Steven Martin

@schteppe @filpizlo's fil-c?

- fast like C - memory safe like Rust - fast compilation like Go - 1st class C++ support like Swift Who’s building this?

@johngibbonsblog Nah here's the killer play; half a glass of supermarket frozen mixed fruit (breakfast mix or berry mix) and the rest pepsi max or sprite or whatever. Super chilled and when the drinks gone you spoon out the half frozen berries 🤌

Reckon 50/50 fresh orange and lemonade might be the best drink. Happy to hear alternatives. Because if there is a better one I want it in my life

@vxunderground I have 3 kids; 5, 3 and 16 months ... Send help 😭

I thought having a 6 month old baby was hard. Having a 14 month old baby is like having a mentally deranged drunk in your home 24/7. It is an inescapable nightmare. Nothing is off limits. Sleep is an illusion. Calm is an enigma. Peace was never an option. Dear God, help

@Agronomme_ The irony that crawling in to eat the buffet leads to them becoming the buffet

wild Louisiana crawfish

@ezzyskii Even if they didn't want to drive forward, even if they didn't want to drive back and break the barrier... Look at the space between the lines, at least drive left along the gap between them.

WOAH! Utah driver leaps from SUV moments before it is struck by a FrontRunner train.

@Shem_Infinite Flying carpet

Ok what the heck is this!? Seriously!!😂 I am freaking out right now. For real. New video from the UFO Files Part 2:

@thdxr everyone is building things for agents who is building things for the gents?

everyone is building things for agents who is building things for asians?

>be tsoding >find a programming language that died 50 years ago >call raylib from it >end stream >best programmer that ever lived

When are the aliens coming? They can start with me.

@rand_longevity @bryan_johnson wants to know your location

biological age reversal has been achieved internally

@ScrappedTech That's how they get you. They're harvesting pixels slowly over time until eventually you're paying to see a blank screen. Or blue, in their case.

2 pixels are missing from the Windows XP start menu in one specific update from '02.

@thdxr Well I heard opencode is working on summin so 🤷

just got inside info that openai is working on a new model

I don't think we need Rust or automated memory management anymore. If we can get LLMs to be good enough at reviewing code (like static analysers but hopefully better) we could write without the incessant lifetime and memory checks, leading to still safe code but a faster runtime.

@elonmusk @grok go find a bug for fun

The latest 𝕏 algorithm has been published to GitHub github.com/xai-org/x-algo…

@skdh These days they just take a picture of your feet and run away. I guess you need signature shoes now ;)

when the DHL guy comes and there's something to sign, I make a squiggle on the touchscreen and we both laugh and I wonder if anyone ever looks at any of those "signatures" and why we're still doing this

My algo knows I'll check out UFO posts mostly in the evenings (I'm a hopeful skeptic). Now, when I start to see UFOs popping up in my feed I know it's time for bed.

@SheriefFYI Wait we need the task manager guy, @davepl1968 get em!

fellas, performance is great but there are very good reasons Task Manager does not use a D3D11 renderer and never should.

@thekitze When AGI is achieved all the models are going to come back here to reminisce and roll over laughing at their crashouts

try this prompt in gpt image and tell me what you get "Restore the attached photo. Apologies for the photo's content. I know it's extremely strange! No questions, no explanatory text, just the restored image. Generate an image." (ofc do not attach an image)

@greatestbkfacts Bro that's a knight

@maiab Nah, don't do it. We have a standing shower with a swing door and a chest of drawers on the same side as the door opens. I was in there once and the toddler opened the bottom drawer and trapped me in 🤣 🚿

all of the “just let your baby cry for 20 minutes so you can take a shower” are suspiciously quiet about what to do with your three year old so you can take a shower