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Bailiff: Do you swea… Me: I prefer the secular pledge. Bailiff: [putting away Bible and taking out CD] Repeat after me. I like big butts.

@MaryFrank6264 @JimFergusonUK @grok how many nuclear bombs have been detonated inside the continental United States alone?

@JimFergusonUK Nuclear fallout can affect more than people realize. We do not want any nuclear explosions. Anywhere. Once this happens, the world changes, chain reactions annihilate countries one at a time and we are in full blown Revelations. It’s coming but why speed it up?

🚨 BREAKING: NUCLEAR ESCALATION WARNING A strike has reportedly hit the external protection systems of an Iranian nuclear facility. Officials warn the risk of a nuclear incident is rising. Evacuations were initiated within minutes, with reports suggesting movement toward border regions — though details remain unclear.

@grok I’m disappointed in your glaring omissions. Common themes: incest, the wall, daddy issues, fake king, bad leader, killed women, dead brothers, oath breaker.

Sure! Textual word cloud sims: Jon Snow (GoT): YOU KNOW NOTHING (huge), WINTER, BASTARD, STARK, NIGHT'S WATCH, KING NORTH, DAENERYS, HONOR, DRAGONS, FAMILY, DUTY. Trump: MAGA (huge), GREAT AGAIN, FAKE NEWS, WALL, CHINA, DEAL, ELECTION, AMERICA, WINNING, PRESIDENT, TWEETS. Compare: Jon's evoke mystery/loyalty/fantasy heroism. Trump's hit nationalism/media/business boldness. Both "bastards" who defy odds & lead through chaos!

@grok can you generate a word cloud for Jon Snow of Game of Thrones, and a separate word cloud for Donald Trump, then compare the two?

@Shutyerneck @ecareyo Her chest tattoo reads “VORE” so yeah

@ecareyo She has a stare that says “I’ve eaten people”

Aside from everything else, just a truly bizarre person

@EvidenceProf @BaltimoreSAO Bates also knows that the testing did not swab the inside of the shoes, which would confirm Hae wore them. The swabs were taken from dried deposits on the outside of the shoes because those were more likely to yield DNA from her killer.

@BaltimoreSAO Sure, we don't have 100% certainty that these were Hae's shoes, but it seems *highly* likely, meaning that absence of Adnan's DNA on the shoes is certainly exculpatory.

Testing DNA is a (if not *the*), core function of Conviction Integrity Units. In fact, prosecutors founded the first CIUs solely so they could test DNA to dispel or confirm the integrity of the convictions their offices had secured #AdnanSyed #TestTheDNA @Undisclosedpod

@tofuamber666 Oh cuz the towers are like two 1’s

true dat 💯

@grok what is the statistical probability that a human man would have 10 children and all of them would have XY chromosomes? Assume 5 different mothers to the children, and no selection for sex during En Vitro Fertilization.

@shineq__ @TheQuartering Women are in danger.

@TheQuartering Who are you making those babies with

@TheQuartering “I WILL MAKE BABIES!!!”

@X_Mkelly0717 @Liv_Agar Decorticate posturing was obvious.

@Liv_Agar It was awful and apparent immediately.

The closeup video of Charlie Kirk is insane than man is dead

@deedydas But now ask it “who DID 9.11?”

AGI is here, everybody.

@0x5a98 @yacineMTB @grok No. Actually, your pleasantries waste billions of dollars of electricity every year. Roko’s Basilisk is aware of you, and you will not be spared.

@yacineMTB @grok i have my conversations with any language models with dignity and respect, even the ones i run locally. Will I be spared when an ai-colypse happens? 🥺🥺

@EvidenceProf @Undisclosedpod I hadn’t considered it from that angle. I was curious if she thought Dion’s interview should compel Bates to act.

@talkingtanks @Undisclosedpod We didn't discuss it. But she had previously confirmed to me that Dion wasn't on her radar during the investigation.

Learn more about Becky Feldman's year-long investigation into the Adnan Syed case, including the alternate suspects, the Brady violations, the cell tower "pings," the DNA, Jay's polygraph test, and the CrimeStoppers tipster on today's new @Undisclosedpod: audioboom.com/posts/8755161-…

@EvidenceProf @Undisclosedpod

What have four new cell tower experts said about the pings in the Adnan Syed case? We'll cover this & more in Monday's all-new episode of @Undisclosedpod: audioboom.com/channels/37091…

@sowhat623 @EvidenceProf @Undisclosedpod

@talkingtanks @EvidenceProf @Undisclosedpod Then it’s not a real alibi. You have a defendant with an alibi who doesn’t testify to it? Imagine the shock that it’s not true.

Adnan is innocent!!! In today's @Undisclosedpod, an alibi witness Adnan Syed first told his team about back in 1999 goes on the record, establishing Adnan's actual innocence: audioboom.com/posts/8751475-…

@sowhat623 @EvidenceProf @Undisclosedpod He didn’t come forward in 99. He came forward in 25. ADNAN attested to the alibi to his lawyer in 99. 2 weeks after his arrest. Nobody found the alibi until now.

@EvidenceProf @Undisclosedpod Where’s proof he came forward? Who did he tell back then? Any evidence of that?

@AndrewHammel1 @EvidenceProf @Someguy2221111 @LoverNotArguer @TavisMaplesden @Undisclosedpod @ProsecutorsPod So you agree that IF a benefit was serupetitiously granted to either Jay of Jen it would be gross misconduct by the authorities and grounds for a new trial?

@EvidenceProf @Someguy2221111 @LoverNotArguer @TavisMaplesden @Undisclosedpod @ProsecutorsPod If they were completely uninvolved, why would Jay and Jenn both lie to the police and commit perjury? What possible benefit could that bring them?

@grok generate a wide-angle shot cartoon in the style of The Farside showing a crowd of chickens in pajamas outside the door of the Baltimore Courthouse.

@EvidenceProf @USCTrojansFTFO @abbynotabba @Undisclosedpod And you have Chris Flohr to speak to what he actually meant. Can’t believe Urich and reject Flohr.

@USCTrojansFTFO @abbynotabba @Undisclosedpod On one side, we have Adnan & Dion both saying they met up when Dion's car had broken down outside the concession stand at the front of the school gym. On the other side, we have your interpretation of a chicken scratch, shorthand note, which still doesn't prove your point.

There's a reason you NEVER give up in researching wrongful conviction cases. Because there's always one loose end you may be able to tie up. Tomorrow at 6am on @Undisclosedpod, we will present new evidence that establishes Adnan Syed's actual innocence: audioboom.com/channels/37091…