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I did a thing ... Welcome Chili 🌶️🔥 Chili is a Model 3 Performance. I've been dreaming about this car since June 2024 when it first launched in Germany. I tried to convince myself a million times that it makes no sense but resistance is futile. @Junni @TeslaStars @elonmusk

@teslaeurope Thank you 🙏🏼

Together with RDW, we have officially completed the final vehicle testing phase for Full Self-Driving (Supervised) and have submitted all documentation required for the UN R-171 approval + Article 39 exemptions. The RDW team is now reviewing the documentation and test results package internally. They have communicated the expected approval for Netherlands date of 4/10, shifting from 3/20 previously and we look forward to successful completion of this cooperation.  Following the Netherlands’ approval, European countries will be able to recognize this approval nationally. We are anticipating a possible EU-wide approval during the summer. Over the past 18 months, this approval has involved a series of intense documentation, development, testing, research & audits. Including but certainly not limited to: – 1,600,000+ km of FSD (Supervised) testing on EU roads – 13,000+ customer sales ride-alongs – 4,500+ track test scenario executions – Thousands of pages of written documentation for 400+ compliance requirements – Dozens of research studies into safety performance/results We're extremely proud of the work conducted with the RDW team up until this point. We very much look forward to the approval in April, and sharing FSD (Supervised) with our patient EU customers!

@markmueller1979 Olaf 🥰 Du hast ein gutes Herz ❤️

Lag gestern Abend draußen auf dem Sperrmüll. 🥺 Jetzt nimmer. 😌⛄️

@elonmusk Algo is better but the problem with a million fake Nigerian Elons is still there.

Algorithm is better today than 3 months ago?

@LSi2520 BYD Dolphin Surf wäre noch eine Alternative. Da ist alles dran und drin. byd.com/de/e-fahrzeuge…

Der ID Polo wurde vorgestellt und der ist (für mich, meine Meinung) sehr süß. Ja, es ist VW. Ja, es ist ein E-Auto. Ja, ich will ihn! (450km Reichweite mit größerem Akku. Arbeitsweg 8km einfache Strecke, Radfahren geht nicht, wegen der Füße) Die Versuchung ist da 🫣

I just supported Karoline Preisler with €10 on @buymeacoffee! 🎉 You can support them here — buymeacoffee.com/preislerkaroli…

@PreislerKa Spende ist raus. Danke für deine tolle Arbeit 💖

In a few days, antisemites, under the slogan "Kufiyahs in #Buchenwald" plan to defame and trivialize the memory of the Holocaust. They are planning actions in front of the memorial site, which includes an information center and guided tours of the former concentration camp run by the Nazis and the Soviet Army. I would like to give a counter-speech there. Please support me so that I can stay overnight and finance my protest. Thank you very much. 🧶

@EFIEBER_ANDRE Ich störe den Trend etwas, aber auch ich habe einen klitzekleinen Beitrag zu den Quartalszahlen geleistet 🔥

Die Tesla-Auslieferungen für Q1/2026 könnten ein echtes Highlight werden. 🎉 Mein Postfach läuft über vor Nachrichten von Menschen, die gerade ihre neuen Teslas abholen! Gefühlt 99 % davon Model Y Standard. 😅 Dieses Auto ist aktuell ein absoluter No-Brainer: 0 % Finanzierung, 3.000 € Rabatt und ein Preis-Leistungs-Verhältnis, das kaum zu schlagen ist. ✅

@AscendancyLf @BerndGummauer @joshuastreitz @elonmusk @N628TS @teslaeurope @Teslalightshows @teslaownersSV @wholemars @Kristennetten @EstherRebers @SERobinsonJr @captainarve @mayemusk

@BerndGummauer @teslanatrix @joshuastreitz @elonmusk @N628TS @teslaeurope @Teslalightshows @teslaownersSV @wholemars @Kristennetten @EstherRebers @SERobinsonJr @captainarve @mayemusk E für Erdolf

Ladies and Gentlemen, Chili 🌶️ is in da house Special thanks to @joshuastreitz 🥰 @elonmusk

@TeslaAiGirl Wow 🤩 @N628TS is the proud owner of this beauty which was on display at Tesla Hamburg yesterday

3-17-2008 they started production on these beauties. This one is our 2010 Roadster in Glacier Blue. She has 32,000 miles and still has the original battery.

