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Valentin Fischer

@v_g_fischer

master of ragebaiting

Berlin Katılım Şubat 2018
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𝑴𝒂𝒗☆@thugwontmiss·
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Valentin Fischer
Valentin Fischer@v_g_fischer·
Did you read it??? a clinical series, 20% of subjects with male pattern hair loss reported persistent sexual dysfunction for ≥6 years, suggesting the possibility that the dysfunction may be permanent. These subjects also reported a wide range of symptoms including changes in cognition, ejaculate quality, and genital sensation. Other medications have been associated with irreversible neurological effects, such as phenothiazines with tardive dyskinesias.
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Romain Hedouin 🇫🇷 Unit Police
"Le La clim" 🤦‍♂️ You don't even need to speak French to know that this is wrong "Le La" is wrong "activé" is wrong "est" is wrong I miss being able to tell the Lead of Localization at Tesla about these typos
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Nerd@NerdAthleticz·
@blacknredtext Fear mongering online about fin is 99% nonsense. Ive been on it ~6 years. No issues. Maintained my lovely hair though. Been off it for about 7 months because wanted to start trying for baby in March.
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fabi
fabi@fabinulleins·
Man, komme nicht klar welche Farbe es werden soll… Man hört soviel negatives über QuickSilver am Model 3. Weiß gefällt mir gut aber ist basic / hat jeder 😮‍💨
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👽@awwheyuu·
got 1 relationship in me left before i start acting like this man
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Captain Hype 🦊 🇺🇦 ❤️
Roadtripping in the road monster Model S, plus good weather, plus a white shirt of „my“ owners club @TeslaClubAT - what a great day. And no filling station terror…. Who will conto the Tesla meet up in Flachau?! Give me a funny gif!!! If not: give me a sad gif!!!
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Muskonomy
Muskonomy@muskonomy·
NEWS: Judge reprimands OpenAI lawyer and reminds Elon Musk he's not a lawyer on day 4 of trial. At the end of William Savitt's cross-examination, Judge Yvonne Gonzalez Rogers reprimanded the attorney, telling him he must allow Elon Musk to complete his answers without interrupting. Elon Musk had tried to paint Savitt as asking improper "leading" questions and "leading answers." The judge then turned to Elon Musk and informed the jury that he is not a lawyer and not an expert on evidence or matters concerning allowable questions and exhibits. She said Elon Musk has "not taken a class in evidence." Elon Musk shot back that he has "technically" taken "law 101," drawing laughter in the courtroom. Savitt apologized to both Elon Musk and the judge, saying he was concerned about getting his final questions in within his limited time.
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NEWS: Elon Musk concludes testimony on day 4 of OpenAI trial as next witness takes the stand. Judge Gonzalez Rogers said Elon Musk is not excused but can leave for the day. He stepped down from the stand and walked out of the courtroom. Jared Birchall, who manages Elon Musk's family office Excession LLC, has now taken the stand. Elon Musk's lawyer Robert Kry is leading the questioning. Earlier, OpenAI's attorney William Savitt returned for a recross-examination after Steve Molo wrapped up his redirect, which lasted roughly 10 minutes after the break. Sam Altman and Greg Brockman did not return to the courtroom after the recess.

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Arthur MacWaters
Arthur MacWaters@ArthurMacwaters·
I legitimately wish this trial was televised, you cannot make this up ___ Musk reaches for an analogy: "The classic answer to a yes or no question is not so simple. For example, if you ask the question 'will you stop beating your wife?'..." Judge Gonzalez Rogers cuts him off: "No, we're not gonna go there." The courtroom laughs. Savitt apologizes for the question. Musk: "I find it funny you saying it wasn't an unfair question since you're only asking unfair questions." Savitt: "I'm doing my best." Musk: "That is not true."
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🚨 Musk vs OpenAI's lawyer — the cross-examination exchanges William Savitt — Wachtell Lipton's lead defense lawyer, Supreme Court clerk, trained to break witnesses. Savitt opens with a misleading premise. Musk: "You're being misleading. What you're saying is false." Savitt tries again with a different loaded frame. Musk: "Your questions are not simple. They are designed to trick me." Savitt demands a yes or no answer to a complicated question. Musk: "If you ask a question where there is no possible simple answer, I must give a longer answer because any simple answer would be misleading the jury." Musk reaches for an analogy: "The classic answer to a yes or no question is not so simple. For example, if you ask the question 'will you stop beating your wife?'..." Judge Gonzalez Rogers cuts him off: "No, we're not gonna go there." The courtroom laughs. Savitt apologizes for the question. Musk: "I find it funny you saying it wasn't an unfair question since you're only asking unfair questions." Savitt: "I'm doing my best." Musk: "That is not true." OpenAI's lawyer came to break Musk. Musk wasn't having it.

