Chefanie

@SamRo “Water freezes at 0°C and boils at 100°C.” Cool, well I freeze at 0°F and boil at 100°F. I don’t give a shit what the water is doing.

@GovPressOffice @CAgovernor State-sponsored news? Brilliant! I hear it’s going well in North Korea.

@ACDawson819 @BrandonRahbar JWill is from no. 10. But I’m sure his sentiment is the same.

@BrandonRahbar Maybe the state he is from at 10 as well… but I will choose to believe it because of both reasons.

JDub: a true Okie.

@Osint613 How many elections must this woman lose before she GOES AWAY?

Hillary Clinton: The Electoral College needs to go. We shouldn't be hanging on to an anachronism that was designed for slave-owning states. - Democracy Docket

@EdwardMoser1 @Will_Tanner_1 Is there like a social club of people who scour the most benign posts on this app and add a Nazi reference in the comments? Is there an application process? Do you pay dues? Or is it just love of the game?

@Will_Tanner_1 Wrong. Too monumental; too like the buildings in 1930s Berlin.

The planned courthouse in Chattanooga is in the new “Greco-Deco” style Really the perfect one for a new American century The striking boldness of Art Deco, but with the connection to tradition and the Classical spirit our Founders molded America with, the combination of which creates a striking impression of grandeur that refuses to any longer be hidden under a bushel If this century is to be ours, this is the style for it, much as Georgian and Palladian architecture were the perfect forms for their day. This is not just a return to beauty, but a symbol that the damning chains of equality and humility enforced at bayonet point that have so long held us are being broken and will not be reforged anew And if such breaking of them doesn’t happen, we have the world of the Obama library to look to

@WallStreetMav I’ve been on the inside and it changed my entire perspective. Even the ones created with the best intentions and start out doing everything the right way eventually give way to politics and greed.

I no longer donate anything to “charity”. I have come to the conclusion that most charities and family foundations are complete scams. They aren’t funding some noble cause. Their purpose is to provide salaries and pay the expenses of the executives or family members or other connected individuals. The charity wrapper is primarily a tax avoidance strategy. Trillions of $$$ are parked in these tax free entities, invested and growing and supporting designated beneficiaries with jobs, travel and expenses.

@vidi74397 @CynicalPublius Notice how nobody is crying and hurling vile insults at you because you don’t like baseball. I will never understand why you weirdos are so reactive when Americans say they don’t like soccer. Why do you care?

@CynicalPublius Saying football is the most boring sport is a strong statement, you guys have baseball, I would sooner be raped by a rhino than watch that paint drying shite.

I know nothing about soccer other than that it's the most boring sport this side of competitive origami, but I must ask. Is it normal to have 23 shots on goal (Mexico) to the other team's 6 (England), and control the ball 2/3rds of the game (Mexico) and still lose? That seems peculiar.

@xMemeKingUK @smookyjooky @CountDankulaTV This is the worst attempt at “banter” I’ve seen. Why are so many of you Brits complete fucking losers?? 🤣🤣

@smookyjooky @CountDankulaTV Banter mate, just banter.

American lemonade slaps the absolute shit out of whatever the fuck it is we have back home.

@seanonolennon Quantity over quality. Every sector of the entertainment industry is oversaturated.

What has happened to movies? Just seems like there are fewer great films than there were on average between around 1940-2010. You can say the same for music, but although the problems overlap the two industries are not exactly analogous imho.

So you’re running a VPN through Australia or you voluntarily moved to a penal colony. What the fuck does that have to with an understanding of geography? Fucking Brits will never lose their sense of superiority no matter how much losing they endure. Miserable island and truly the most toxic demographic on this app, which is certainly saying a lot.

@stephmce @attackdogX a brit actually, but you're forgiven - expecting a seppo to understand history and geography is a bit of an ask. but i bet you got to feel tuff and special with that 'sit down' routine and no one can take that from you. enjoy.

You blew a 13 colony lead. No one cares how old your pubs are.

@BareSware @attackdogX Hilarious that an Australian wants in on this convo. You’re a penal colony and you haven’t done shit. Stf down.

@attackdogX at least they had them to lose. you got to hawaii and quit.

@seattleops @Cardinalfan9633 @JJWatt James Dolan owns a soccer team? You can notch a triple double in soccer? I'm learning so much.

@Cardinalfan9633 @JJWatt So does James Dolan. Go ask him what a triple double is

What’s the phone number for the FIFA red card appeal hotline?

@seattleops @Corvette683 @JJWatt You said he's never watched soccer before and you were hilariously wrong. Your attempts to save face are doing the opposite. Keep it up because it's wildly entertaining for the rest of us.

@Corvette683 @JJWatt Yall have to change your argument 😂

@mynameis_kaylee Such a shame. That Sixers team has a great vibe and JB will kill it.

Weird

@DallasAptGP It’s rare see a tweet that improves with every sentence. Well done. 👏🏼👏🏼

My sister in law is a flight attendant and had one of the flights of Scottish World Cup fans to Boston a few weeks ago 200+ fans for 6 hours from Dublin to Boston They consumed every drop of alcohol on board within 90 minutes of departure and were playing the bagpipes in the galley Also said they were well mannered and never seemed very drunk Said the white wine was the last to go (but it went)

@SpursVentura @okcamars Not likely. I don’t think Wemby is into girls.

@okcamars WEMBY STOLE CHETS GIRL?!?!

I’d just like to remind everyone that in 1976, the English used a system much more relative to the human experience for reporting temperature. It’s hilarious that you determined temperature relative to water was more significant and worth the change. And you thought you could bully us into adapting.

What do we call it? Global warming? Climate change? Ozone depletion? Greenhouse gasses? Or just Summer?

@JaseInAmerica1 @KZA76_NBAstats Add all of these to the list of things that Texans claim are just Texan (but really aren’t). 😂😂

@Mithrandir48 @FreddyLA7 I still dream of a haddock sandwich I had in Ogunquit, right by Nubble Light.

@FreddyLA7 Check out the coast of Maine if you get a chance...

Currently driving through Vermont. It’s hard to believe that this and Texas, where we were last week, are the same country. It’s like a different world here.

@mehdirhasan “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.” “I didn’t have a napkin so I wiped my hands on the American flag.” Same same, amirite?

All four of JFK’s grandparents were the children of immigrants and he himself faced massive anti-Catholic bigotry when he ran for office. Don’t let these these bigots of today gaslight you.

@KnottyHare @Harrystwaddle @JordanMilesDeep @thehill I hate to break it to you but apparently if you fall anywhere right of Marx you’re a Nazi, magat, or far right extremist. Sorry, I didn’t make the rules.

@Harrystwaddle @JordanMilesDeep @stephmce @thehill Bro...I'm not white. Nor am I 'right wing' by any calculus except left of Marx.

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