tendieriser

@Michelle__Skye @CPowersour16636 “I shit myself”

Joe Biden is writing a Presidential memoir book. What should it be named?

@Jaime_Churches lol. You’re gonna lose again this time, too.

I'm officially back on the ballot for Michigan's 27th State House District. I lost in 2024. I'II say it plainly. But a setback isn't a stop sign- it's a test of character. I chose to keep showing up, because I have unfinished work to do in Lansing. Childcare. Utility bills. Car insurance. The costs keep rising and Downriver families are feeling it every single day. You deserve a representative who will push back for working families- someone who is beholden to this community, not lobbyists and special interests. I have never accepted a dime of corporate money, and I'm not starting now. #Downriver #Michigan #WorkingFamilies

@FightWithMemes Literally all of “south-asia” twitter users right now

Honest question: do you intend to use this feature?

The angry scribbles are hilarious

🚨BREAKING -- British journalist Steve Sweeney has been targeted by an Israeli airstrike in Lebanon.

@RobProvince Sorry, I’m not even sorry lmfaoooooooo

We have to bring in millions of people who can’t speak English because Americans can’t park trucks on train tracks…..

@KylePostingOnX @RobProvince Hahahahahaha

@RobProvince Be indian. Escape and come all the way to america. Still get hit by a train.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@Dtutorio @fromez123 @DefiantLs Hey remind me again…. Was it Trump proposing countless bills decriminalizing pedophilia and attempting to mainstream normalize it? Oh… shit, that’s right! It’s not Trump, but the shitlib democrats themselves. You’re all ACTUAL fucking pedophiles.

@fromez123 @DefiantLs

Don Bacon: If President Trump attempts to withdraw the U.S. from NATO, there will be a GOP "civil war" "Most of us would find that totally unacceptable. And I’m not alone."

@jasonbjayb @ClownWorld I mean… technically yes?? 😂

@ClownWorld is that the 10k$ truck?

Congrats bro 🔥🔥

@Gr8DebtPrinter @ThresherKing @FenixAmmunition

@ThresherKing @FenixAmmunition 🇮🇷 is steamrolling 🇺🇲🇮🇱IADS. IADS is just to impose costs on an adversary.

To give everyone a glimpse into the scale of the problem when it comes to munition production: Raytheon manufactures approximately 90-100 Tomahawk missiles per year. The Tomahawk was invented in 1991, so given the above, we can estimate they've produced between 3100 and 3400 missiles in the last 34 years. We fired 375 Tomahawks in the first 36 HOURS of our current military operation in Iran. Assuming we had a full capacity when we started (which we obviously didn't), that's 11% of everything we've made since 1991. So, no, we can't actually just keep doing this forever. This is just factual information and not even a comment on the war itself so don't let it twist your thong up into your asshole too much further than it already is. This is the nature and the limitations of manufacturing precision weapons. Some of you really believe we can just press the red button an infinite number of times, but it simply isn't the case.

@MondoARG @FenixAmmunition

@FenixAmmunition The US has less than 30 days left of air defense missiles. Iran has 2 years worth of missiles.

@FenixAmmunition @jacobus_sa Idk shit about building factories or spinning up production of existing.. but if capitol was what is needed, a little birdie in the back of my head thinks a company worth 270 billion dollars could probably scrape something together, no?

@jacobus_sa Lol, you think a factory producing 90 of something per year can simply be spun up to produce 1,000 per year without extensive capital investment? Lmao.

@sonofmercies1 @LaNativePatriot Clearly. You know, because he’s never said anything else on the subject, even recently………. Oh but trust me bro he’s telling the truth bro he’s got no reason to lie bro trust me bro

@LaNativePatriot It's funny too, for a group who claims to want to question what the government says. Then as soon as someone diverges from the group think...

Damn, there’s a lot of hate for Joe Kent I like him. He’s his own person, allowed to forge his own path. Why do so many people hate him?

@BeelzebubinPink @Chris__X__ @joekent16jan19

@Chris__X__ @joekent16jan19 Goodness! We Maga supporters are the biggest hypocrites. We over look Trumps past, but condemn Joe...

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

@plunkettcat @Opsyp_84 @Chris__X__ @joekent16jan19 Rent free in your cavernous empty skull.

@Opsyp_84 @Chris__X__ @joekent16jan19 He sounds like a magat dick who knows shit is going south & decided to jump ship. No honorable person serves under drumpf.

@KylePostingOnX @LaNativePatriot Lol…..

@LaNativePatriot The conservative multiverse continues to fragment.

Joe Kent is a national treasure

@RavensEyes_ @Batboy_Supreme @LaNativePatriot For Christ sake already… will you people just shut the actual fuck up for once about Israel or the fucking Jews?? I swear to Christ you people are worse than the damn Jews!!!!!!

@covetlounge @LaNativePatriot

@LaNativePatriot You might want to educate yourself on who Joe Kent really is.

@swamg_unlimited @checkyalater69 @dsonoiki That’s rich coming from another typical smooth brain shitlib troglodyte. Remind me again…….. which party is ACTIVELY attempting to decriminalize and normalize diddling kids?? It sures fuck isn’t mUh MaGa doing it.

@tendieriser @checkyalater69 @dsonoiki Ironic coming from a MAGAtard. Dudes a pedo and swindling you because you have a Sub 70 IQ. But sure own the libs 💀

we asked a bunch of homosexual transgender communists if they didn’t like Trump their responses will SHOCK you