Apollo Mojave

America FIRST. Not Somalia. Not India. Not China. Not anywhere else.

CIA operatives are on the ground in Cuba right now and they are “freeing up Cuba,” per POTUS.

Make Cop Cars Cool Again

Holy shit, Indian mudsharks rising. Pooja ditched Rajesh for Tyrone and a half-black kid.

What is the biggest common lie in history?

Counted seven men in their twenties at the bar last night. Not one was talking to a woman. They were watching a game none of them played, in a city none of them were born in, drinking beer none of them brewed, surrounded by women they were too defeated to approach. The whole room stenched of hypnotized surrender.

These two giant tortoises have been fighting each other for over 120 years. According to the zoo, one tortoise stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and from that day on they became enemies. There hasn’t been a single day where they haven’t fought for a while

The false reality of the 70’s these people have invented in their heads to justify their doomer victimization is astounding to those of us that lived through it and watched our parents struggle.

Let there be no mistake: the United States stands squarely in support of Bolivia's legitimate constitutional government. We will not allow criminals and drug traffickers to overthrow democratically elected leaders in our hemisphere.

Gen Z treatlers— “lunch is $28! There’s no way we can afford this!” The US president, 1974 having lunch:

These are my designs for the Aaron Swartz monument to remind us of the Core Internet Values: 1. Freedom of Speech 2. Freedom of Access to Info 3. Right to Privacy

The California Senate has passed the No Robo Bosses Act, which prohibits employers from using AI for automated decision systems in firing or disciplining their workers.

What historical fact sounds fake but is true?