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@bugcel_ nhs ftw

whole bill was $2,075, i’ll have to start selling every item i own. hmu if you want a green renaissance dress or a cat babushka doll 👍🏻 i could also give up my kidney for $200

@AshleighOlivia3 @SouthamptonFC @EFL so if he just said “sorry”, you think that would’ve been better?

@SouthamptonFC Still no apology to every team in the UK. This guy and Southampton have disrespected the national game. The whole country deserves an apology. The @EFL should have thrown them out of the league system! Taking responsibility would be an open apology not just to Southampton fans

A message from our Chairman, Dragan Šolak.

@M0SESCUH @HannyahZ @ReapthewhirlSL @noinconsistency no because it’s still a minority even if it’s the “most prevalent group” because it’s only the most prevalent group from the perspective of previously defined groups. there is always the 2 groups of “X group” and “everyone else” and if X group is <50% then it is still a minority.

@thassmad @HannyahZ @ReapthewhirlSL @noinconsistency thats my point lol i prob shouldve worded it better. 20% cant be a minority if its the most prevalent group

why do americans get so pissed when europeans complain about the heat

@M0SESCUH @HannyahZ @ReapthewhirlSL @noinconsistency not all groups have a majority. if the largest group is only 20%, then there is no majority.

@thassmad @HannyahZ @ReapthewhirlSL @noinconsistency tell me who the majority is then

@M0SESCUH @HannyahZ @ReapthewhirlSL @noinconsistency but that is still a minority

@HannyahZ @ReapthewhirlSL @noinconsistency lets say americans do make up 20% of twitter, u still have to fill up the rest of the 80% with EVERY other demographic. so if america is at 20%, the next highest would prob be at 15%ish and so on. even tho the american user base is at <50%, its still higher than other countries

@SpryArcaneMage @ClaraYGerardFan @222rainclouds because ac heating costs way more than radiators, electricity costing far more than gas

@ClaraYGerardFan @222rainclouds So wouldn’t you just have the ac warming your house when it snows and then make it cool when it’s hot outside

europeans complain about the heat every year but refuse to get so much as a fan for their window let alone an ac system

@murphtothesky @StokeyyG2 @RadioHumberside efl just want the money there’s no way they will cancel the game

@StokeyyG2 @RadioHumberside What's the point in playing the fucking game then?

Hull owner Acun Ilicali confirms he will take legal action if Middlesbrough get promoted. 🗣️ “All we want is justice. If justice is broken, nobody will enjoy football.” [@RadioHumberside]

@joinheir @Vfynn_ leeds admitted they’d done it on every single team they played

@Vfynn_ You're a doubled standard man Henry. 1. What was the law when Leeds did it? 2. Southampton acknowledged they've done it on 3 different occasions. In a way, their wrong doing advantaged them in the win against Boro. You should be asking for a reduced punishment and not condemn it.

🚨🎙️Thierry Henry on Southampton expelled for spying drama against Middlesbrough: “I have to be honest, this is a difficult one. Spying on another team’s training is wrong. Full stop. It crosses a line, it undermines the trust that should exist between clubs, and I understand why Middlesbrough are furious and why the EFL felt they had to act strongly. Integrity matters in this game. At the same time, I find myself questioning whether expulsion from the play-offs is the right punishment. It feels… heavy. Almost like using a sledgehammer when a precise scalpel was needed. Let’s be clear: this wasn’t match-fixing or doping. It was analysts pushing boundaries for tactical information, something that, sadly, has happened in different forms across the game for years. Marcelo Bielsa did it openly at Derby and Leeds, admitted it, and people called him a genius, not a criminal. Drones, analysts in trees, whatever, in the modern game with data and marginal gains everywhere, clubs push boundaries. Southampton admitted it, yes, and they deserve punishment. A heavy fine, points deduction, maybe even a ban for the staff involved. But kicking the entire club out after they earned their place on the pitch? That punishes players, coaches, and fans who had nothing to do with one or two analysts doing something stupid. What troubles me most is the collateral damage. The players who battled through a tough Championship season after relegation, who went to extra time and scored that late goal to beat Middlesbrough on the pitch, they earned their place in the final through merit. Now that achievement is being erased because of actions taken by a small number of staff members. That feels disproportionate to me. A significant fine, a points deduction for next season, and sanctions against the individuals responsible, those would be strong, meaningful punishments that address the breach without nullifying an entire season’s competitive work. Sport has to balance two things: protecting fairness and recognising that human error and ambition sometimes lead people astray. If every rules breach in high-stakes moments leads to rewriting results, we risk turning the disciplinary process into something more powerful than the football itself. I’ve sat in dressing rooms where we prepared meticulously for opponents. Everyone does. The difference is getting caught. I hope Southampton appeal and that the final decision finds a better equilibrium. Middlesbrough deserve respect, they were wronged but the players of Southampton also deserve not to have their legitimate efforts wiped away. Football is emotional, passionate, and imperfect. The response to this should reflect wisdom as much as outrage. We need clearer rules going forward so incidents like this become rare, but we must be careful not to let one mistake destroy what was built legitimately on the grass.

