∞ taylor

Friends: why are you drunk texting him he sucks Me:

@Chase really just doesn’t want customers anymore I guess 🤣

@VerizonSupport mobile service

@t_mccorm Hello we do apologize you have no service. So we can get our team to check on this. Please tell us what service this is for. ^ADP

@Verizon fix your shit why do I suddenly have no service again in new york city

NOT EVEN JD “JUST DANCE” VANCE CAN SAVE TRUMP FROM THE DISASTROUS MAPS “WAR” HE HAS STARTED. NOT EVEN HIS EYELINER LINES LOOK AS PRETTY AS CALIFORNIA “MAP” LINES. HE WILL FAIL, AS HE ALWAYS DOES (SAD!) AND I, THE PEACETIME GOVERNOR — OUR NATION’S FAVORITE — WILL SAVE AMERICA ONCE AGAIN. MANY ARE NOW CALLING ME GAVIN CHRISTOPHER “COLUMBUS” NEWSOM (BECAUSE OF THE MAPS!). THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN

why does it feel like in fear the walking dead they just stopped giving a fuck about bullets and gasoline? like they’re just here taking shots at everyone and driving big rigs all over between the US and Mexico

after years of being a loyal @DoorDash dashpass member I’m done with them. I also will not be supporting @UberEats after their CEOs support for @realDonaldTrump. what other food delivery options are best in NYC? someone is about to get all of my money 😂

Is there like something we should really buy before these tariffs lol?

oh and by the way, you haven’t met your deductible so you have to pay that all by yourself <3 hope I don’t have cancer because I can’t afford to go get an ultrasound and diagnose whatever the weird lump in my vagina is and do something about it early rather than needing chemo 🩷

healthcare is so funny to me because I can have my doctor say I literally feel a weird lump in your vagina and want you to get an ultrasound so we can figure out what it is but then the insurance company can just be like yeahhh diagnostic imaging is $750

@Chase I’m currently in Barbados and there are no Chase branches or ATMs to use. can you confirm I will be refunded your non-Chase ATM fee given there’s no other option on the island? Or can you point me to a branch/ATM in this country?

Serena Williams during Kendrick Lamar’s #SuperBowl halftime show.

watching fast five knowing paul walker did his own stunts is so sexy

@CaitCamelia This reminds me of the South Park episode where they figure out how to use ChatGPT to talk to girls and omg now it’s happening in real life 😆😬🙄😅

he just heard the word black in black hawk and american in american airlines and figured it was DEI related

I got them bc I called back on Jan. 2nd and told them I wanted it reversed since it was a new year and I hadn’t had any fees refunded and they did it :)

I love how chase bank would rather keep their dumb $3 fee instead of reversing it for me, a customer of 10+ years with multiple credit cards and money sitting in the bank with them. as if their revenue wasn’t over $150 B last year lol

hi! came back here to ask you for money if u have it bc my dog had a really expensive surgery in the summer and I can’t afford to pay the rest of the bill 😭 gofund.me/6685ea4c

if this is a safe space I never really understood what you’re supposed to be writing when you annotate a book

@JoshuaClaybourn “What about Roswell?” “Can’t tell you about that, but That’s So Raven *was* a documentary.”

Am I missing something??? Why are we acting like cursing is some terrible thing that we need to unlearn 😭😭