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@MoreOrLessAMess It literally doesn’t matter if they are common words you should be able to read them you fucking moron. They couldn’t even READ the word silhouette.

Why would silhouette and gauche be familiar to modern teens?

@hateyourselfpls @UptownDonkey02 @PalmyrPar Well guess what we have?? 90 percent of restaurants giving out free bread with meals. I promise you there is no shortage of delicious bread in the us. My barber also doubles as a sourdough baker so I got that available too.

@UptownDonkey02 @PalmyrPar We are talking about the ones inside of grocery stores, which most people go to. Publix, HEB, Kroger, NEXCOM Commissary..

Ameribros, I love you, but you guys need to accept that, in SOME cases, you don’t have the best things. Your bread really is that bad and lacking in variety, at least in the stores people generally use.

@affairemayaling Most decent grocery stores also have a bakery with baked bread in America.

these are in almost every supermarket chain here. this is what we mean when we say you don’t have bread in your grocery stores.

@BTCBreadMan How can you stop posting ridiculous moronic engagement tweets that aren’t actually happening in real life?

Took my 16 year old to look at cars today. At first he loved the Toyota Camry we looked at, but when he saw the seats were cloth he hard vetoed it. They have another one with leather seats, but it’s an XLE and costs $5k more. How can I change his mind so I can save some money?

@__DreamSeeker__ @FrenlyOfficer What if it was a 13 year old girl? Same answer???

The West is so retarded they view things like sex and parenting as “human rights.” Sorry, Bobby, you have cancer and you’re gonna die. You’re not gonna get to experience sex this go around the rodeo. Sure, you could post a Snapchat and see if a chick (who’s legal) wants to give you pussy, but that’s not your call. They got to agree to it.

This isn’t a delusional take, this is a valid question

@BTCBreadMan Definitely take it to twitter and ask strangers

Wife and I found an incredible house on 4 acres of land with a 3/4 acre pond. Significant upgrade from our current home/yard. My mother-in-law who lives with us (for free) wants to veto it because her room would be in the basement. My wife is taking her side. What do I do now?

@utdgoddy @yoxics Maybe if you say “most people” as in most of the world but not people in US, Canada, uk, or other European countries.

For most people, $4,000 is literally the difference between having a roof over your head or being on the street. That’s a car, that’s 3-4 months of rent, or finally clearing that high-interest credit card debt that’s been suffocating you. To say it’s not life-changing because it doesn't wipe out a $50k loan is such a wild take.

Joe Bartolozzi gets into a debate with his chat about $4,000 not being a life changing amount of money 😳 “4 grand is not life changing money most people can’t even pay off 10% of their student loans” “a life changing amount of money is like $100,000”

@ninjanick0117 @guideforlovers You’re out your damn mind.

@guideforlovers 1 to 2 times a week! This shit is fake. Thats over 52 times a year.... thats fantasy land for most married men.

But if he cheats, he's the bad guy

@justmercy__ Then she leaves him? Has a discussion about how she’s ready for marriage and he’s sitting around?? But no wait let’s just betray his trust instead and give him life long trust and insecurity issues instead of voicing concerns like an adult.

Now, let’s look at it from the girl’s perspective…she’s been with him for five years, and they’ve been living together for who knows how long, yet he still hasn’t married her. At some point, she might start feeling like he’s not serious about her, which could be why she’s entertaining other guys. If we’re being honest, five years is more than enough time to decide if you want to wife someone up.

@KeruboSk Just don’t contribute 30 percent of the down payment then. Let that be his house, you can stil “pay rent” and then if yall get married then it’s a diff story.

My boyfriend and I are planning to buy a house together after dating for 3 years. He earns significantly more than I do, so he’d be contributing about 70% of the down payment. Because of that, he wants the house to be only in his name. He says it’s just “fair” based on the numbers, but we’d both be living there, splitting bills, and building a life together. I’ve been watching a lot of relationship content about equity vs equality, and it made me realize things don’t always have to be 50/50 but this feels like I’d have no security at all. He said if we ever broke up, he’d “do the right thing,” but that doesn’t really reassure me. My friends say don’t move in unless my name is on it. His friends apparently think I’m being entitled. Now I feel stuck between trusting him and protecting myself. Is this a red flag I’m trying too hard to rationalize?

