Robert Smith

@LeftismForU @PolitiBunny @ThePubliusUSA Oh look, a leftist lying. I’m shocked. Shocked I tell you.

My parents—Catholics who voted for Trump three times—finally woke up this morning and said they no longer support him. The blasphemy and schism is unacceptable. They recognize he may be the antichrist. Yes, it is embarrassing it took this long. But, alas, progress.

@OldBorov Grats

ВІД СЬОГОДНІ Я БАТЬКО !!!

@Rothmus Ooof

F

@tomchorton Nice

My last Monday morning feeling. I retire tomorrow on my birthday.

@UziCryptoo Very sad

Friend of mine is 35 years old, married and doesn’t want kids. His household income is roughly $300k/yearly and his house is nearly paid off. They invest a good portion of their income for retirement, take multiple yearly vacations and live a nice life. I think people like this are going to regret not having kids in their future. One day when he’s old all he will have to look back on is the random stuff he bought and wasted money on. Instead of putting that money towards having kids and building a family he’s choosing consumerism. This just seems so wasteful and boring to me.

@litocoen Winning

I feel like my family has an excessive amount of laundry. I can never ever get ahead. It is always just mountains of laundry. I do laundry every week yet there are always mountains of it I tend to wash all the clothes & fold/put them away within 1-2 days I have started paying attention. I did all of the laundry 7 days ago. Today I did all of the laundry again I have 6 pairs of clothes to put away. That makes sense My daughter has 12 My son has 15 somehow I don’t excessively change my children’s clothes & tbh when they’re home they are so often in the backyard in their underwear so HOW ARE THERE SO MANY CLOTHES IN THE LAUNDRY Dude has 8 pairs of shorts/pants but 12 (!!!!) tshirts + 5 days of work uniform (so that makes it 14 pairs of clothes, but 5 days of those non-work clothes he would only have worn for a few hours in the evening after taking off uniform & he generally doesn’t do anything too strenuous on weekday evenings so those clothes aren’t really dirty) MY FAMILY IS JUST THROWING CLEAN FUCKING CLOTHING INTO THE HAMPERS I AM GONNA LOSE MY MIND

@LaurieM40848142 @ClownWorld

@ClownWorld They rely heavily on the use of the word ‘unsafe’ when what they really mean is ‘invalidated’

@LJGodbold Winning

Tomorrow, I will give birth to our 10th child.

@TheBritishIntel Yikes

The UK rushed HMS Dragon to the Mediterranean to project power after Iran targeted our Cyprus airbase. It’s now broken down due to a faulty water system. Our government has completely destroyed what was once the greatest navy in the world. Absolute humiliation.

@TheDavidHasbun @nocontextmemes

@nocontextmemes Fuck flippers! They're a big reason housing is so unaffordable! They buy an outdated house that a low income family would be happy to live in even if it was outdated. They slap $20k of lipstick on that pig and resell it for an extra $75k! Fuck flippers! 🖕🖕🖕

@PovialJunk @coughdropsh 😂😂😂

@coughdropsh for those that want to compare it to the real thing to see what they changed, here ya go:

I’m shaking how did they do that where did it go where did they put it

@GarthGatson Winning

Our first picture together and our most recent. 10 years apart. Life comes at you fast.

@higureshuuen Can be worried about two things at once. <shrug>

アメリカのアカウントが日本の少子化を心配してくれてた。 平均出生数1.2人て、 まあ、日本人は近く滅びるんでしょう。 絶滅危惧種です。 けど、 アメリカも1.7人て、危なくない？ 人のこと言ってる場合と違うよ。 アメリカは移民社会だから気にならないのかな？

@TomoYabu @gripen_ng

@gripen_ng つうか元々は清教徒のキリスト原理主義者達による開拓と言うなのネイティブアメリカン侵略によって始まった国だからな。

アメリカという国は不思議である。国民の3割もが地球平面説を正しいと信じている科学リテラシーの低い国なのに、月に人を送って無事に帰還させるチームが存在するのだから。

@haruna_in_1000 @gripen_ng

@gripen_ng ほぼ狂信的クリスチャンのせいじゃね、３割程が科学リテラシー低いのｗｗｗ。 映画フットルースでも聖書以外の本は要らないと焚書坑儒がネタに成るほどだしｗｗｗ。

@ericswalwell What won’t you fuck?

Here, add two more to my name. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck ICE.

“Fertility rates are falling” Yeah because women are getting charged with murder for miscarriages.

@fathersreforged Winning

God is good! We have been blessed with our 3rd child! 🍊