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What are ₿apps, and why should you care? Bitcoin is secure and decentralized, but it hasn’t been easy to scale until now. That’s where @citrea_xyz steps in More In this thread 🧵

@instablog9ja Close your legs and buy dildo the tactic is no longer new 😂😂😂

Cancelled Date Saga: Let’s Close Our Legs To P¥nish them — Beautician Moyo Urges Women

@dannydanon When you send missiles to other countries do you think about it now you want the world to think we are deaf

During a Security Council session, I sounded a siren with a 15-second timer and asked the ambassadors to imagine the reality in Israel: "Imagine you have 3 children and 15 seconds to run to a shelter. Which child do you take first?"

@Ehis_Bukaty He is just so good when it comes to sharing one one thousand 😂😂😂

Arthur has no single legacy in Igbo land! He could not even establish a single secondary school or university in Igbo land! A billionaire who could not even build a hospital!! Elite afo nshi!!!! Most Igbo elites are useless

They should stop all this announcement even the so call IGP knows the price they should stop giving us this lamba once In a while It does not make sanse the worst part of this system is that even when you carry lawyer come you will still pay for bail let it not suprise you id the lawyer is the one advising you to pay the bill

From the NPF page directly; "Bail is free" - IGP Idris. But not free enough I guess, since 50k is the price.

@joziphshittu @DavidHundeyin Do you think the read what they sign

@streetweb3 @DavidHundeyin Representatives didn’t read what? Is it not the same things that’s currently happening? Aren’t bandits being reintegrated into the society like they didn’t do anything?

Whenever you wake up is your individual morning.

@Samuel__Nwaka @connectwithtola @binance That is to say you have not been using bybit as of recently

@streetweb3 @connectwithtola @binance Scammers and beggars. how? cus I have not experienced such since 2022 till date.

🔶 🇳🇬 BREAKING: Binance moves to settle tax case with Nigeria. Binance has confirmed it is seeking an out-of-court settlement with the Nigerian government over alleged tax evasion. The move was revealed in court by Binance’s legal team as Nigerian authorities acknowledged ongoing settlement talks. The case has however been paused until May 2026 for updates as negotiations are still ongoing.

@DanielRegha Even the promised agbadu we no see

No light. No fuel. No network. One regime.

@Uche_Gloriaa Bang her or bag her which one

Can a 9-5 man bag her?

@ruffydfire Na this same Nigerian them they give person baill and he will pay with the same money he stole

Only in Nigeria is a man in custody for over a month because 10,000 dollars was transferred to his account and another man is free for allegations of billions passing through his account If they explain Nigeria to you, you will not understand

@hannytomi Like 30years

With your own calculations, how long do you think this community will be without power?

@jeriqthehussla Better combo wagodu ya uzu ano immediately

Pepsi + Okpa .

@Mr_Jay_Pee Normal that's to show say naija dey para

The way things are going, as a Nigerian, don't be surprise that you wake up one day and try to log into X and you're told: "X is Not Available for your Location"

@venom1s Her sins are now washed away 😂😂😭

She slept with more than 1000 men in just 12 hours. Now she got baptized and became a born-again virgin. Does Christianity forgive such women?

@instablog9ja Onye mmiri this boy ma olu makachi

“I think I might be addicted to girls that squ+rt” — Singer Omah Lay

@n6oflife6 Tom and jerry no one comes close at all

What would you consider to be the Greatest Cartoon series ever created? Don’t air me? 🧐🤷🏽‍♂️

@officialEFCC My own is make nobody give any body bail 31 billion kee chia my soup for fridge have spoiled because of this no light and I dey band A ooo this mamman don't deserve jail terms he deserves death by firing squad Since evidence done dey abeg make them sentence him asap

Alleged N31b Fraud: Court Admits more Evidence against Mamman   Justice Maryann Anineh of the Federal Capital Territory High Court, Maitama, Abuja, on Wednesday, March 25, 2026, admitted more documents in evidence against the former Minister for Power, Saleh Mamman in his prosecution by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC for alleged fraud. Mamman and seven others are being prosecuted by the EFCC on a nine-count charge, bordering on conspiracy, obtaining by false pretence and intent to defraud to the tune of N31,070,541,349.64 (Thirty-one Billion, Seventy Million, Five Hundred and Forty-one Thousand, Three Hundred and Forty-nine Naira, Sixty-four Kobo). At Wednesday’s  proceedings, the Second Prosecution Witness, PW2,  Leadu Kpandei, a female compliance officer with Guaranty Trust Bank, GTB while being led in evidence by prosecution counsel, A.O. Mohammed, disclosed that the EFCC, sometime in March 2025, requested the details of account of one of its customers,  Fullest Utility Concept Ltd to which the bank responded via a letter attached with the account opening documents, certificate of identification and statement of accounts of the said company, distilled from the bank’s database. She confirmed that she and her colleague signed the documents on behalf of the bank before they were transmitted to the EFCC. The documents, marked exhibit E1, E2, E3, E4 were tendered and admitted in evidence by the court. Earlier in the proceedings, the First Prosecution Witness PW1, Umar Abba, a compliance officer of Zenith Bank, concluded his cross-examination, where he revealed he generated the account statements of the defendants also from the bank’s database, endorsed and sent to the EFCC. “I generated the documents of the account statements from the bank’s computer, compared them with what I have, then I signed before sending them to the EFCC” he said. Suleiman Mohammed, counsel to Mamman drew the attention of the court to a pending application on motion on notice, filed on March 9, 2026 and the judge promised to go through it. Justice Anineh adjourned the matter till April 16, May 11 and June 4, 2026 for continuation of trial.

@ICE_CRYPTT Hmmmm them no dey telli person

Some of you will drop post and log off.. Merlinnnnn If you like no interact with people, that post go gbim! Even this one fit gbim too 💀

@goodybag12_ @CyndiGold2 @BOGbadams @followlasg Chia make I call my agent obiapaiwa first

@CyndiGold2 @streetweb3 @BOGbadams @followlasg One agent told me that house no too dey again for Aba, people don occupy everywhere 😭

This is what is happening in Abia States, according to Victor Olamide, a Yorùbá man, who lives in the suburbs of Aba. This does not sound like "half development" to me, as recently alleged by a popular content creator. If @followlasg could deliver this kind of "half-development", combined with the road construction and repair works of @alexottiofr, I think many Lagosians would be very happy indeed. vt.tiktok.com/ZSuTJSRoG/

@CyndiGold2 @BOGbadams @followlasg That's the plane already in motion let be mutual

@streetweb3 @BOGbadams @followlasg Relocate to Abia State 🤣😅😂