@MartinHerzog72 @piloly They don't report daily. Only at the beginning of the new month. Herr Zulassung vom KBA braucht immer etwas länger 😉

@piloly Where is Germany and France ? 🤡🤣

Tesla has delivered over 20k cars in the daily reporting markets in Europe. These countries generate 60% of Tesla's European sales. 🇬🇧🇳🇴🇳🇱🇪🇸🇩🇰🇸🇪 Tesla is the number one brand of battery electric vehicle (BEV) in those countries combined. Some of them are not looking that good, though. However, sales in Norway and the UK are strong.

@chattybird0306 @JEHazel75 @ChatCharge Amazing car 🥰

We pick up the new Model S Plaid tomorrow!! I’m so excited and can’t wait to take it on its first road trip to Chattanooga! @JEHazel75 @ChatCharge

@justdanaw 🫶🏼

ISRAEL – Bravo, Elon! Tesla macht gerade ALLE Supercharger im Land kostenlos (ab Mitternacht heute)! Danke, dass du in schwierigen Zeiten die E-Autos am Laufen hältst. Elon, ich will ein Kind von dir 😬 #Tesla #ElonMusk #Israel #SuperchargerGratis

@EstherRebers @joshuastreitz @elonmusk @N628TS @teslaeurope @Teslalightshows @teslaownersSV @wholemars @Kristennetten @SERobinsonJr @captainarve @mayemusk @Tesla_Calle Thank you, my friends 🤗

@teslanatrix @joshuastreitz @elonmusk @N628TS @teslaeurope @Teslalightshows @teslaownersSV @wholemars @Kristennetten @SERobinsonJr @captainarve @mayemusk @Tesla_Calle and I are really happy for you! Congratulations

@stekkerauto @joshuastreitz @elonmusk @N628TS @teslaeurope @Teslalightshows @teslaownersSV @wholemars @Kristennetten @EstherRebers @SERobinsonJr @captainarve @mayemusk Dankeeeeeee 🥰

@teslanatrix @joshuastreitz @elonmusk @N628TS @teslaeurope @Teslalightshows @teslaownersSV @wholemars @Kristennetten @EstherRebers @SERobinsonJr @captainarve @mayemusk moinsen, Glückwunsch! 🎉🎊🎈🍾

@BerndGummauer @joshuastreitz @elonmusk @N628TS @teslaeurope @Teslalightshows @teslaownersSV @wholemars @Kristennetten @EstherRebers @SERobinsonJr @captainarve @mayemusk 🤣🤣🤣 Du bist eins meiner liebsten Parody Accounts.

@teslanatrix @joshuastreitz @elonmusk @N628TS @teslaeurope @Teslalightshows @teslaownersSV @wholemars @Kristennetten @EstherRebers @SERobinsonJr @captainarve @mayemusk Wie rechtsradikal kann ein Kennzeichen noch sein? HH = Heil Hitler KK = Kuklux-Klan 81 = Hitler Adolf und dann noch das E am Ende. Wahnsinn....

@linda_ungureanu @joshuastreitz @elonmusk @N628TS @teslaeurope @Teslalightshows @teslaownersSV @wholemars @Kristennetten @EstherRebers @SERobinsonJr @captainarve @mayemusk Thank you, Linda. I'm super happy too ❤️

@teslanatrix @joshuastreitz @elonmusk @N628TS @teslaeurope @Teslalightshows @teslaownersSV @wholemars @Kristennetten @EstherRebers @SERobinsonJr @captainarve @mayemusk Awwwww…♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ super happy for you!!!!🤗🤗🤗🤗

@Junni @joshuastreitz @elonmusk @N628TS @teslaeurope @Teslalightshows @teslaownersSV @wholemars @Kristennetten @EstherRebers @SERobinsonJr @captainarve @mayemusk Thank you 🙏🏼

@teslanatrix @joshuastreitz @elonmusk @N628TS @teslaeurope @Teslalightshows @teslaownersSV @wholemars @Kristennetten @EstherRebers @SERobinsonJr @captainarve @mayemusk Welcome Chili, and congrats Kris! Enjoy that beautiful car

@JohnCleese Never deleting this app 🤣👍🏼

I think it's some of the stuff about beheading people they disagree with that puts impartial observers off

@Michael_L_Rauch @Tesla Congrats 👏🏼🎉 I'm still sad that Tesla decided to discontinue S and X ...

Meet “Bluey” my new @Tesla Model S Plaid. 😎