Big Buff Daddy Body Duck

I got an INSTANT 7 day ban for describing what happened to the ODU shooter. Meanwhile, troons can say this without an instant ban or a ban when even reported. @elonmusk @nikitabier @Safety Is there some kind of flag attached to my account to autoban me for BS?!

@tarheel_texas @OliLondonTV @PCutabitch Is Elon an elected official who decides laws in our country?

@OliLondonTV @PCutabitch Hasn’t Elon used Ketamine?

AOC spent $19,000 in campaign cash on a PSYCHIATRIST. The socialist politican visted a psychiatrist who specializes in controversial ketamine therapy and marked the expenses as ‘leadership training and consulting.’ Dr Brian Boyle describes himself as an “interventional psychiatrist” and specializes in unorthodox methods for depression, PTSD and anxiety. Source: NY Post

@MichaelFKane Conana the Barbarian

He's going to be a washed up loser and some young girl boss is going to come to him for training. Then he's going to die in some stupid way and with his dying words tell her "You are the Conan now," in that iconic accent. CONAN THE BARBARIAN WILL RETURN Roll credits.

@sciencegirl Ah, so she is indian.

You won’t believe where this apartment is

@ReddCinema I love weed, but this guy is retarded and makes his whole personality weed.

Seth Rogen lights a giant bong to start his “Seth Smokes the Bowl” show at the Hollywood Bowl

@sciencegirl A wife

Guys, what’s stopping you having a moustache like this

@stepfanie Meanwhile, my movie had entrees and alcohol and cost about $60.

I haven’t been to a movie in 5 years. This is unhinged.

@NatashaCL7 Well well well well

Friendly reminder: Cyberstalking is a federal crime.

@nypost Lmao, her name is "Da Boobie" hahaha

Ohio teacher, 28, charged with carrying out twisted sexual relationship with student trib.al/ZHA3jxT

She made him rub it on her eye brows... didn't she?

@NatashaCL7 Tf you need 4 bathrooms for?

There are 4 bathrooms in my house. In my dream last night, there were 15 and they all needed to be cleaned. Every time I left one, another would appear. Talk about a nightmare.

@dayglowj0e Umm... they killed her spirit.

they’re acting like chappell roan killed her lmaooo

@Emilio2763 The left is just Kathy Bates when she was younger ans skinny.

Denise Richard’s Plastic Surgeon is an Artist…

Ok @ChappellRoan, but did you have to have your security team beat up an 11 year old girl just to eat breakfast?

@iamyesyouareno This is getting old.

“Your honor, my client is too retarded to understand shooting pregnant women in the head is bad.” “—Good point, release him back into the public.”

@JebraFaushay Can be fixed with a crowbar and a good dental plan.

Would you still find her attractive if she had a smile like this?

So I saw The Pout Pout Fish today with my family. I got kicked out when I started yelling about how Shimmer was a pedophile predator and that is the reason he is a Pout Pout fish. Pretty sure I am banned.

WE JUST HIT A NEW FUCKING MILESTONE!!! LFG!!!! Maybe it was 1650+ at one point during my blue check days?

@IPPhreeli @PerryALPHA Oh. U right

@springfieldduck @PerryALPHA He likes any and every meme tweet dude

Your god @PerryALPHA has forsaken you!!! Live in shame like the dog you are!

Another one who will soon regret following me. Or maybe he is the chosen?

Bro for real gonna pass on this? Even the Dee-Oh-Dbl-Gee slid up in that.