The Baltic Jammer

Las mujeres nunca entenderán la simple alegría que los hombres obtienen solo por existir. Un hombre puede llegar a una nueva ciudad, caminar durante horas y disfrutar descubriendo su entorno. El momento en que una mujer se une, se convierte en una agenda ininterrumpida: cafés, restaurantes, compras, lugares turísticos. Ella constantemente necesita algo para mantenerse entretenida, mientras que los hombres pueden estar perfectamente contentos haciendo absolutamente nada. Toma una bebida. Siéntate en la plaza del pueblo. Observa el mundo. Pasan horas. Perfecto. Ser hombre es imbatible.

@TheATeamDream @Polymarket Nice

@Polymarket Over there it’s called the Xicret Service

JUST IN: U.S. Secret Service reportedly involved in “very physical” standoff with Chinese police in Beijing.

Meet the “Squatter Hunter.” His real name is Flash Shelton, and he’s gained national attention for an unconventional, and highly effective, method of dealing with squatters: he moves into the occupied homes himself and makes the squatters’ lives so miserable that they eventually leave. It all started when squatters took over his mother’s house in Northern California. Tired of waiting for the slow legal eviction process, Shelton decided to move in and turn the tables. His strategy worked. To protect himself legally, property owners sign a lease granting him the right to occupy the home. Once inside, he uses simple but relentless tactics, blasting music, taking over shared spaces, eating their food, and generally disrupting their daily comfort. He also wears tactical gear and carries non-lethal self-defense tools like pepper spray and a stun gun for protection. Thanks to his bold approach, Shelton has successfully helped return multiple properties to their rightful owners.

Just found this official decree from the Washington Governor’s Office… They’ve officially banned aimless driving. No more cruising. No more joyrides. No more “I’m just clearing my head, officer.” You must have a lawful destination at all times or face a $1,000 fine. Welcome to the People’s Republic of Washington, where even your Sunday drive needs prior approval. Governor Ferguson has solved traffic congestion by making driving illegal unless you’re going somewhere productive. Next up: banning “aimless walking,” “purposeless staring out the window,” and breathing without a five-year plan. Washingtonians, start practicing your excuse scripts now: “Yes officer, I am driving to acquire oat milk for my emotional support latte.” This is peak 2026 energy. Government: “We care about your safety!” Also government: “But first, show me your destination on this here form, citizen.” The only thing aimless now is common sense. Hopefully you got a chuckle. Now days I wouldn’t put anything past them. #AimlessDrivingBanned #WashingtonWay #BigGovernmentEnergy #JustLetPeopleDrive

@CallahanAutoCo @Cyntaxed007 @Saritaregresa Whether they banged or not is no concern of non-kentuckians. However the open air admission that our government is run by Israel from top to bottom IS a valid concern of all Americans. Unfortunately it seems it won't be solved non+violently as voting is broken. Be safe.

@Cyntaxed007 @Saritaregresa You sound like a crazy, emotional disgruntled employee. I’m glad Massie didn’t give you a cent! He dodged a bullet cutting you loose!!

I never said I made a new complaint specific to Thomas. When I said I spoke with Ethics, what I meant was that I informed them Thomas offered me $5,000 to just walk away. I was already communicating with them regarding Victoria, and I added that information into the concerns I was already discussing with them about the office environment, not that anything was ever done with it. I also gave the information to my House legal team. If you really want to look at something interesting, go look at how they paused the open complaint regarding Victoria Spartz and the way she treats her staff during the last campaign cycle because they did not want it to appear they were engaging in voter interference. They said they were going to reopen it afterward, but they never did. Meanwhile, people were coming forward describing a toxic work environment, and the system is designed to protect the member. The unequal power dynamic is very real. Then look into whether meaningful whistleblower protections even exist for House staffers. The whole thing is deeply broken. And honestly, why would anyone come forward after seeing what’s happening to me? I’d be happy to take a polygraph test on my entire story. Would Thomas or Victoria?

@DineshDSouza Clown

Wow, I have no idea whether these allegations are true. But Massie has become an obstacle to the GOP and a willing ally of the Democrats. So I’ll be glad to see him go down.

