Mommies Don't Nap

@DonaldJTrumpJr Oh, is he obligated to acknowledge badgering and being followed around? He has more self control than I do.

Yikes!!!

@DonaldJTrumpJr Sorry, being forcibly separated from your family isn't an inconvenience. It's kidnapping. Fuck off.

Holy Shit!!! The Democrats insane. You lost your business, your job, family members whose funerals you couldn’t attend. The IRS wants to audit you if you had $600 in your bank account the government gave you $2000, but if you’re inconvenienced coming here illegally $450,000 EACH!

@TomiLahren Start? You think people have just started posting these things? Try again. Take your conspiracy theories elsewhere.

Celebrities start posting anti-Biden and anti-vaccine mandate content, Facebook whistleblower exposes concerning practices…Instagram and Facebook have a “glitch” today. Hmmm. Weird.

@GovRonDeSantis The fact that you don't understand the difference between entering illegally and entering to seek asylum says it all. Do better.

Florida’s position is simple: end the border crisis.

@DonaldJTrumpJr Well we don't all have our own private golf resorts.

But he stayed on the beach in Delaware rather than work because it appears he’s incapable of actually doing his job.

@kayleighmcenany I mean, how is this different from Trump's concentration camps?

Welcome to Joe Biden’s America!

@SenTedCruz It's clear your only solution is whining like a baby instead of coming up with a reasonable and humane plan yourself. Shocker.

It’s clear Joe and Kamala don’t have a plan to solve the border crisis.

@GovRonDeSantis Here comes the Florida variant.

Florida just hosted the largest concert since the pandemic began because FLORIDA CHOSE FREEDOM OVER FAUCISM. USA! 🇺🇸 USA! 🇺🇸 USA! 🇺🇸

@tedcruz Wait, suddenly we want to be like Russia?

Holy crap. Perhaps a woke, emasculated military is not the best idea....

@HealthyFla @GovRonDeSantis Sure, focus on the old people who don't have long to live and don't exist in the public or contribute to the economy instead of their visitors who have long lives ahead of them, have young children, own businesses, NEED TO SURVIVE THIS.

At the direction of @GovRonDeSantis, Florida continues to prioritize COVID-19 vaccinations for those who need it most. Wondering if you’re eligible? Find the latest below:

5yo: Mommy, when Rowen grows up, I'm going to marry him because he's so handsome. Me: /flings myself off nearest cliff.

@FLSERT @HealthyFla Cool. Those might likely to die soon of old age are being protected while young parents are left to wait or die. Cool.

💉 COVID-19 Vaccine Update: Florida continues to increase vaccine access to our state's seniors. Recently, the state announced that 1 million+ FL seniors have been vaccinated - leading the nation in the 65+ vaccinations. ➡️ See latest efforts here - bit.ly/3oFO85K

Spent three hours sorting and putting away laundry. Nudist colonies are starting to make a lot of sense. #momlife

@JohnFranchina @GovRonDeSantis ..... I'm not sure what the two have to do with each other, even if it were true.

Today I issued Executive Order 20-95. Read it here - bit.ly/2RfU1bH

@DonaldJTrumpJr Probably cause they're listening to their doctors and realize there's no proof yet that this drug is useful for this purpose. Too scientific for our leaders to handle.

Awesome work Dad. Incredible news! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@lexiemamaa_ I'm checking out houses in Ireland and am baffled at the red, patterned carpet and yellow flower wallpaper combos I'm seeing.

Why do people insist on selling their houses with the worst paint ever. No one wants your pepto bismol pink walls.

@OhNoSheTwitnt He's got me begging for Romney over here.

@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump I would hope so. THAT'S HIS JOB.

“I'll work with anybody to help the American people. I will. I don’t care who it is... I’ll work with anybody” President @realDonaldTrump Thanks dad, amazing leadership when we need it most.

@GovRonDeSantis Except the actual people coming here are not self quarantining. Stop letting them in!!

Dr. Birx and Dr. Fauci agree; there is too high a risk that travelers from the NY Tri-State Area have been exposed to #COVID19. I appreciate their support for my executive order requiring such individuals flying into FL to self-quarantine for 14 days. nbcnews.com/video/coronavi…

@jackiembouvier You shouldn't. But don't bitch about it when we end up with four more years of Trump.