Horseface 🐜

@floboflo Watched Deal or No Deal. His slowest and least exciting action film.

RIP Chuck Norris 😔

@drhingram @TheGriftReport Probably owner of the local mouse shop.

@TheGriftReport We need to know the name of the businessman

COUNCIL BULLIES CAT LADY! 62-YEAR-OLD PENSIONER FACES £2,500 FINE FOR FEEDING 30 FERAL CATS Colette Boler has been lovingly caring for the stray colony on an industrial estate in Thurnscoe near Barnsley for nearly 20 years, paying vet bills and calling them by name. Barnsley Council has now hit her with a formal Community Protection Warning: stop feeding them on the public highway or face a massive £2,500 fine after a local garage complained about fouling and health risks. One businessman was even caught spraying bleach directly into the cats' food bowls. Colette was left devastated and in tears: “They’ve basically been mine for almost 20 years.” Britain's councils have officially lost the plot!

@DreyfusJames I bet it was out with it's twin.

Yes, Az. Why, do you know this foot? 🙄

@k1482 @Jan51478528 My left side is numb for completely unrelated reasons.

@tesd84 @Jan51478528 No your arteries will

Last night me & the gals had a day out in Londonistan. A person on the tube told me to stop eating my Crème egg because it was offensive to her . So Christian chocolates are now harem in my country ?? 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

@ElaineSouthal10 @Jan51478528 Patriotic and that.

@tesd84 @Jan51478528 Why that then ?

@CountDankulaTV Better make sure he is definitely dead before saying this.

Imagine dying. What a pussy.

@JillPoguelover @Jan51478528 The daily mail said they were vegan. I cried.

@tesd84 @Jan51478528 No baked beans? OMFG you savage

Bruce Lee finally agreed to a rematch.

@chad_kris69 @Duhlorean98 That's a two piece...

@Duhlorean98 Are you implying the creator of One Piece is a vile creature???

If this thumbnail doesn’t tell you everything you need to know about this vile creature that calls himself a “critic”, I don’t know what will.

@DavidPGCSE Quickest way to go bankrupt.

Imagine hanging up an "All the spirits you can drink in one hour for 9 quid" sign in any English market town

@TheLaurenChen Needs more second chances to fight systemic oppression. Probably.

This man is threatening to k*ll people on public transit. 30 prior arrests. Clearly mentally unstable and violent. Everyone's lives (including his own) are worse for him being out on the streets.

@DaCoffeeChicory Get out of my hole before you flip it over, you fat fuck.

Get back in your fuckin hole

@BlackDumpling Endurance is one of the most important abilities to possess. It's a hard road. Even if you get through it, it's like being a recovering alcoholic. It's always there. Even during good time. It can be a fuel and a trap.

Deep down, damn near everyone in this whole world believes that if a man needs help, if he truly needs help, then that means he doesn't actually deserve it, now does he?

@DaCoffeeChicory Earns with one hand and spends with the other.

Garbage is his bread and butter

@kimmie_c_ Most people on twitter aren't even worth a fiver.

I'd delete some of you for $5 million

@JebraFaushay Isn't it refreshing to see two people in genuine, age appropriate love...

Meghan Markle’s half brother and a little person in the Philippines. I know nothing about her family and I’d like to keep it that way.

@DreyfusJames The state of public places make me question the way people were raised. They must live in absolute shitholes.

Every. Single. Time. I. Travel. By. Train. Every. Single. F**king. Time.

@TheLaurenChen @KellyMorrisonMN @TheDemocrats Lucky. If you didn't have the ID with you, they would have refused exit for the baby.

@KellyMorrisonMN @TheDemocrats I had to give my ID and insurance card when I gave birth Not to the doctor obviously, to the hospital administration

OBGYN here 👋 You don't need an ID to give birth.