! Pity you CC and BCC lines are totally fvcking broken in the Android app and just do totally random auto populates and overwrites. #techGarbage

Watch Copilot in Outlook scan the last 48 hours of email, surface top action items, and draft a response for the most important follow-up, all while leveraging Work IQ.

@GeminiApp You win. I cant handle your shitty mobile browser interface anymore and it's useless disappearing send button. I guess i have no choice but to use your shitty app. #assholeDesign

Nano Banana templates are rolling out now in the Gemini app. 🍌 To give them a try, go to gemini.google.com/image-gen or open the app, select “Create image” in the tools menu, and pick a template from the gallery. Then make it your own with a reference photo and/or description.

@claudeai Maybe it can code its own browser platform. To be better than useless.

One year ago, Claude Code itself started as a hackathon project. Now it's how thousands of founders build. Sign up for our dev newsletter to learn about future hackathons like these: claude.com/newsletter/dev…

Our latest Claude Code hackathon is officially a wrap. 500 builders spent a week exploring what they could do with Opus 4.6 and Claude Code. Meet the winners:

@Android Does it work as well as Trusted locations ? (i.e. not at all)

We recently announced new Android theft protection feature updates that help keep your device and data safe from criminals. Read more in our blog post: goo.gle/3NLI3qG

@Derico42799367 @GarminFitness Lols. This is some classic Garmin shizz

@GarminFitness Can I get permission to see it?

First things first.

@GarminFitness Well at least you counted something correctly.... automatic exercise detection and rep counting are a total bust on my Forerunner 955

We’ve done the heavy lifting. Check out these interesting insights into strength training sessions logged by Garmin Connect users over the last year.

@SlackHQ @salesforce Slack is just an overcooked IM for aesthetes and insufferable "power users". White noise distraction, chaotic organisation and notification settings and "unread" badge counts that signify mystery content and never Fvck Off!

Why is @salesforce reimagining the CRM experience in Slack? Because true competitive advantage comes from context — the conversations and collaboration that happen in Slack every day. 🧠✨ By unifying Salesforce and Slack, we’re blending the “what” and the “why” behind every customer moment, right where work gets done. It’s a new way to work with CRM: instant context, seamless action, and AI that understands your unique business reality. Explore how this vision is transforming selling, service, analytics, and more. 👉 sforce.co/40dAWtS

@msexcel The new cut/copy paste logic is objectively horseshit. I've never hated Excel as much as today (20 year user)

New look, same sheets

@AlwaysKeepL In theory.....

Everything you can do in Excel

@GeminiApp Arrrgghhhhhhh!! (Or in your case Rrrrrrrrrrrrr)

We built a prompt to add a little extra competition to game day. Use this to make custom bingo cards ready for the big day with Nano Banana Pro → goo.gle/biggamebingo

@Garmin @clo_clo_pops Here's an idea: for Strength activity, if we turn off "edit weight" make the set editing screen simpler - not harder - than if weight editing is on! Turning it off removes the clutter for body weight exercises but requires redundant double Confirm to exit screen! #uxFail

@clo_clo_pops Garmin offers a Treadmill activity profile that can be used for either running or walking. However, if you'd like to see a dedicated activity profile for this, you can send that feedback to our developers at garmin.com/ideas. *KC

@Garmin is it possible to have a Treadmill option that isn’t for running?

@GeminiApp nothing can stop these tangential R script suggestions from Gemini!!!. I asked about a type of dog food and it suggested an R script to track ingredients and costs! #fail

@Garmin @GarminFitness

@Android @SphereVegas We just want the basic to work -reliably- on Android phones. Tap to wake, gestures, normal colours with good contrast, a media player that responds and doesn't require surgical touch precision...

ICMYI: We kicked off #CES2026 with a larger-than-life look at Android XR on the outside of @SphereVegas ✨  See how we're re-imagining the way you watch, explore, and create in XR and learn more:  blog.google/technology/xr-…

@madebygoogle About fckng time you amateur fucktards. The buggiest android version ever. And what about non-Pixel phones? Do we just have to suffer at your extreme incompetence?

Our January software update is rolling out today to all supported Pixel devices running #Android16. The update will continue over the next week and includes improvements to: 🔊 Audio 🖼️ Display & graphics 📱 User interface Check out our Community post: goo.gle/4syhPb3

@BOM_Vic Can you please explain the weird, short-lived heat spike we had in Melbourne around 4 to 5am last night? Temperatures rose then fell 10C over an hour or so?

Still very hot tomorrow. Many warnings current. Isolated storms are possible tomorrow across most of the state, becoming more likely near and south of the divide. Isolated severe thunderstorms are possible, with localised damaging wind gusts. More: bom.gov.au

@NBN_Australia your outage checker is absolutely usage . It always says "everythings fine". Eventually the Isp providers notify you of major outage. Don't gaslight us...

@danmurphys your mobile website is completely non-functional. Has never worked. Multiple Android devices and browsers. Pages load then become totally unresponsive. It's 2025 and you can't make a functional website? #totalFail