251 years ago this week, a 6'2" Vermont moonshiner with no military experience and no authorization from anyone captured the most strategically important fort in North America at dawn, and accidentally won the Revolutionary War before it had really started. It's May 1775. Lexington and Concord happened three weeks ago. The colonies have muskets but almost no cannon. The British, sitting in Boston, have plenty. Everyone knows that without artillery, the rebellion is over by autumn. Everyone also knows where to get artillery: Fort Ticonderoga. A stone star-fort on Lake Champlain, bristling with roughly 80 heavy guns. The British call it "the Gibraltar of America." It's the bottleneck of the entire continent. Whoever holds it controls the invasion route between Canada and New York. ​What the rebels don't know, but Ethan Allen has heard, is that "the Gibraltar of America" is, by 1775, mostly held together by moss. The walls are crumbling. The garrison is 48 men, many of them invalids and pensioners. The commander hasn't even been told a war started. Allen is not a soldier. He's a frontier land speculator who runs an armed militia called the Green Mountain Boys, originally formed not to fight the British, but to beat up New York surveyors trying to seize Vermont farms. New York has literally put a bounty on his head. He decides to go take the fort anyway. Halfway there, a man named Benedict Arnold shows up on horseback with a Massachusetts colonel's commission, waving paperwork, demanding command of the expedition. The Green Mountain Boys threaten to go home if Arnold is in charge. Allen and Arnold agree to "joint command," which mostly means walking next to each other in furious silence. They reach the lake at midnight. Problem: they have 200 men and exactly two leaky boats. By 3 AM only 83 have made it across. Dawn is coming. Allen decides to attack with what he has, meaning roughly 1 American for every half-cannon inside the fort. ​A lone British sentry sees them coming through the wicket gate, levels his musket at Allen's chest, and pulls the trigger. The musket misfires. He runs. The Americans pour in. Total resistance to the capture of British North America's most important inland fortress: one wet flintlock. Allen pounds on the officers' quarters with the flat of his sword. Lt. Jocelyn Feltham stumbles out half-dressed, asking by what authority Allen is there. Allen, by his own later account, roars: "In the name of the Great Jehovah and the Continental Congress!" (Other witnesses remembered the wording as substantially more profane. The Continental Congress, for its part, had no idea any of this was happening.) Captain Delaplace, the actual commander, emerges still buttoning his trousers and surrenders the fort, its 78 cannons, its garrison, and roughly 30,000 musket flints without a shot fired by either side. Casualties: zero. Time elapsed: about ten minutes. But here's the part that actually changed history. Those cannons sat at Ticonderoga for six months until a 25-year-old, 280-pound Boston bookseller named Henry Knox, who had learned artillery from books in his own shop, volunteered to go get them. In the dead of winter, Knox and his men dragged 59 cannons weighing 60 tons across 300 miles of frozen rivers, the Berkshires, and unbroken snow, on 42 ox-drawn sleds. One gun fell through the ice of the Hudson. They fished it out and kept going. It took 56 days. On the night of March 4, 1776, those cannons were hauled silently up Dorchester Heights overlooking Boston Harbor. The British woke up on March 5 to find every ship in the harbor and every redcoat in the city under the muzzles of guns that, six months earlier, had belonged to them. Eleven days later, the British evacuated Boston. They would never hold it again. An unauthorized raid by 83 backwoodsmen, led by a wanted man and a future traitor, against a fort defended by a captain in his pajamas, became the artillery that drove the British army out of the largest city in the American colonies. Easiest W in American history. Possibly the most consequential ten minutes of the 18th century.

World War II veteran Ibrahim Pasha Sultanovich Sadykov turned 98 years old! He was awarded the title of "Honorary Citizen of #Makhachkala." #Dagestan #Russia

@JMQC90 @DocStrangelove2 Used to point the ir peq2 at the Iraqi layabouts at night while on foot patrol. About five seconds of ir laser and they would be scratching their eyes.

This is a risk fyi for any patriot burning flock cameras out with peq 15 in IR laser mode the full power ones not the measly civilian legal ones our over lords allow petty citizens to own. They're not illegal to posses but the government restricts who can purchase new (mil/leo). If you over shoot the flock camera trying to burn out the lens the laser will go into the sky and any helicopter or air plane can call it in. This is crucial why you need to bring no electronics tracking devices and also be aware of how you're getting to the camera ie on e bike? Walking/running? Driving and then walking to route. How many cameras are around? The surveillance state is out of control its hard to even plan to effectively destroy these flock cameras without getting caught. Alas, someone has to do it.

