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@phalgooon @congratstothe

you won't believe who's in this

@acpnortheasttr @gkrishnanan653 @blrcitytraffic @DCPTrNorthBCP @hebbaltrafficps Why does your team put cones near Legacy Cirocco, near Sahakar nagar mn road-Service road? Causes a 10 min traffic jam EVERY morning since last week! It is an absolute waste. Pls direct them to go back to normalcy. Most drivers are idiots (especially cab) & they block the road.

@gkrishnanan653 @blrcitytraffic @DCPTrNorthBCP @hebbaltrafficps Public are welcome to come & join us on spot to better understand what we do & can share your ideas with us ... ACP Pradeep

NHAI road widening near 6th gear....slow moving traffic from hebbal to kodigehalli @blrcitytraffic @DCPTrNorthBCP @hebbaltrafficps

@phalgooon Hi Phalgun, I've pretty much stopped logging into twitter. But came here to say -This is AWESOME! Do you also have an insane gmail filter app? Something that can categorize (automatically?) the finance mails, substacks, personal etc

@that27karatguy its now ready! Install the app from simplehuman.email - and hit the 🚫 button in the toolbar Let me know how it goes?

Does your Gmail have like a million unread emails in the inbox? Or thousand. I built something to fix this, and want some beta users.

@BBMPCOMM Request you to please, please visit MVIT road, next to After the rain apartments, that road is a mess, they're building a flyover there for 5 years, but they dug the road so badly, its unusable! Please help. Falls under @krishnabgowda

This morning, I inspected the area from Christ University to the Ejipura Flyover in the south zone and issued necessary directions to the officials regarding the development of footpaths, improvement of junctions, and progress of the #Ejipura Flyover work. Zonal Commissioner Digvijay Bodke, Chief Engineers Raghavendra Prasad and Rajesh, Executive Engineers, and other concerned officials were present during the inspection. #BBMP #BBMPCares #DKShivakumar #bbmpchiefcommissioner

@DKShivakumar @BBMPCOMM @BBMPofficial @BBMPAdmn @bbmpcac all of you already knew about @OfficialBMRCL work on ORR, why was desilting not done? Why are we troubled? I could not go for training because of your shoddy incompetent work, due to the corruption of your admins! Every road was flooded

@DKShivakumar Boss-You got into administration by knowing these issues, which means you should have kept the solutions ready at that time itself- We're not allowed to wait to pay road tax, why should we wait for your never ending solutions?First ban that tender sure and concrete road contracts

Deeply concerned by the havoc caused by relentless rains in Bengaluru. I’ve been in continuous touch with the concerned officers and I'm closely monitoring the situation. As always, I remain committed to Bengaluru - working round the clock to address challenges and ensure relief. I will be visiting the BBMP War Room and flood-affected areas personally to take stock on ground. Let us be clear: the issues we face today are not new. They have been ignored for years, across governments and administrations. The only difference now is - we are working to solve them. Not with temporary fixes, but with long-term, sustainable solutions. To my fellow Bengalureans - I am one among you. I understand your concerns, I share your frustration, and I assure you of my commitment to resolve them. I stand with you. #BengaluruRains

Tried going to Airport road today, left home at 515AM, still stuck near Manyata at 6AM. Could not go through inside Manyata also because the connecting roads are flooded. One fucking small rain and the city crumbles. What the actual fuck are these in admin doing? Chutiyas.

Keep your World Cup man this is the best football player ever, even Kendrick Lamar has more Grammys than Michael Jackson and we all know who’s better

Exoplanet... Volcano eruption from close up By xevarDIFF

@realmadriden @KMbappe @vinijr @BellinghamJude @RodrygoGoes You better turn up like that one man did against Wolfsburg and Atletico.

I strongly believe most of the good Indians died during famines, the freedom struggle, and while trying hard to protect this land. What we’re left with is this: cunning, greedy, uncouth pigs in human form, who shit where they sleep.

Deleted scene from Interstellar in which the astronauts go to another planet where time doesn’t move. Welcome to Biharverse 🌌

I have tried watching football matches in India. In the stadium. What is shit is the match experience. The telecast is a whole another shit show! It's like being used to watch a 1080p/2160p videos and suddenly needing to watch a 480p video. So yeah, that's that.

Ooooh cute!

Architectural marvel under Amritkaal 🤡

can't wait to have beef chilly fry & choris pav when my train passes Goa.

Everything, every little thing is fucked in this country thanks to brainless dumb fucks! Most of these idiots idea of “style” are the cars made with the imagination of a 5 year old. Fucking idiots.

@saffrontrail I have a mix of emotions seeing this- 1. Touch of awe 2. Pinch of envy! 😬

My son is on his study leave for 10th board exams and I try to make him something special a few times a week. Today, it was this freshly baked foccacia with rosemary and salt and turned it into a sandwich with avocado, runny (as you can see) egg and homemade jalapeño hot sauce

Everyone thinks CR7’s tap ins and runs were easy till it’s time to do it. He was a position monster. Knows exactly how to time the run, exactly when to burst.