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@suspendfunc

Staff Software Engineer

Saint-Petersburg Katılım Eylül 2019
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@CaudilloXIV unorthodox way to refer to your mother. but why would her brothers need that?
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@theo what do you even know about clouds, you are a frontend monkey
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Theo - t3.gg
Theo - t3.gg@theo·
Why shouldn’t I make a new cloud?
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@peach2k2 they will never learn because there are no consequences
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taoki@justalexoki·
i used to pray every day that God would fix my sex obsession. and then one day it was just gone. and I thanked him every day. but now that my morning boners are gone too i'm thinking maybe it's just the cut messing with my hormones so now i'm scared to start eating again
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kache
kache@yacineMTB·
Apparently, if you're a straight white male, Anthropic throttles your Claude Code tokens for equity reasons.. they're running a prediction model on your computer to do that. that's too much. some people have been using slang from the hood to increase their token allowance
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kache@yacineMTB·
I don't read resumes. I simply just forward them to /dev/null. There is literally no point of me reading them.
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@bee_fumo although it is somewhat accurate and pretty funny, i have never encountered that on my gaming pc (bazzite)
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🐝🇬🇷@bee_fumo·
daily experience with Linux >turn on my PC >wayland.conf broken >fuuuuuck >miss the job interview >plug in headphones. >entire pipewire audio stack blows up. >spend my day in a terminal until it all works again >reboot >fuck I accidentally my bootloader >reinstall >try to play a game >as always proton requires 4 hours of pre configuration per game >play for 5 minutes >spend the rest of my day in a patched browser whose JavaScript is removed >end my day praying to Stallman.
Dhruvam@Dhruvam987

@ayesha_fatiima Because macOS gives them the Unix/Linux-like terminal experience… Without needing to spend 3 hours debugging WiFi drivers 😭

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retrodev⌨@NewAgeRetroNerd·
If you had to guess on looks alone, what language do you think I code in?
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kache@yacineMTB·
POV: it's 2014 and it's your first day at your software development internship
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@justalexoki why? wouldn't it be better if there were fewer government workers who earn decent salaries?
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ThePrimeagen@ThePrimeagen·
the result of bun zig -> rust
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@rfleury @yegor256 you are such a clown, holy shit. egor is also a clown but he is at least a real engineer, you are genuinely retarded
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Yegor Bugayenko
Yegor Bugayenko@yegor256·
RESTful APIs may be dead soon. Instead, web services may expose a single POST entry point for a prompt. Internally, an AI agent may decide how to interpret it and what to do with the data and the database.
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@justalexoki can you believe people used to ask their friends about it?
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taoki@justalexoki·
new hobby is just asking chatgpt what i should do with my life over and over and over until he gives up and tells me to give up
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taoki@justalexoki·
piss was a little green. what mean
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@thechosenberg you have not a slightest idea what is happening, and reading this subreddit to cope
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rosey🌹@thechosenberg·
Checking in on Comp Sci majors
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taoki@justalexoki·
fuck literally everything
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@haider1 delete your account you filthy pakistani grifter
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Haider.@haider1·
Former CEO of Google, Eric Schmidt: "traditional programming is over, and i'm mourning the identity i built around it" Programmers don't write code anymore — they wake up, assign objectives to AI agents, go to lunch, and let them run overnight For anyone still coding the old way: "stop. it's over"
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