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@YOHAMI is this a skit

She's correct. He's not a real man. She cheats, he takes her back, she cheats again, he complains, she tells him he's not a real man, he films her to post it online to be a victim. Manufactures his own public humiliation. He's not a real man but could be a good lesbian.

@4ev3rmore @kikisknees spoken like a redditor

@kikisknees You and most of these commenters are such a bunch of cucked losers it's ridiculous. You don't have to call him a nigger, in fact it would completely pointless to do so here. You just say, "dude, she's not interested, take a hint"

Devil's advocate: A strapped, sensitive young man steps between her and Tyrone and says calmly, "Stay the fuck away from her, n____r." What do you think SHE'd do? Thank him? Tell him how grateful she was? Or do you think she'd slap the young man and call him an evil racist?

what's the most racist search engine

imagine trying to convince a judge that your vodka cranberry was spiked "your honor, this intoxicating beverage intoxicated me in a way i didn't expect!" get the fuck out of my court room

@ZherkaOfficial CUM - my bitch, probably

Is there anything better than a tomato soup?

@jollygoodlyfe id rather be a man living in inebriated freedom than a slave to sobriety

alcohol numbs. what does it numb? exactly. solve it sober. be joyful again. even sober.

@fleshsimulator i wish i went coast guard instead of the real military

You people are gonna come after me because my dad was in the Coast Guard? lmao

Doesn't your uncle work at the NSA

@aruvinchan im not in a relationship but this girl thinks she is in one with me am i represented on ur list

If you're not dating in April 2026, you can't have an opinion on dating. Period. That includes: 1. Guys in LTRs/marriage 2. Guys who have "retired" from game 3. Guys who are "monk mode" gooners 4. Guys who have given up (MGTOWs) 5. Guys for whom it was over before it began (Black Pill incels) Spare me your peanut gallery comments. You don't know shit.

@RationalMale @Masoblivion women love banging losers because expectations for their behavior are lower she's going to have to act right for chad thundercock with the 6 figure annual salary

@Masoblivion 90% of my notch count was from a time when I had the least amount of money.

There isn’t a reliable, nationally accepted statistic for the exact percentage of men aged 18-29 who have visible six-pack abs. A reasonable estimate is around 1% to 2%, based on fitness sources that say visible abs are uncommon and usually require roughly 10-12% body fat in men, while young adult men more often sit above that range.

i asked the bitch to get me a pack of rellos and she said "i have menthols in my purse."

@chantalshamsock @fleshsimulator it's projection

@fleshsimulator @spookycellar8 why is it so hard for these people to understand that enjoying a person's content =/= cult worship

I just spent more than a month attempting to talk to you and resolve this diplomatically. You have shown zero interest in resolving this until this exact second. We will not be speaking again Either capitulate or box me you obese manchild

@FenixAmmunition how many people has your ammo killed

I wonder how many confirmed kills by mushroom ChatGPT has racked up at this point? Having said that - should I eat it?

@apataanniel6 @archer_rs shut the fuck up brown skin

@archer_rs Love how you turned a boring tax scam call into a full crime story. He actually said yes to the drugs and guns. Asking about Yuri in Mumbai was the perfect touch. Guy probably thought he dialed the wrong number and ended up in some underground deal.

Just had a phone scammer telling me I owe the government €3450 in back taxes. I asked, "Was that for the cocaine deals, I thought dealing drugs was tax free" There was a big long silence and then he said, "Yes" so I next said, "And the guns, what about the guns?"

@DeanTTraining non stick pan? opinion disregarded.

There is a 100% chance you will FALL IN LOVE with Ground Beef if you make it like this: (This stays good for DAYSSSS in the fridge) Ingredients - 96/4 Ground Beef (You can use a fattier option if you prefer) - 1 packet Old El Paso taco seasoning per every 2 lbs - Splash of water (2-3 tbsp) - Splash of olive oil - Salt & pepper Equipment - Large nonstick pan - Wooden spoon or spatula Instructions 1) Preheat your pan over medium-high heat for about 1 minute — you want the oil hot and shimmering but not smoking 2) Add a splash of olive oil and swirl it around to coat the surface evenly 3) Add the ground beef to the pan — it should sizzle slightly on contact 4) Break it up immediately with your spoon or spatula into small crumbles 5) Season lightly with salt and pepper as it cooks 6) Cook for 5-7 minutes, stirring occasionally, until the beef is mostly browned and no pink remains 7) Add the taco seasoning and stir well to coat the beef evenly 8) Add a splash of water (2-3 tbsp) if the mixture looks dry — this helps the seasoning blend in and coat the meat 9) Cook for another 1-2 minutes — stirring constantly until the beef is fully coated and the liquid has mostly evaporated 10) Taste and adjust with extra salt or pepper if needed 11) Turn off the heat and let the beef rest in the pan for 1 minute 12) Serve this seasoned ground beef in tacos, burrito bowls, quesadillas, eat it by itself, etc OR store for later use ENJOY

@basedbrickpush1 you're not even white

Right version looks objectively better. The idea of "nAtUrAl bEaUtY" is retarded.

@jess_ann_pin @dad_advice82855 @LisaBritton sounds like you dumped him because he was a loser

@dad_advice82855 @LisaBritton I tried to have sex with him the night we met and he made me wait actually. Then it was he who wanted to date when I was happy to let it be a 2 night stand. 🤷🏻‍♀️ It was he who pushed me to be more serious, to meet friends and family, etc. 🥺

This is actually true. Lately, many of my girlfriends (mid to late thirties) have been telling me that they are getting approached by early-twenties men, very confidently I would add. What’s going on?

@UziCryptoo you're not even white

I see a lot of people are making assumptions looking at my x location, i was visiting my family back home two months ago and x is still yet to update it. I’ve tried contacting support multiple times but no response.

6 years of living in Texas and I've come to the conclusion that the no state income tax thing is basically a scam. The property taxes are so high that they negate any savings. We are still paying as many taxes in Texas as we would in California. You save on gas I guess.

@Hatermental35 @ZherkaOfficial are you ironyposting

@ZherkaOfficial Yeah let’s just imagine a world where everyone beats there wife awesome man how cool am I

Imagine our dads dating in this market and the red pill rage they would go through We really are angels

@aruvinchan i suspect you're not as smart as you're pretending to be online

@spookycellar8 And become dumber? No chance.

I actually like how destigmazed hair transplants are nowadays. Even John Cena is openly talking about his. Honestly only guys who make a big deal out of it are the baldies who have decided to "shave it all and own it." Everyone else is supportive.