@Edson080602 @KingTargaryenn The entire Greyjoy story line was left out and it was so good. The Greyjoy sailors specifically one of Theon’s uncles fights in full fucking armor on boats because they aren’t afraid of drowning. Gives them a huge advantage in naval battle.

@KingTargaryenn Yo no sabía eso porque solo vi la serie y me estás diciendo que desperdiciaron al mejor villano de la saga? Que puto insulto!

Diferencias entre Euron Greyjoy de los libros y el de la serie Game of Thrones👇🏻 EURON EN LOS LIBROS 📚: - Se aventuró hasta las ruinas prohibidas y malditas de la Antigua Valyria (un lugar del que nadie regresa con vida) y volvió con el legendario Cuerno de Dragón, un artefacto valyrio cargado de magia sangrienta capaz de someter a los dragones a su voluntad. - Poseía un huevo de dragón auténtico y, en un arrebato de pura locura y desprecio, lo lanzó al océano, demostrando que para él ni el mayor tesoro del mundo tiene valor si no sirve a sus ambiciones. - Afirma sin titubear que con ese cuerno controlará a los tres dragones de Daenerys, quemará Poniente entero y se coronará como emperador de fuego y sangre, un nuevo Aegon el Conquistador pero mil veces más cruel. - Mantiene prisioneros a brujos, magos y hechiceros en su flota (muchos con la lengua cortada), usándolos como esclavos para sus rituales oscuros y sacrificios. - Su tripulación del Silencio está compuesta exclusivamente por mudos (a los que cortó la lengua personalmente), y sus propios hermanos le temen hasta el punto de la paranoia: Aeron lo ve como un avatar demoníaco, Victarion lo odia pero lo obedece por terror, y Balon mismo lo desterró porque sabía que Euron acabaría matándolo. - Posee la única armadura completa de acero valyrio conocida en el mundo actual, que lo convierte en un tanque casi invencible en combate. - Es, sin discusión, la mayor amenaza individual para Poniente en este momento de la historia: más peligroso que Ramsay, más impredecible que Cersei y con un plan a escala mundial que podría desencadenar una catástrofe mágica comparable a la Maldición de Valyria. - Su mera presencia genera pánico supersticioso. Según sus propias palabras: “Desde Ibben hasta Asshai, cuando los hombres avistan mi barco, empiezan a rezar”. Se insinúa fuertemente que está protegido (o poseído) por dioses oscuros, y que sus ambiciones van más allá de la conquista: quiere romper el mundo y rehacerlo a su imagen. - Es carismático, culto, sádico y absolutamente sin moral, pero con una inteligencia y visión que lo elevan muy por encima del típico señor de la guerra. EURON EN LA SERIE 📺: - Se convierte en el amante y lacayo de Cersei, reduciendo toda su mística a un pirata chulesco al servicio de la reina. - Termina siendo recordado básicamente como “el tipo que ‘mató’ a Jaime Lannister”, sin grandiosidad, sin magia y sin el terror sobrenatural que el personaje merece.

@popsly_lol I mean he’s like a fucking national hero in South Korea so you’re saying the whole country is lower mental status?

I apologize in advance if this applies to you, but I sincerely believe that if you are entertained by this guy and his team you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel

@Dewale001star @SymplyTonbra @ThatX_randomguy If you don’t pick sokka and iroh they will strategize the other side into winning.

@SymplyTonbra @ThatX_randomguy Aang Ozai Pakku Gyato Mai

Who would you pick?

@ashwxrya I mean…. What fantasy books do you like because there are some gems in this list.

Popular fantasy series I dropped after the first book because I couldn’t get into them

@ishimuragency @xevekiah Those are movies..,.

@xevekiah I haven't watched many movies thriller centred, but from what I've observed, when a female is left alone, it clearly shows what the male intentions are.

