Alex Sumpter
522 posts


@Warburtons I know you do thins now, but this is a step too far! Where’s the rest of my 6th crumpet??

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@UtilitaBowl @thehundred £3.50 for a can of Sprite, are you on crack?
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@applesucker @andyfern Fuck my life, I think there’s bigger issues to worry about!
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@Simmzy14 @BakerTeee You can have him for £150m (although, spoiler alert, his legs have gone!)
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I don’t get why so many people are against the new format. I love it! More games, more games between the ‘big teams’. More inclusive with the addition of 4 extra teams. More revenue for the smaller teams. Literally don’t see a downside! #UCL
Football on TNT Sports@footballontnt
Here's how the Champions League table looks at the halfway stage 👀
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@morichopso @RBWM whoever is in charge of the lights in the underpass on Cox Green Road, can you put another 50p in the meter?

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This wins us the lot 🏴👌🏽
Luke@lukeaaronmoore
I've had a good run at predicting England lineups this year. Here's what I think Southgate will go with for the Switzerland game:
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@Chris_Stark After extensive research, they taste best on the BBQ - next level!
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𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.
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