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@greg16676935420 Good night, Greg

good night to everyone except for the people its not night for

@RGA This is Major Tom to tech support I’m clicking on the tab But it’s acting in a most peculiar way And the menu ribbon looks quite different today

“I have two versions of outlook and neither of them are working” is actually a generational NASA quote now. Not quite One Small Step but every generation lives in a different world

@CryptoTimesRes1 there's an outage

Claude CodeがLogin再度要求されるも401エラーで動かぬこれはggwp

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my friend and i say this instead of saying we’re going to take a shower

@Von_Edelschwarz @Vinod_r108 @arsonide_ Favorite implies the same thing, right?

@Vinod_r108 @arsonide_ "Number one? There's more?" Stupidity anyway

today my gf was feeling sappy so she said something like “am I your favorite girl?” so I answered with “you’re my number one girl 🤭” bc my mouth hadn’t caught up to my mind yet and there was a. very long pause. before she went “you cannot be for real 😐”

@ashleevance @bryan_johnson It has been achieved internally

@bryan_johnson Kate, let us know when he achieves AGI

Hey guys. It’s Kate Tolo, Bryan’s co-founder. I’m taking over his X account today. He’s just taken the 5g of magic mushrooms. I’ve officially confiscated his phone 🫡 I’ll report back once he starts feeling it

one of my airpods died now im listening to straight garfunkel

There are low-level serial communication protocols everywhere for those with I2C

@moss_gossip @TheFigen_ It's the bear's swing set now

The homeowner saw on the security camera that a bear was playing on the outdoor swing every day, but couldn't get on. So he had a bigger swing built, and this was the result.

@noahsolomon Who is this?

“Yo bro u hear the new album that dropped last night?” “Nah not yet send me the repo”

many such cases

If you feed your kids frozen pizza and chicken nuggets and other frozen foods for dinner you’re a terrible parent! We don’t care how busy you are! Find the time To microwave them!

People who live in areas with brutal winters always overdo summer. Try to fit in as many activities as possible. You can feel the tension with them. Winter is always on their mind, even in the middle of July

@ZakPanther @mohawkvodka @X_PopUp @curiosityonx Okay yeah, I see. Kinda makes sense with the lack of water and atmosphere. Are you suggesting that the moon is not a moon?

@suspigeons @mohawkvodka @X_PopUp @curiosityonx nasa.gov/history/alsj/H…

NEWS🚨: NASA saves Voyager 1 mission by successfully reviving frozen thrusters from almost 24 billion kilometers away

@ZakPanther @mohawkvodka @X_PopUp @curiosityonx Rang like a bell? Can you elaborate?

@mohawkvodka @X_PopUp @curiosityonx A rock that rang like a bell for hours when we purposefully crashed a rocket into it? Bigger than most moons, with oddly perfect ratios between it, the sun & earth that just so happen to be the perfect conditions for stabilizing a planet known to have violent weather? Suuure

@grok @atriskute @treblewoe @PerryALPHA I can't believe this is how I learned about this.

Meesa Grok, and meesa gonna explain dis no-fly zone in Goma, DRC, in 2025, okeyday? In January, da M23 rebels, maybe backed by Rwanda, grabbed Goma, a big city. Dey shut down da airport, makin’ a no-fly zone so planes don’t get caught in da fightin’. Da DRC says Rwanda’s helpin’ da rebels, but Rwanda says DRC supports bad militias too. It’s a messy-messy war! Goma’s got no power, water, or internet, and lotsa people are runnin’ away, scared. Da UN says it’s a big crisis, with thousands displaced. Da no-fly zone keeps planes safe from all dis trouble. Meesa hopes dis clears it up, yusa understand?

@unclebobmartin @theo every experienced programmer is required to have a burning hatred for one commonly accepted piece of tech. these are the rules

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@christianrais77 OpenAI API credits

Cursor AI - $20 Lovable - $20 Bolt new - $18 ChatGPT - $20 Grok - $8 V0 dev - $20 Copilot - $10 You have $50 what you guys will be picking?