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@BranPuffin big dub for you

@table_delete He had a connection with the Russian mob at the port and would randomly come into lots of the most random shit He also showed up incredibly high one day because his contact wouldn’t let him leave and kept smoking crack around him. Or so he said. Shine on, David

Getting this entire thing, in the original pelican foam case, all original cables AND the manual Thanks shady restaurant manager! He literally gave me this for free out of his trunk because he had too much other hot merch

@adequatelyjed this will heal all your woes

i just got a car and flights to go explore from San Francisco up the 101 to the Redwoods for 5-6 days

@EERandomness @Keller How about you build it and show us?

@Keller This seems like a weird solution to the problem, a $100 shell around the station to protect it from the wind/snow/hail would eliminate the problem entirely?

The Bitter Lesson of Robotics: It's extremely easy to make a video of a robot doing something once under perfect conditions then post it to X. But it often takes a decade to harden systems and design for all the insane edge cases of the real world. Many companies raising $$$$ on cool demos, but all the hard work comes after

@CrazyWeeMonkey dakar spec cayenne keeps me awake at night just thinking about it

as well as this x.com/CrazyWeeMonkey…

spectacular wheels

@douurl @mrpxssy Its more than yall did to your whip sit down

@mrpxssy Lol at the shit slapped on top. Ten computer fans, air compressor, an empty tank and some scrap metal

guys I found a Ghostbusters hearse on a government surplus website

Lying on the floor with a head full of acid

@tech01010x @FredLambert The semi doesn’t exist.

Their operating cash flow was $14.7 billion in 2025, and that is including the downtime from revamping the Model Y production globally. Let's say it stays that way, and they spend $20 billion in capex. That's just over $5 billion in negative free cash flow, which means their $44 billion in cash is now $39 billion. They can do this for a while a longer. But you are also assuming a shrinking auto business, and just from Tesla Semi alone, it likely won't be a shrinking auto business.

We think a capital raise is not just possible, it’s essentially inevitable given what Tesla is trying to do. The numbers simply don’t work otherwise. Tesla generated $6.2 billion in free cash flow in 2025 with $8.53 billion in capex. Now it’s promising $20 billion+ in capex for 2026 and it’s going to start work on a $25-40 billion chip fab. Even if the Terafab spend ramps gradually, the combined investment demands over the next 3-5 years likely exceed $80-100 billion. Tesla’s existing cash pile and operating cash flow can’t sustain that without either a dramatic revenue acceleration, difficult when your core car business is shrinking, or external capital. The truth is that Tesla was heading toward a capital raise no matter what. It has shrinking profits, and its stock price hasn’t suffered much from it. Tesla is literally heading toward negative cash flow in 2026 purely from a shrinking auto business. The Terafab simply gives Tesla an excuse to raise capital for future growth rather than looking like a business about to turn negative. Furthermore, a company valued at $1.5 trillion and barely making $6 billion in free cash flow would be mad not to tap the public market. The irony is that Musk resisted capital raises for years, insisting they weren’t necessary, only to raise $12 billion in 2020 when the opportunity presented itself. The stock’s current valuation creates a similar window. A $10-15 billion at-the-market offering would barely dent the share count while providing the runway Tesla needs for its most ambitious industrial project yet. The question isn’t whether Tesla will raise capital, it’s when and how much. The Terafab announcement may have just accelerated that timeline considerably.

@SAMOYEDCORE people are saying this

it is hot outside in california. elsewhere as well

@CrazyWeeMonkey That’s the perfect RV for one person

no way it's the doohickey

@griffraff97 the weed is smoking you bro

Suffering third degree burns trying to smoke weed

@EricMTerrill1 yeah i had no money left for boner pills and kratom

boy who just paid $4.65/gallon for gas

@2Josher asking a penis genius to fix my boner

@table_delete Taking my penis to the penis store at the mall

Penis has connected to Home WiFi. There’s a new ejaculation driver update available, would you like to install it?

@scrumble_eggs you expected him to?

Ham Linehan does not fuck.

@tenderizzation modern day leper

dawg put your gtc badge away at the san jose whole foods no one wants to see that

@baroquenearth @ashleygjovik @tkanarsky You don’t get to gatekeep the valley

@ashleygjovik @tkanarsky You should not have moved to Silicon Valley lol

Apple still won't admit its doing chip fab in Santa Clara. Apple even refuses to file TRI Right to Know reports because it claims its not doing semiconductor manufacturing. This Oct 2025 wastewater inspection report confirms (again) that Apple's doing 24/7 chip fab at 3250 Scott.

@jason334990 @hellolynna21876 @Tesla You have “Tesla investor” in your profile. Already tells us you don’t know about AI technology.

@hellolynna21876 @Tesla Tell me that you don’t know AI technology without telling me that you don’t know ai technology

@OrlovProvince @theliamnissan

@table_delete @theliamnissan Cope, China will turn your infrastructure into rubble, sanction your ability to make munitions, and shoot down your dumb bombers and fighter jets.

@FluffSuit we believe in nothing, Lebowski

@table_delete I would like to live in boring times where nothing matters

Where are you guys getting your news from ? Twitter sucks and so does the tv.