Stuart Houghton

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Stuart Houghton

@stuarthoughton

Writer. Geek. Mononippled gadabout. I made SWEARDLE https://t.co/BIcEgXBbhk You're welcome. https://t.co/KtMkvvob0j

Hilbert space Katılım Mayıs 2007

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Stuart Houghton@stuarthoughton·14 Eki

If you want to listen to, or read my play MAKING PLANS WITH NIGEL you can now do so here: erislabs.net/stu/nigel/ It's a comedy drama about those perennial comedy topics - breast cancer and Brexit. Starring @markbenton100 @sally_lindsay and @lewismacleod

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Stuart Houghton@stuarthoughton·23 Ara

@DangerFourpence All out of Dio 'Holy Imbiber' IPA again?

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Danger Fourpence@DangerFourpence·21 Ara

£10. I will never look down my nose at B&M again.

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Stuart Houghton@stuarthoughton·14 Kas

En route with @jimjar to Hear Hard by @tweetbytheriver and @tamdeanburn but sadly traffic problems are turning this into a recreation of Gimpo's M25 Odyssey :-(

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Stuart Houghton@stuarthoughton·14 Kas

@jamiesmart I think if you believe deleting now would actually render your data unscrapeable then you may also be interested in buying this bridge...

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Jamie Smart@jamiesmart·14 Kas

I keep seeing people say if you don’t want Twitter to scrape your Twitter account for training AI you should delete your history before 15th (tomorrow). Is that true, or is it panic?

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Stuart Houghton@stuarthoughton·13 Kas

@DanielNothing It's such grindset bollocks

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DänielNöthing@DanielNothing·13 Kas

God forbid kids should relax for even an hour of their miserable lives.

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Stuart Houghton@stuarthoughton·13 Kas

@exitthelemming I'm so sorry Sam. My deepest condolences for you loss.

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Samuel West 💙💛@exitthelemming·13 Kas

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Stuart Houghton@stuarthoughton·13 Kas

I am not quite ready to delete this account yet as it would feel like cutting off a limb - albeit a limb I have inadvertently dipped in a flaming barrel of shit. I will however be posting over on Bluesky from now on (see bio).

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Stuart Houghton@stuarthoughton·13 Kas

@robmanuel Shhh. I'm trying to destabilise the system from the inside

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Stuart Houghton@stuarthoughton·13 Kas

@robmanuel Hi Rob. Is there a B3tans Starter Pack? Should there be? Happy to knock one up if people can send me names

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Sarah Dempster@Dempster2000·1 Kas

The Muppets do The Thing (1982): a thread. “I don't want to stay out here anymore. I want to come back inside”.

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Stuart Houghton@stuarthoughton·30 Eki

I can't tell you how much I am looking forward to the budget announcement so people can at least be angry with things Labour has actually done rather than inventing Labour policies to be mad at

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Stuart Houghton@stuarthoughton·29 Eki

@JimLavery @twlldun It's about a bus that couldn't slow down

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James Lavery@JimLavery·29 Eki

@twlldun What is Bulletproof Monk about? I always thought they should have been clearer with the name. I'm not going to sit there and just invest time into it if they can't even give me a clue as to its contents!

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Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya)@twlldun·29 Eki

Yeah but Robocop is about a robot cop

Robert Garcia@RobertGarcia

Superman is about immigration. X-Men is about diversity and civil rights. Star Wars is about fighting facism. Star Trek is about equality. If you enjoy these fandoms you are inherently reading progressive stories. The good guys always fight nazis and billionaire villians.

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Stuart Houghton@stuarthoughton·29 Eki

@paulybengali Yes, a lot of us having to reevaluate our gender after reading that Hot Take. In the words of the song, "And if I only could I'd make a deal with God And I'd get Him to swap our places But wait there's no point You're only a bloke I bet you prefer AC/DC"

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Stuart Houghton@stuarthoughton·29 Eki

@TonyHinchcliffe Tony, I think it is important that we fact-check everything said at these campaign events so - do you have any actual evidence you are a comedian?

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Tony Hinchcliffe@TonyHinchcliffe·27 Eki

These people have no sense of humor. Wild that a vice presidential candidate would take time out of his “busy schedule” to analyze a joke taken out of context to make it seem racist. I love Puerto Rico and vacation there. I made fun of everyone…watch the whole set. I’m a comedian Tim…might be time to change your tampon.

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Gov. Walz and @AOC react to this clip: “When you have some a-hole calling Puerto Rico ‘floating garbage,’ know that that's what they think about you. It's what they think about anyone who makes less money than them… I want every Puerto Rican in Philadelphia and Reading and across the country to see this clip”

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Stuart Houghton@stuarthoughton·28 Eki

Not all the crowd were on 10x speed, of course. Many were on oxycodone and cheap lager

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Stuart Houghton@stuarthoughton·24 Eki

@dank_ackroyd I hope this is the main topic of conversation for your RHLSTP. Proper deep-dive stuff

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