Liamisms

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Liamisms

@swee_333

long term goals recently completed. what next?

Cumming, GA Katılım Kasım 2020

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Liamisms@swee_333·11 Eyl

8 months of this shit but I finally took him over the edge The master rage baiter fell to his own secret technique Thank you DaBears Sensei, you’ve taught me more than you’ll ever know. I’ll carry on your torch with great pride and wear your block like a badge of honor 🫡

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Liamisms@swee_333·9h

@captaindin123 💀

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captaindino123@captaindin123·10h

Yeah he beats the door instead of my mom dumbass

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@captaindin123 @cremieuxrecueil You’d think as a parent you’d either learn to teach anger management or you’d learn to stop pissing him off.

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Liamisms@swee_333·16h

@pissnixon The Moral of the story is to make sure that when you are born your parents are already wealthy landowners! Thanks why didn’t I think of that!

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Piss Nixon@pissnixon·1d

Ten years later, dad retires and he inherits the farm. Zero debt. Millionaire. Gorgeous wife who doesn't have to work so she can raise their gorgeous kids.

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Piss Nixon@pissnixon·1d

There was a handsome jock in my high school who was super funny and nice to everyone. Even the super bitter goth kids admitted he was cool. Top of his class, too. Last semester, teacher asks him where he's applied to college. "Nowhere," he said. "Gonna work on my dad's farm

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Liamisms@swee_333·16h

@captaindin123 @cremieuxrecueil You’d think as a parent you’d either learn to teach anger management or you’d learn to stop pissing him off.

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captaindino123@captaindin123·19h

@cremieuxrecueil my dads knucles are fucking granite at this point, hes beating steal core external doors not just drywall. Im only half joking hes dented the security door in the garage and was fine afterwards

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Crémieux@cremieuxrecueil·21h

It's the age-crime cu- Wait...

Thinkwert@Thinkwert

This declines with age because, over time, a man’s fists harden into weapons from decades of bashing beams and drywall.

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Liamisms@swee_333·2d

@bdquinn @Frogmonsieur You give too much credit

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Sir Humphrey 🇺🇦@bdquinn·3d

@Frogmonsieur Rubio and others will understand it.

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Sir Humphrey 🇺🇦@bdquinn·3d

There's a 0.00000000000000000000000000000001% chance Trump had any idea what Xi was referring to.

Taiwan Security Monitor (台灣安全觀測站)@TaiwanMonitor

Xi in his opening statement says the world is wondering: "Can China and the United States overcome the thucydides trap?"

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Liamisms@swee_333·6d

Exactly why they can’t hang with you btw!

@ratlimit@ratlimit

Exhausting having to teach zoomers the most basic communication skills 🫠

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Liamisms@swee_333·13 Nis

@chipfox404 @IMS0LNLY It’s established that it can’t be healed through its like infinitely cauterizing. Watch the viltrumite who gets beamed in the recent episode, that wound normally wouldn’t kill someone with viltrumite healing.

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Alex Fox@chipfox404·13 Nis

@IMS0LNLY wolverine + all insta regen people win against the gun seeing as it shoots at best a torso sized hole. no one else can tank that shit tho (if ant man shrinks wolverine he could probably one shot him tho XD)

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"" 𝙋𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙀 𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝙎𝙏 . ""@IMS0LNLY·12 Nis

who wins against a gun who atomizes you bro 😭

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Liamisms@swee_333·10 Nis

@DianeFriix @SirFlatpipe @Trump_Fact_News Bro thinks satellites are as big as mountains?

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DianeFriix@DianeFriix·10 Nis

@SirFlatpipe @Trump_Fact_News Des millier de satellite à hauteur de vue sans invisible ?? Mais par contre ont peu voir les les montagnes sur terre ? 😂🤣

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Liamisms@swee_333·10 Nis

@GodsgreatG Because you can’t live for more than a few generations. Look at dog breeds from the past you will see.

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PortHarcourt Sailor@GodsgreatG·10 Nis

I have a genuine question. Many scientists say humans evolved from apes and other primates. So why don’t we see that kind of evolution happening today? Why does it seem like it stopped?

Apatheia Ⓥ 🇺🇸@DanKellyFreedom

Our evolutionary sibling, with whom we share more DNA than either of us do with gorillas or orangutans.

