Steve McCallum

@MittensOff 'Keith Lard of Lamposts' 😂 - I guess that's where he find dogs tied up.

Update from the Moan Man Bun in his own words. Ryan Bridge the Supreme Leader of Flag Shaggers, Coward of Calais, Habitual Harasser of Women and the Elderly, and the Keith Lard of Lampposts has been bailed with conditions. They've seized his cherry picker, he has no flags (they were in the van), and he's not a grifter apparently. And...look at the state of his hair. 🤣

@trevorbmbagency @Yam_Nivek …and drop the ‘o’ in ‘Count’.

@Yam_Nivek *Murky Crypto

James O’Brien just nicknamed ‘Farrage’ as The Count of Dodgy Crypto.

@Goosey30111568 🐂💩🤣

My Lefty neighbour is voting ReformUK today. She's so disappointed with LABOUR. She said she can no longer support a Party of Paedophiles. I gave her a big hug and we agreed, only Reform can save the UK. It pays to talk.

@Socket1Sophie @realrikkidoolan @ShabanaMahmood @ukhomeoffice @ValentinaForUSA 🤣

@realrikkidoolan @ShabanaMahmood @ukhomeoffice @ValentinaForUSA Absolute state of this. A walking midlife crisis sponsored by Just For Men with a beard trying to hide the fact that his face is just a confused potato with cheekbones. I'd keep that jacket for family BBQs so you can proclaim that you're a bit 'edgy' and 'not like other Dads'...

British gov @ShabanaMahmood @ukhomeoffice you aught to be ashamed. By blocking the entry of an American citizen you attack the freedoms and liberties both our nations are built on. Yet you allow millions to enter illegally. You are embarrassing. FREE @ValentinaForUSA.

@Jennnyyyyyy 64

This is harder than it looks 😉 Difficulty - Extremely Hard 🤯

@pallnandi Slowly becoming?

Benjamin Netanyahu is slowly becoming the modern day Adolf hitler.

@huggan_anas 🤣🐂💩

@BoveFromAbove Bellendius Maximus

What's Lee Anderson's Gladiator name?

Instead of swapping historic famous people on bank notes for wildlife, we should make them present day infamous people.

Who needs Churchill or a bloody beaver on a crisp £5 note?😤 I have been designing some alternatives which I think you’ll agree are infinitely more superior. 👍

@g_gosden She's dimmer than a Temu torch.

Reform UK Greater Lincolnshire Mayor Andrea Jenkins “can’t rule anything out” on boots on the ground in Iran. You don’t get more stupid than Andrea Jenkyns.

@Hammondgrowl @Tim_Burgess I used to have a bootleg cassette of the gig, but it's long-since been lost. I don't suppose there's any chance of getting an mp3 copy from you is there? Pretty please 😀

@Tim_Burgess Have that on CD….👌

What a gig that was 👊

@Tim_Burgess Joiners Arms, Southampton 08.02.90 👍

Where and when did you first ever hear Sproston Green???

@Bankersbonus1 @BrydonN2 @PauleenGosnold @MattBombHead @IanSlaterPhoto1 @sospainter Slightest problem between Victoria and Brighton and Gatwick Express trains are immediately cancelled.

@BrydonN2 @PauleenGosnold @MattBombHead @IanSlaterPhoto1 @sospainter Gatwick express is notoriously unreliable

@sospainter Any thoughts…? 🫣

@Nigelstravels @Gatwick_Airport @DadTaxi1 @easyJet ...and they are cancelled at the drop of a hat

@Gatwick_Airport @DadTaxi1 @easyJet You should start by reducing the price of the Gatwick express its an absolute ripoff

How does @Gatwick_Airport substantiate a £10 drop off charge when my @easyJet flight in January costs €19? #ripoffbritain

@MichelleDewbs @ZackPolanski The deluded notion that GB News is a news channel 🤣

Lol, what a load of nonsense. I’ve tried, many times @ZackPolanski to set up a debate between you & Reform (which they’ve always been happy to do) But you guys say ‘we don’t do GBNews’🤦🏼‍♀️ If anyone is scared of head-to-head debates & scrutiny, it’s you guys. It’s easy to talk to people who agree with you…🤷‍♀️

@jdpoc @CharlieM_OBE

A Short History of @CharlieM_OBE on Twitter ... "TOO MANY IMMIGRANTS !!" (He's in Spain) "TOO MANY PEOPLE WORKING FROM HOME !!" (He's working from home in Spain) "WHY DO I PAY TAXES ??" (He's in Spain, pays no little UK taxes) "LOTS OF PEOPLE CALLED ABDUL !!" (He's in Dubai)

@nigelth17368713 @dave43law 'Fuckwit fishing'

@dave43law Is this called "thick baiting" ?

Literally crying as the gullible fall for it Some of the angry comments have been priceless Now you know how people vote Reform 🤣🤣🤣

@atrupar 🤣

Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"

@I_amMukhtar Do you feel lucky punk 🤣

That little weasel George has been removed from the Big Brother House.