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@stanrlong

Cynical old dude who likes to party

Katılım Mart 2026
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Sweet Nector
Sweet Nector@sweet_nector1·
No one so far has guessed the name of this thing. Can you?
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@NancyMace Is disembowelment not an option?
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Nancy Mace
Nancy Mace@NancyMace·
Should child r*pists be executed by firing squad or hanging? Pick one.
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@grahamformaine The deep state’s attempt to connect with blue collar voters… so far, not really working for them.
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Graham Platner for Senate
Graham Platner for Senate@grahamformaine·
I’m not just running against Susan Collins. I’m running against the entire DC establishment.
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Pubity
Pubity@pubity·
Every new car in the U.S. will be required by law to have tech that puts constant surveillance on the driver by 2027. AI in your car will determine if you're sober and fit to drive, automatically turning off the vehicle if it determines you're a danger on the road.
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@RepSaraJacobs I’m glad someone in congress is finally fighting for traffickers!
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Congresswoman Sara Jacobs
Congresswoman Sara Jacobs@RepSaraJacobs·
When Democrats are in the House majority, we will do real oversight of all illegal strikes, get justice for survivors and those who were killed, and establish guardrails to ensure adherence to international law. apnews.com/article/boat-s…
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Genius Tech
Genius Tech@Geniustechw·
Actor Michael Shannon on Donald Trump: “He’s an idiot. He’s a total idiot. He’s not my president. I will never call him the President of the United States.” What’s YOUR response?
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@Bubblebathgirl Why is she famous? Can’t remember anything about her other than guest staring on an episode or two of Seinfeld.
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Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸
Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸@Bubblebathgirl·
Kathy Griffin went on The View on Friday to attack ICE while mourning Alex Pretti, Rene Good and George Floyd. Griffin’s mind continues to get more deranged as does her face. This is what TDS looks like. (theviewabc on TT)
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Dark Darling
Dark Darling@Darkdarling00·
Q: Jane Fonda says “ I’m truly Ashamed Of America “ What is your honest response to her ??
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Benny Johnson
Benny Johnson@bennyjohnson·
Virginia’s Rigged Democrat Map Is DOOMED at the State Supreme Court Former Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli: “I wouldn’t be surprised to see a 7-0 ruling against this referendum… If I were a betting man, I’d bet with heavy odds that the referendum is NULLIFIED because of the violations of the Constitution.” “The legal arguments they’re making are SUCH long stretches. They’ve been made in other places in the country. They’ve NEVER won… they’re NOT going to have any better luck here.” Democrats violated the Virginia Constitution in multiple blatant ways. And their razor-thin win — despite massive spending — makes the Court even more likely to strike it down. The Democrats’ depraved power grab is falling apart.
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@PolitiBunny Look the Dems did their due diligence before violating the Virginia constitution to disenfranchise rural voters - they binge watched several seasons of the Dukes of Hazard and the Waltons. Seriously, what do you guys want?
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@MattWhitlock Such a dumb@ss! This speech will be used in every republican midterm commercial.
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Matt Whitlock
Matt Whitlock@MattWhitlock·
A Virginia Democrat from the Richmond area - declaring that 'all he knows about rural America came from Dukes of Hazard and the Waltons...' The same week Virginia Democrats declared all of Rural Virginia will now be ruled by Richmond and Fairfax... is pretty perfect.
Nick Minock@NickMinock

NEW: During a floor debate on gerrymandering, Virginia State Senator Lamont Bagby (D) says he knows a little bit about rural America because he watched Dukes of Hazzard.

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@PolitiBunny Absolutely right! She is being vetted and gaining national attention to run for president in 2028. Virginia governor is just a stop along the way.
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The🐰FOO
The🐰FOO@PolitiBunny·
Shaming Spanberger would only work if she had any shame. Any humanity. Any goodness in her. She does not. She is a machine and a puppet whose only job is to do what her owners tell her to do. So many of us tried to warn Virginia, but people stayed home.
SaltyGoat@SaltyGoat17

August 2025: “I have no plans to redistrict Virginia” GETS ELECTED: Immediately tries to redistrict Virginia. MORAL OF THE STORY: Never trust what a Democrat says when trying to get elected.

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@GuntherEagleman Left-wing donors want more fight from Jeffries and he is doing his best to be fiery and combative, because if they don’t see some moxie they will move on to someone else for Speaker. However, as many commentators have suggested, he is void of charisma.
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨 POS Hakeem Jeffries is COPING HARD: “Ron DeSantis is putting his own congressional delegation in jeopardy.” “All of them, as I understand it, can’t stand the charismatically challenged, lame-duck governor of Florida.” This coming from Hakeem Jeffries
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@ltgovhashmi Yeah, but did you watch the Dukes of Hazard?
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Lt. Governor Ghazala Hashmi
🧵 (1/2) Despite what Senate Republicans stated during Session today, rural Virginia is not forgotten by Democrats. I have been fighting for economic development, education opportunities, healthcare access, and natural resource protection.
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@NostalgicHubb It’s a way to order a martini- neat two olives
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Nostalgic Hubb
Nostalgic Hubb@NostalgicHubb·
Didn't get it at first now I can't stop laughing👀
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@RealDonKeith Her marching orders come from the Obama deep-state apparatus. She couldn’t care less about Virginia.
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Don Keith
Don Keith@RealDonKeith·
🚨Funny how Governor Abigail Spanberger is all over the news bragging about how she wants to redistrict and rig every state in the union when just last year she was saying she had no plans to redistrict Virginia.
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Ashley (TeamTrump47)
Ashley (TeamTrump47)@TeamTrump47·
❌I can’t stand Democrats. ❌The Republicans are a constant disappointment. Anyone else want to start a new party? A party that taxes less, prays more, and focuses on our nation’s success🇺🇸
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