Anyone who thinks this is harmless does not realize how exactly far the FAA will go to find you and bury you

@LMFHistorian The labor arrived before the management. Nice. Get a bag of rice and some bananas and keep them working.

My buddy has some hunting land near Ft. Collins, property he's either inherited or bought piecemeal. He goes out there the other day to do some improvement, bunch of Africans in jean leggings & buckle loafers "prospecting for gold" along a pathetic little 6in creek.

Legend

@LocutusPat @ImDanChapa I am sure they were, are currently and will be in the future. I'm sure mossad has an agent on the inside of our lobbying office as well

@ImDanChapa I sometimes wonder if the LCMS was ever approached to participate in the post WW2 Operation Gladio, like Rome, Constantinople and others were (this has been well documented). I also wonder if the LCMS DC lobbying office sees traffic from deep state actors seeking partnership etc

Did any LCMS pastors get invited to the big UFO govt reveal meeting?

The way the United States closed the Strait of Hormuz.

@GrageDustin Several towns And villages have as well. Such as Sebeka.

Here are the cities that have restored the original Minnesota State Flag. Babbitt Champlin Columbus Crosslake Crow Wing County Detroit Lakes Elk River Ham Lake North Branch Nowthen Pine Island Plainview St. Francis Wadena Zumbrota Tell your local city council to do the same.

@LaNativePatriot 1991 K2500 regular cab here

Buy pre-1996 trucks: carbureted, mechanical everything, zero ECUs or telematics. No remote kill switches, no driver monitoring, no "infrastructure" control. True ownership. Fuel injection is convenient but it's the computer gateway they exploit. Old school wins.

@TheHitMan1776 @NasheCeezet_zw Your wife work at Planned Parenthood?

@NasheCeezet_zw My girlfriend used to do this every single day. She’d sit in her car and cry. It wasn’t the gym she was parking at. She would always park outside my wife’s office.

This lady from Accounting at work would vanish around 1-2:30 every day. Her phone would be off, her teams offline. She would come back sweaty in winter, ate nothing and declined lunch invites. Theories at worked mentioned secret boyfriend, crypto trading and some even said nap club. She never changed clothes, always had her work badge on. I finally followed her, not proud.She wasn't going to the gym all this time she was in her car.

LMAO I swear this was the most brutal roasting of Trump so far I have ever seen he would go literally mad if he had seen this 😭😂🤣

Cash for Clunkers destroyed 690,000 functional vehicles in 2009, creating an artificial scarcity that rippled through used car markets for over a decade. The Obama administration sold this $3 billion program as environmental salvation and economic stimulus, but any free market economist could predict the real outcome: massive wealth destruction disguised as progress. The program forced dealers to pour sodium silicate into engines, permanently destroying cars that poor families could have afforded. Politicians eliminated the bottom tier of the used car market overnight. Suddenly, a reliable $3,000 Honda Civic became a $7,000 Honda Civic (if you could find one). The supposed beneficiaries — working-class Americans who needed affordable transportation — got priced out entirely. Government intervention always creates unseen victims, and Cash for Clunkers delivered them by the millions. Single mothers, college students, and minimum-wage workers watched their mobility options vanish as used car prices soared 30% between 2009 and 2014. The environmental gains proved negligible too: most clunkers averaged 15-17 MPG while replacements hit 24-25 MPG. Destroying half a million cars to improve average fuel economy by 8 MPG represents the kind of central planning that would give Soviet bureaucrats a hard-on. The wealth destruction extended beyond sticker prices. Higher transportation costs forced people into longer payment terms, creating a debt cycle that persists today. Cash for Clunkers normalized 84-month auto loans, turning cars from depreciating assets into multi-year financial anchors. Bureaucrats congratulated themselves for moving inventory off dealer lots while condemning an entire generation to transportation poverty.

@catfish_chuck @HeiligeBibel Ok then if we don't confiscate them we force Israel to sign the non proliferation treaty and agree to iaea inspections. Then we have someone go thru the pentagon and throw every Israeli officer and office out and put our foreign policy first.

@theWLmuni @HeiligeBibel Afghanistan 2013 combat medic. I agree we shouldn’t meddle in Ukraine or Iran, but isn’t invading Israel more Middle East meddling? I’m pretty sure you can’t just turn nukes into iPhone chargers

Results for the question: what do LCMS Lutherans think about the war? About 35% are in favor. About 31% are opposed. The others have mixed opinions or are non-committal.