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UK Katılım Şubat 2009
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The Bloke Magazine@thebloke·
time to check in on the 'Crooked Man', the 19 year old TikTok star going viral for only working out his left trap😂
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Paul Embery
Paul Embery@PaulEmbery·
Rochester cathedral this weekend. I don't know anyone outside of small groups of unrepresentative political activists who isn't growing increasingly weary of this unremitting propaganda campaign.
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Jake Gillenhall discovering that Dennis Quaid played his father in Day After Tomorrow is hilarious
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Leonarda Jonie@Leonardaisfunny·
You’ll never convince me that Pakistanis aren’t just Muslim Indians.
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Wow, Joe Biden is still out in public doing his thing
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Chris Rose@ArchRose90·
During the funeral of a Hezbollah terrorist who died after a prager blew up, a walkie talkie exploded injuring a Hezbollah terrorist. This level of humiliation is absolutely delicious!
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@RaymondDuck6 @Dominic2306 Well you can't. But I guess unrelenting negative attention, mass bankruptcies, huge unemployment, collapsing tax rake and possibly civil unrest will all combine and, hopefully, at some point they'll need to change course
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Dominic Cummings
Dominic Cummings@Dominic2306·
Starmer's handling of his specs & dresses bills plus Sue Gray shows he's roughly as good at politics as Sunak and Truss. This government already has the air of a bunch of exhausted clueless hacks that usually takes years to acquire. No10 has *no political story* for the reptiles - always a recipe for disaster cos the reptiles turn on the zoo keepers in absence of tasty snacks as soon as the polls turn therefore the Narrative (Starmer team won so 'good at politics') is allowed to turn. Voters didn't vote for bullshit Treasury spreadsheets to carry on vandalising the country, even a lot of Labour MPs will realise this 'strategy' combined with letting out repeat rapists to reoffend etc is a disaster
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#Marcher
#Marcher@MarcherReborn·
That's the Ayatollah out of the door and heading for the railway station - off to London to stay with #D1 and then onto a Bart's Hospital 40yr Nursey reunion/piss-up. I am now completely unsupervised until Sunday afternoon. #Result
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@DPJHodges @PaulEmbery Why are you all incessantly talking about this? I haven't had a single conversation about this in the real world but on here the punditry seem to be in overdrive on the matter.
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(((Dan Hodges)))
(((Dan Hodges)))@DPJHodges·
@PaulEmbery That evidence has stood up. The inquiry will provide additional evidence that will lead you to stop this campaign. The two are separate.
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@lufcgilly @emsybem2020 @JuliaHB1 @DavidLammy I think our media class obsessions with his (very expensive) sports shoes whilst he boards a long haul flight is utterly bizarre. He wore smart formal shoes as he got off the plane. It's mad we even have to talk about this isn't it?
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Julia Hartley-Brewer
Julia Hartley-Brewer@JuliaHB1·
Kids get sent home from school for wearing trainers with their uniform instead of smart shoes. But apparently it's just fine for our Foreign Secretary @DavidLammy to wear trainers with his suit while on an official visit to our most important ally? Good grief.
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@ToshN0tBurnside Welcome to the world of "things that were acceptable a a few years ago are now unacceptable" ... but you're never entirely sure when the point it became unacceptable was or when or by who ...
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@ArchRose90 The standout satirists have already pivoted to the new govt. The ones that remain Tory bashing are activists - they're easy to spot now
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Chris Rose@ArchRose90·
His impression of a Labour MP is accurate 😂
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Rob Boyd, Esq
Rob Boyd, Esq@AvonandsomerRob·
THERE IS AN AISLE OF CHRISTMAS SHIT IN TESCO ALREADY.
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