Mommies Don't Nap

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Mommies Don't Nap

Mommies Don't Nap

@stalecoffee2011

Mommy to two goblins under the age of three so most of my days are spent running around and/or saying, Don't throw that at the baby! Oh, attorney and wife, too.

Katılım Eylül 2013
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Mommies Don't Nap
Mommies Don't Nap@stalecoffee2011·
@DonaldJTrumpJr Oh, is he obligated to acknowledge badgering and being followed around? He has more self control than I do.
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Mommies Don't Nap@stalecoffee2011·
@DonaldJTrumpJr Sorry, being forcibly separated from your family isn't an inconvenience. It's kidnapping. Fuck off.
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Donald Trump Jr.
Donald Trump Jr.@DonaldJTrumpJr·
Holy Shit!!! The Democrats insane. You lost your business, your job, family members whose funerals you couldn’t attend. The IRS wants to audit you if you had $600 in your bank account the government gave you $2000, but if you’re inconvenienced coming here illegally $450,000 EACH!
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Mommies Don't Nap@stalecoffee2011·
@TomiLahren Start? You think people have just started posting these things? Try again. Take your conspiracy theories elsewhere.
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Tomi Lahren
Tomi Lahren@TomiLahren·
Celebrities start posting anti-Biden and anti-vaccine mandate content, Facebook whistleblower exposes concerning practices…Instagram and Facebook have a “glitch” today. Hmmm. Weird.
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Mommies Don't Nap@stalecoffee2011·
@GovRonDeSantis The fact that you don't understand the difference between entering illegally and entering to seek asylum says it all. Do better.
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Ron DeSantis
Ron DeSantis@GovRonDeSantis·
Florida’s position is simple: end the border crisis.
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Mommies Don't Nap@stalecoffee2011·
@SenTedCruz It's clear your only solution is whining like a baby instead of coming up with a reasonable and humane plan yourself. Shocker.
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Senator Ted Cruz@SenTedCruz·
It’s clear Joe and Kamala don’t have a plan to solve the border crisis.
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Ron DeSantis
Ron DeSantis@GovRonDeSantis·
Florida just hosted the largest concert since the pandemic began because FLORIDA CHOSE FREEDOM OVER FAUCISM. USA! 🇺🇸 USA! 🇺🇸 USA! 🇺🇸
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Mommies Don't Nap@stalecoffee2011·
@HealthyFla @GovRonDeSantis Sure, focus on the old people who don't have long to live and don't exist in the public or contribute to the economy instead of their visitors who have long lives ahead of them, have young children, own businesses, NEED TO SURVIVE THIS.
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Florida Dept. of Health
Florida Dept. of Health@HealthyFla·
At the direction of @GovRonDeSantis, Florida continues to prioritize COVID-19 vaccinations for those who need it most. Wondering if you’re eligible? Find the latest below:
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Mommies Don't Nap@stalecoffee2011·
5yo: Mommy, when Rowen grows up, I'm going to marry him because he's so handsome. Me: /flings myself off nearest cliff.
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Mommies Don't Nap@stalecoffee2011·
@FLSERT @HealthyFla Cool. Those might likely to die soon of old age are being protected while young parents are left to wait or die. Cool.
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FL Division of Emergency Management
💉 COVID-19 Vaccine Update: Florida continues to increase vaccine access to our state's seniors. Recently, the state announced that 1 million+ FL seniors have been vaccinated - leading the nation in the 65+ vaccinations. ➡️ See latest efforts here - bit.ly/3oFO85K
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Mommies Don't Nap@stalecoffee2011·
Spent three hours sorting and putting away laundry. Nudist colonies are starting to make a lot of sense. #momlife
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Mommies Don't Nap@stalecoffee2011·
@DonaldJTrumpJr Probably cause they're listening to their doctors and realize there's no proof yet that this drug is useful for this purpose. Too scientific for our leaders to handle.
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Mommies Don't Nap@stalecoffee2011·
@lexiemamaa_ I'm checking out houses in Ireland and am baffled at the red, patterned carpet and yellow flower wallpaper combos I'm seeing.
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lexie
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Why do people insist on selling their houses with the worst paint ever. No one wants your pepto bismol pink walls.
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Donald Trump Jr.
Donald Trump Jr.@DonaldJTrumpJr·
“I'll work with anybody to help the American people. I will. I don’t care who it is... I’ll work with anybody” President @realDonaldTrump Thanks dad, amazing leadership when we need it most.
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Dr. Birx and Dr. Fauci agree; there is too high a risk that travelers from the NY Tri-State Area have been exposed to #COVID19. I appreciate their support for my executive order requiring such individuals flying into FL to self-quarantine for 14 days. nbcnews.com/video/coronavi…
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