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@theriflesband I was there!!!!!

Fat Cat from our debut record No Love Lost live at The Astoria, London 2006. Exclusive 20th anniversary edition & headline tour coming soon.

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

Most album reviews are disposable because they're written too soon. "what do I think after two listens?" Is a shit way of reviewing. Some albums take years before you realise how great they were, or how over hyped.

@zzarakkk Everyone has the time on their phone. No cunt wearing a watch looks at it for the time

Don't even know how I feel about watches anymore. Go to Dubai mall and every second guy has a richard mille. I'm in a cafe in Moscow and I've just seen an RM67-02. Every dutch dropshipper has a day date now. The Chinese super-clones are indistinguishable from the authentic watches. So on the one hand, most the watches you're seeing are fake, and on the other hand, even if they are real, its just gay now

A $2.5 billion robot has been alone on another planet for 13 years and is still doing science. The scale of that sentence gets worse the longer you think about it. Curiosity landed in August 2012. Obama was president. Instagram had 80 million users. The iPhone 5 hadn’t shipped yet. The rover was designed for a two-year mission and 20 kilometers of driving. It’s now driven 35.5 kilometers, climbed over 327 meters up the side of a mountain, drilled 46 holes into Martian rock, and is currently running its fifth mission extension. The computer running all of this has 256 MB of RAM and a 200 MHz processor. Your AirPods have more computing power. Every command sent from Earth takes 14 minutes to arrive. Every photo sent back takes the same 14 minutes. When Curiosity drills into a rock, the team in Pasadena won’t know if it worked for half an hour. They’ve been operating on that delay, every single day, for 4,846 Martian sols. The power source is 10.6 pounds of plutonium-238 generating about 110 watts. Less than a ceiling fan. It will keep producing electricity for decades because the half-life of Pu-238 is 87.7 years. The rover will run out of moving parts before it runs out of power. And those wheels. Machined from single blocks of aluminum, 0.75 millimeters thick. Half a dime. JPL watched them get shredded by Martian rock starting in 2013, rerouted the entire mission path, taught the rover to drive backwards, and kept going. The wheels look like they lost a fight with a can opener. The rover is still climbing a mountain. Every iPhone you’ve owned since 2012 is in a landfill. Curiosity is on Mars, 140 million miles from the nearest repair shop, running on a ceiling fan’s worth of nuclear power, sending data through a 14-minute time delay, on shredded wheels, doing geology that rewrites what we know about whether life ever existed somewhere other than Earth. We built that. With 0.01% of the federal budget.

If my gas Bill goes up I’m not paying it. @OctopusEnergy send the bill to Israel or the cock in America so they can pay for shit they have caused. Thank you

I purposely bought a radio without a volume knob at a car boot sale so I could tell the wife 'they offered it to me for only a fiver, I couldn't turn it down'. She didn't get it. It's in the bin.

Military drones spell the end of humanity. Once the jeopardy of war, life loss, sorrow, risk, is gone, there's no stopping it.

@ZackPolanski At last

Drug laws have never stopped people from using drugs. They've stopped people from using drugs safely. It's time to legalise *and* regulate.

Liam Gallagher’s walk as he enters Maine Road stadium in Manchester. It’s Oasis’s very first concert in a stadium, avril 27, 1996 🇬🇧

“My message to you is clear, plain, and simple. Never trust a Tory. Did you get that? I’ll repeat it. Never trust a Tory. They will always let you down, they will always betray you, Reform UK are the real deal.” Farage has welcomed 26 current or former Tory MPs to Reform.

Neither of them telling the yank to watch his mouth with any conviction though are they. Wet blankets the lot of them

Compare the language. Farage: ‘take issue with’, ‘object politely’, ‘not quite fair’. Starmer: ‘insulting, frankly appalling’, ‘I’d certainly apologise’. First real test and it’s Farage, not the PM, who proves the bootlicking coward unable to stand up to the anti-British bully.

@sufcdan12 Twice

So frustrating Charlton are the worst team I’ve seen all season and they’ve somehow done the double over us

@rhysmcc44 Some dick head accused me of being a Chelsea fan on the train before the game wouldn’t believe me I was Charlton until I got my season ticket out and when I told he best apologise for being a prick he grabbed me round the throat. I just laughed in his face. Mug

That game brought out some of the most coked up reprobates I’ve seen at a football match. Accusing eachother of being Chelsea. Harassing season ticket holding fans. These big games become such an annoyance sometimes. #cafc

@TomBeeson79317 @AlanJohnMoore1 @PompeyPatter Crawl back under your rock you div

@AlanJohnMoore1 @PompeyPatter I do just wonder if Charlton were 2 or 3 up would there be such an anger towards the Pompey fans

Some of our fans have really let our club down today. One of our own lost his life last season, yet you show no empathy or respect towards another clubs fans. You are an embarrassment. #Pompey

From Glastonbury 2025, The Prodigy kicking ass with “Smack My Bitch Up.” Say no more. Courtesy BBC and BBC Music.

this is actually insane, nathan jones and the players deserve all the praise they are getting, and to be in the championship after that run, such a special group #cafc

@AliHamidi @omc_tweet 1 million dollars

😍 Cop a load of this @omc_tweet Carbon & Stainless Steel POD…I wonder how much you think this will cost when it’s finally released on omctackle.com after well over 3 years of engineering, tinkering, development? She’s a beauty isn’t she? #onemorecast #omctackle #omcbait #carptackle #carpy #carpfishing #engineering #stainlesssteel #carbon

@Peety_Editor Mental decision to shoot

Sensational finish and performance from Chris Duncan. Why did Jordan shoot, dived into trouble. Great guillotine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #UFCLondon #MMA