Chris 🏳️‍🌈

“Stop right now, thank you very much. I need somebody with a…”

@chrisharnick Love how she’s an unintentional monster one minute and the kindest of people the next. The way Lisa portrays every ounce of character from just her facial expressions is outstanding.

@strutcakes The way she completely disappears into the character and delivers such a human and nuanced performance. Valerie feels very real

Two minutes of Lisa Kudrow being brilliant as Valerie Cherish in The Comeback

Oh so it’s NOT up for renewal? Make your mind up @virginmedia

Hi @virginmedia my contract, as you keep telling me, if up for renewal - except I can’t find the date my contract ends - and when I try and download it, it’s in a format that can’t be opened. Just another reason why I can’t wait to leave and switch suppliers.

@British_Airways I spent over 20 mins waiting to get through to someone over the phone to change the rebooked flight. I’m now on the 1210 from Berlin - only option is Heathrow - which is the worst London airport for me. I had deliberately booked flights via City. How do I claim for compensation?

@strutcakes Hi Chris. We're sorry for the delay and to see that your flight has been cancelled. If you haven't accepted your one free change, please send us a DM with your booking reference and we will look into this for you. Imogen twitter.com/messages/compo…

Hey @British_Airways there are a number of London flights you could’ve rebooked me on that doesn’t have me waiting around all day.

Also 3 day grace period, until 14 Feb? That would be 16 days after you sent that email.

So @ReconNews I’m confused. I had a new card issued because of fraud. But you send two emails within an hour of each other. One saying I have 3 days to update payment. Another saying my subscription is cancelled (3 days what?) but also saying it ends in May 2026. WTAF?

@bookingcom Your app hasn’t worked for a day or so now. Does it need an update?

Will you ever build an app that works @British_Airways? I also see that the booking page still takes you out of the app to make a booking, rendering the entire app pretty useless. All your competitors have perfectly good IT systems, I don’t understand why you don’t.

@TheNorfolkLion If it helps, I’ve always thought of him as an offensive cunt and this clip hasn’t changed my view.

"At Michael Barrymore's house they removed all the ashtrays, on the basis that they chuck all the fags in the pool." 🤣🤭 The lefty are posting this old footage of Farage as a gotcha moment, when in reality it’ll backfire and just make people like him more!

@waitrose I buy your potted Christmas Trees every year with loads to choose from. This year there are none in your Vauxhall store and two in your Nine Elms store which have seen better days and not worth the £30 you’re charging. Both stores say there are no more due. Why?

@vigey1 @BoveFromAbove Ah the English language. The difference between knowing your shit and you’re shit.

@BoveFromAbove Just because your offended doesn’t mean your right.

Farage tells a homophobic joke using a homophobic slur that mocks the tragic death of a young man. He’s not PM material; he’s not even fit to be an MP.

@Michael00153 @BoveFromAbove Leviticus 19:19: "You shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together". Deuteronomy 22:11: "You shall not wear a material mixed of wool and linen together".

@BoveFromAbove It’s such a great sounding word. And there’s The Word. Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

@TheeTayRiahStan @shirlpuzz Obsessed with Albie now missing almost a year of school.

@strutcakes @shirlpuzz She saw zoe moaning about mini mo and her son for 5 minutes and decided she needed a holiday

We need funding into finding Sharon Houdini. Where the fuck is she

@shirlpuzz Neighbours. But alas only for two more days and then back to Easties. Begrudgingly.

Your favourite soap at the moment (if it’s possible to even have one)

@TheeTayRiahStan @shirlpuzz We wouldn’t judge to be fair. She came back, saw who’d bought the Vic and decided to leave again.

@shirlpuzz She saw the scripts and decided to join Linda's cruise

Jesus Christ Judi.

@qvcuk Why should I need to call you to add my card details when at the checkout of your site? Don’t be so utterly ridiculous.

@strutcakes Hi Chris, we're sorry there have been some issues adding your card. If you need any assistance please call our team on 0800 51 41 31 and we can add this for you. Rebecca x

Well I guess I won’t be using your website / app to buy Christmas presents for family @qvcuk. Also FYI it’s not a credit card I was using, it’s a debit card linked to a current account with a healthy balance. I’ll take my business and shop elsewhere.