August Schroeder

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August Schroeder

August Schroeder

@theAugDawg

2023 Alcohol of Fame Inductee ——————————…. I always get the last laugh

Katılım Mart 2023
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kasani
kasani@inasakia·
@pwasbury @SurvivorPenner girl shut up you just mad jonathan loses to aubry at FTC and the maga alliance fails entirely. chrissy will be getting her karma and stephenie/coach will follow . joe also loses at ftc so!! all of the maga alliance loses
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Jonathan Penner
Jonathan Penner@SurvivorPenner·
Of course. I am not saying ‘Chrissy is racist.’ Nor the other two. I am merely making a simple, albeit possibly flippant, observation. That it’s gotten this spicy is fascinating and maybe indicates a naivete on my part! Keep’’em coming!
NoEffs2Give@ecneicsnoc_ym

@SurvivorPenner I am not sure that Chrissy meant that comment as "we are all white," but in hindsight I could see it given thst Kamills and Tiffany aren't white. In the moment, I took it to be more of a manipulation intended to mean "we are more old school souls where honor and loyalty matter"

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Mark
Mark@mwmtall·
If only she could have found an idol or something
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August Schroeder@theAugDawg·
@turgenstine @gotnothingforya Just cuz u have a bad memory doesn’t make what @gotnothingforya said false. They said pre-merge players with lil impact on the overall game had huge edits. They provided a list of pre-merge players who had a higher than season average confessionals count aka a big edit lol 😂
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Prince of Ponderosa
Prince of Ponderosa@gotnothingforya·
I don’t feel that “Angelina wasn’t relevant to the season” is a fair response to her horrible edit. There have been soooo many pre merge characters that had no effect on the overall gameplay of the season who still got huge edits.
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Stevie Dee
Stevie Dee@StevieDeeOTT·
Imagine the feeds during an Emily Flippen HOH reign #BB28 #survivor50
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Ashley's Dreamboard
Ashley's Dreamboard@AshsDreamboard·
Talking about how you want to be a legend isn’t something legends do. #Survivor
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Jesse Arm
Jesse Arm@Jesse_Leg·
Counterpoint: These kids are more or less fine. They’re drunkenly enjoying their spring break. Better to be socializing and partying with friends in real life than doomscrolling on X in isolation and hyperventilating about how awful America is.
Thomas Chatterton Williams@thomaschattwill

A lot of the problems in the world right now can be explained by this video. For one thing, it’s a big reason why the US government is so unaccountable to public opinion. These are *college students.* A significant amount of the country is totally checked out and comfortable enough not to think it matters.

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Marie🧚
Marie🧚@glitchu__·
when you tell an older black lady to have a good day and she say “you too baby”
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Saad
Saad@lolnvmtho·
i am not ashamed to admit that while i am grateful for having a job, i do not enjoy working.
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Jayroo
Jayroo@jayroo69·
💀💀💀
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L E S E D I
L E S E D I@_Hybreed_·
Chuck Norris reading all the Chuck Norris jokes
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Pissed Off American
Pissed Off American@solar_ric·
Alright fuck it. Declare March 20th Chuck Norris day.
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Alabi
Alabi@the_Lawrenz·
ChatGPT used to seek answers from Chuck Norris
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Sarah Fields
Sarah Fields@SarahisCensored·
This is why I love X. Absolute gold.
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Frank J. Fleming
Frank J. Fleming@IMAO_·
Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down and she did.
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Mike Reiss
Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriter·
At Chuck Norris's funeral, he'll carry the pallbearers.
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Ben Stiller
Ben Stiller@BenStiller·
Rest in Peace Chuck Norris. He was kind enough to come do our Dodgeball movie and I will always appreciate that. 💙
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Edward A. Perin - Psychologist
Edward A. Perin - Psychologist@DoctorPerin·
Chuck Norris once went to therapy and the therapist got better.
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