@Faffiedzashe @layxsnv there are numerous reasons you would put a comma before the word and

@layxsnv C, there is no need to put a comma before the word “and”

Okay, where are the English scholars, which one?

@atlfalco @Mmichael_03 @friedoppression @mitchelld199 @ArtSwarog i am british. and i say again, who the hell says zoot

@thassmad @Mmichael_03 @friedoppression @mitchelld199 @ArtSwarog British ppl man. They always make up retarded words

@Mmichael_03 @friedoppression @mitchelld199 @atlfalco @ArtSwarog who the hell says zoot

@friedoppression @mitchelld199 @atlfalco @ArtSwarog just say zoot man no one cares about the technicality

@DruDownDiego @BillyBe24919109 @xdNiBoR all plugs have live and neutral, thats how AC works. just in the british plug, the live is always on a specific side (can't flip the plug upside down) so that the fuse works properly. if it wasn't fused and you somehow managed to swap the pin connections, it would still work fine

@BillyBe24919109 @xdNiBoR Live and nuetral... Touch the 240v nuetral wire. You'll be fine.

Say what you want about Europe but our electrical outlets are far superior and that is a fact

@SordidaHenricus @Fraser1534 @NoContextBrits most bacon sold in the uk is imported from the netherlands, not denmark

@Fraser1534 @NoContextBrits Most back bacon sold in the UK is imported from Denmark

@shavil0mi @MutedIrish @solarise_webdev @GWHayduke97 sunshine, yes, scotland doesn't get that much. but sunlight, during the summer, it gets loads.

@thassmad @MutedIrish @solarise_webdev @GWHayduke97 Sure but only like Calgary/Edmonton levels which isn't very different from Spokane. Scotland is vastly coastal so it actually will therefore lose many summer sunlight hours to weather too vs inland prairie and mountains on the east side of rain shadow from pacific

It genuinely breaks my brain to imagine what 1400 hours of annual sunshine must be like to live in. When going to college in Chicago, I really struggled with the seemingly endless gray of the winters. Chicago gets 2500 sunshine hours!

@shavil0mi @MutedIrish @solarise_webdev @GWHayduke97 not in the contiguous us it doesn't. ALL of scotland is further north and gets more sunlight in summer by sheer fact

@MutedIrish @solarise_webdev @GWHayduke97 It does this in America too

@USAMaritimeX @Empireaesth blame the man who named the beetle

@Empireaesth And it doesn’t end with Pickle either…

@Courier1138 @SamolBilly doesn't matter, you are entitled to care passionately about film but are not entitled to judge other people's disregard for it.

@thassmad @SamolBilly the prequels are detrimental to my generations understanding of film lol

Pretty telling that the worst story of these 4 is the only one to just uncritically do the whole "chosen one" thing

@Courier1138 @SamolBilly classic case of "if you disagree with me it's because i think i'm more intellectual than you are". leave it out 🤣 let people enjoy the things they like; whether or not you like it too says nothing about other people's understanding of things

@SamolBilly if you think Anakin is a good character you genuinely do not understand narrative writing in Any way lol

@MartinStaker @xOlajuwon @guhlo @Matt_Pinner so is the rugby ball

@xOlajuwon @guhlo @Matt_Pinner Sorry I am from Europe 😇

This is hard

@wljbe64178 @imanol_berzzz @RHamsandwich @ManMilk2 no, some species of cockroach are completely viviparous and it is truly fascinating. many are as you say, many just lay eggs like you'd expect, but some have reproductive cycles more similar to mammals than anybody would ever think from a bug