"If you were stuck in the woods, would you rather find yourself alone with a man or a bear?" Women immediately and without hesitation: A bear. Men bitching about women picking the bear: you would not pick a fucking bear you liar. A quote I heard someone (itzkenny via TikTok) say in response to these type of men: "This is a hypothetical question and you still won't take no for an answer." *mic drop*

@theatereleven @fandompulse Also the main character was literally a US soldier lol. Tom cruise killed it.

This is hilarious. Surely Seagal didn’t really say this? Edward Zwick is not concerned with Hollywood politics. Anyone who knows the story of how he changed Blood Diamond understands such. And Tom Cruise crushed the role. He was perfect. Just because someone grows up in Japan and can fight doesn’t mean anything. And the inaccurate dig on height? Grade school.

Stephen Seagal on Tom Cruise being bad casting for The Last Samurai: “They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai.” “I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. We got 450,000 phone calls from everybody in the world saying, ‘That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.” Do you agree with him?

@VideoArtGame No one mentioning tribunal and blood moon for morrowind smh

What is the best DLC in gaming history?

@TitanofZ @alexa_br @BHeaty56548 @21x2S57261 @RiotPhroxzon I’m pretty new to shyv and league in general but it feels like the cd reduction on w and e alone are worth far more than any dmg nerfs they did. Cant tell how many times people escape me and I have a few seconds left on E or I hit the E while they are running and it does no dmg.

@alexa_br @BHeaty56548 @21x2S57261 @RiotPhroxzon On E now is almost guaranteed more damage than the E AD ratio was before

Patch 26.9 Full Preview (Champions)! No changes to the items or systems changes, so just wanted to focus on Champions today. Ambessa - After being out for almost a year and a half, we've learnt a lot about Ambessa's power curves, strengths and weaknesses, good and bad matchups, etc. - One area we feel has slightly less counterplay than we think is long term healthy is Ambessa's ult warning - Given its long cast range, it often feels more missable (burden is on the caster) than dodgeable (counterplay for user) - We played around with several timings and think this timing strikes the best balance between dodgeability, requirement to combo CC and still satisfaction for the Ambessa player Shyvana - The goals of these changes are to increase differentiation between the AP and AD builds - Create satisfying incentives for Shyv players who want to be more of a durable Dragon, rather than a squishy burst champion - It's also been a common pain point that Shyv's shield is both easily popped and having the Movespeed tied to that makes her play pattern quite binary and unsatisfying in the moment, so we're making the Movespeed from W more consistent and available - In the AD build, we're looking to have the Q + W pattern be more supported, as she needs to stick onto targets more and be more durable (W cooldown should help here) - In this build, we're looking to balance the satisfaction of Q button presses and repeatedly attacking - We've also added more incentives for her Sheen synergies with Trinity Force in particular by buffing her AD growth - While she's lost a few incentives to build AD overall, we intend to support the AD Bruiser oriented build as best as we can - In the AP build, we're looking to create stronger incentives for E to be maxed and play around E + W - More of a fireball oriented in and out pattern - We'll continue to followup to ensure that Shyvana's tuning supports her builds as they play out Zeri - While Zeri has been statistically balanced in her more bursty form, especially across ranks, her satisfaction and identity have taken a hit - These changes are aimed at trading off some of her damage output to re-emphasize her speed outputs (some of the main reasons players play her) - Along with this are some feelsgood changes (like E refunding on attacks vs everything) - While we're increasing some of the speed on her ultimate, we'll keep an eye on the stack dropoff duration to ensure it strikes the right balance of fantasy fulfilment and balanceability Tahm Kench - We overnerfed Tahm Kench last patch; we intended to buff TK support overall and these buffs are more skewed there, though they will overall affect both roles Briar/Warwick - Briar is a bit too strong, especially in average play, where she is also building very squishy on first item (often Collector, etc.) - These changes are aimed at incentivizing her to build a bit more tanky - Warwick on the other hand has been languishing, especially in Average play where we'd expect him to succeed

@wesleytypes Also one of my favorites even though I don’t think it’s actually that good is champions of Norath

@wesleytypes Pretty good list. I’d have added ff10 and kingdom hearts 1 or 2.

My top 25 RPGs of all time.