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Liamisms@swee_333·10 Nis

@M0hawkMark This looks like ass

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M0h⩜⃝wk@M0hawkMark·10 Nis

It hurts knowing all the show needed was better shading

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC·7 Nis

This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted. To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat.

Headquarters@HQNewsNow

Trump threatens that "a whole civilization will die tonight" in new post

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Liamisms@swee_333·6 Nis

@HelenaPuppygirl @maleniapony Google “conscription definition” and “Vietnam war draft”

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☭🔻Axis of Helenasistance🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🇮🇷@HelenaPuppygirl·6 Nis

@maleniapony he still did it. what, did he not know killing was bad before he did it?

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☭🔻Axis of Helenasistance🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🇮🇷@HelenaPuppygirl·6 Nis

"i killed two people but im actually the victim because im gay"??????????

Historic Vids@historyinmemes

This is the grave of Technical Sgt Leonard Matlovich.This does not bear his name because he intended to be a monument to all gay veterans.

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Liamisms@swee_333·5 Nis

@SinfulEhandsome @brycecarringto5 So close that’s actually the subject overview window. Like when a thing is so common and well known they know what you are referring to when you search for it.

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Sinfully Handsome@SinfulEhandsome·5 Nis

@swee_333 @brycecarringto5 is google ai your best source?

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Liamisms@swee_333·5 Nis

@JoeyValence the Oxy show last night was fire! I’m so sorry we had no idea who you were and didn’t know any of your songs. They were hype and I think yall did a good job of reaching out to a younger audience 🔥

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@SinfulEhandsome @brycecarringto5 I didn’t even search his name! Who’s that in the picture I see?

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Sinfully Handsome@SinfulEhandsome·4 Nis

@swee_333 @brycecarringto5 did he beat boros or garou with one punch?

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Liamisms@swee_333·4 Nis

@Burner0Goat @brycecarringto5 The gag is he can kill anyone in one punch. He’s not special he just worked out a lot. If you don’t see how this is a gag then you are a gag character who is just dumb as rocks.

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Goat@Burner0Goat·4 Nis

@brycecarringto5 Define what a gag character is and tell me how Saitama is one

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Fintwit Capital@fan_fintwit·29 Mar

Trump's Iran Downfall

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Liamisms@swee_333·30 Mar

@DFIRJames @Tom_Heal @Fromzionshill @right2bear @Cinaboncrusader @MrCasey62 No because then it wouldn’t be a priest, just a robed retard.

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DFIRJames@DFIRJames·30 Mar

@Tom_Heal @Fromzionshill @right2bear @Cinaboncrusader @MrCasey62 Is it possible that the priest used those words improperly on the next day?

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MrCasey@MrCasey62·30 Mar

“Thou shalt not bear false witness.”

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Tom Woods@ThomasEWoods·19 Mar

Boomers in 2030: ok, you were right about Iraq and Iran, and frankly everything in between, but this war with Turkey is really necessary

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Liamisms@swee_333·18 Mar

@SocialGuy1861 @NotPotBol I don’t know if you know this. Ashes are smaller than people and can be mixed around in the dirt.

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Social Media Guy@SocialGuy1861·18 Mar

@NotPotBol You're dumb dude.

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NOT Potato Bolshevik@NotPotBol·17 Mar

*guy who believes the Holocaust was logistically impossible* “Hey did you know the Bolsheviks killed 60 million Christian’s.”

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Liamisms@swee_333·18 Mar

@NotCMehta @GopeshKhetan The carbon sequestration from the tree growing will be more beneficial than white spray paint would be in the same space.

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C 🇮🇳@NotCMehta·17 Mar

@GopeshKhetan There's something called albedo. Grey has higher albedo than green. Hence, trees actually cause temperatures to rise more instead of dropping. It is for the same reason we don't cover entire deserts with solar panels. Blue's albedo is lower than brown, hence heat increases.

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Gopesh Khetan@GopeshKhetan·17 Mar

First in my bloodline to read this sentence.

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@captaindin123 @pissnixon @cremieuxrecueil @bdquinn @Frogmonsieur @chipfox404 @IMS0LNLY @DianeFriix