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Michelle Kim
Michelle Kim@michelletomkim·
I'm a reporter (and lawyer) covering Musk v. Altman for @techreview. Here's what's going on day 2 of the trial at the Oakland federal courthouse. Elon Musk and Sam Altman are here. Musk will likely testify today. Opening statements from both parties' lawyers to come soon.
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Lars@MrLarsX·
Eben auf dem Supermarkt-Parkplatz. Ein kleiner Junge, vielleicht fünf. Etwas Hartes in der Hand. Dann dieses Geräusch. Kratzen am Lack. Der Besitzer kommt dazu. Sieht den Kratzer. Sieht das Kind. Sieht die Eltern. Er wird laut: „Das zahlen Sie. Der Kratzer war vorher nicht da.“ Die Mutter ruhig: „Er ist fünf. Kinder unter sieben sind deliktsunfähig.“ Der Mann: „Mir scheiß egal, wie alt er ist. Mein Auto ist beschädigt. Irgendwer muss geradestehen.“ Der Vater: „Dann müssen Sie uns erst nachweisen, dass wir unsere Aufsichtspflicht verletzt haben.“ Stille. Der Mann schüttelt den Kopf. Die Eltern stehen eng beim Kind. Der Junge schaut auf seine Schuhe. Niemand sagt mehr etwas. Sie stehen einfach nur da. Der frische Kratzer glänzt still im Sonnenlicht. Ein dünner, heller Strich, der plötzlich alles verändert hat.
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Intellectual Wino
Intellectual Wino@ChemtrailerWino·
@cicohipe @dezmondOliver Politely, I disagree. I've driven many Teslas, and they just canceled the only worthwhile one (model S). Every German EV blows the Y and 3 out of the water in terms of fit and finish, material quality, and driving dynamics. I'm very happy with my Audi. The experience: flawless.
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⚡️Dezmond Oliver⚡️@dezmondOliver·
This gross bmw was taking up 2 spaces next to me when there were public chargers right there and he was struggling to figure out the app and how to plug in. Instead of helping him out, I took this picture and told him to stop being an idiot and to get a Tesla next time 🤗😇
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Christoph Engelhardt
Christoph Engelhardt@itengelhardt·
@Bassmaster187 @Tesla Denke nicht, dass die weg ist. War vor knapp 6-8 Wochen auch in Neu-Ulm und habe mir neue Querlenker abgeholt und ein Quietschen vorne links beseitigen lassen. Mein Auto wurde dort von der Mechanikerin-Chefin gemacht. Das Quietschen ist schon wieder da 😂
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Christoph Engelhardt
Christoph Engelhardt@itengelhardt·
Auto ist vier Jahre alt. @tesla findet, dass das nicht unter die Karosserie-Garantie fällt. Schade.
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Nic Cruz Patane
Nic Cruz Patane@niccruzpatane·
It has begun, Elon was right. Mercedes has started to remove LiDAR sensors from its new vehicles. The all-new 2027 Mercedes-Benz C-Class EV does not feature any LiDAR sensors in its suite, as does the new CLA EV. • 10 cameras • 5 radars • 12 ultrasonic sensors • 0 LiDAR Mercedes says the decision to remove LiDAR comes primarily for cost, and scalability.
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Benny Johnson
Benny Johnson@bennyjohnson·
60 MINUTES: The shooter “attended a No Kings protest in California...” TRUMP: “No Kings… I'm not a king. If I was a king, I wouldn't be dealing with you.” SAVAGE🔥
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