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@RoyalCentral A 10 minute chat with a bloke he neither knows nor cares about really doesnt count as a "big job", but I imagine he'll need a bit of a lie down afterwards anyway. Only weirdos have an unnatural interest in 13 year old boys. Seek help.

Behind Palace Walls: King Charles has a big job this week but we’ll all be more interested in Prince George 👇 royalcentral.co.uk/royal-news/beh…

@prodnose Bring back the Hammerettes.

Absurd. Utterly, utterly absurd. #WorldCupFinal

@Pady_oFurniture @jayrayner1 @ftweekend Yep, found it. 🙂

@thebobevans @jayrayner1 @ftweekend *Grasso

I have a second piece in @ftweekend in which, as I approach my 60th, I celebrate all the things I will not apologise for hating. It was very therapeutic to write. ft.com/content/6bddd7…

Whatever happened to @ITV &.@BBC not showing the half time show? We're all here for the football, not this dross. #ESPARG

@SarahForRuncorn @Nigel_Farage Because like all of the other major parties, they refuse to take part in Farage's pantomime. Wait for the next election, after he's been sanctioned, let's see if he even wants to stand or will make an excuse to run away.

Just a few years ago, the Tories had a majority of nearly 25,000 in Clacton. Today, they won’t even field a candidate against @Nigel_Farage. Wonder why?

@Pady_oFurniture @jayrayner1 @ftweekend Thanks mate. I'm always on the lookout for good spots to eat. It's Proms season, so there will be a few decent dinners coming up.

@thebobevans @jayrayner1 @ftweekend Grass about 20m away is also good and has a really nice owner who always offers me a cold drink. Even offered to buy me a beer when I delivered to a pub he was having a drink in

@Pady_oFurniture @jayrayner1 @ftweekend Im in town on Tuesday, and it looks good.

@Pady_oFurniture @jayrayner1 @ftweekend Ooh, I need to look that one up

Right, c'mon Spain, dont let these arseholes celebrate tonight. #ESPARG

@docrussjackson Indeed, never forgive them, but always exploit their inherited seats. Horrendous cynicism.

Has ex-MP Nigel Farage forgotten that five out of the seven remaining Reform UK MPs are former Tory MPs, and another was a Tory Mayor? This means that 6 out of 7 current Reform MPs (86%) are ex-Tories - can he ever forgive them "for what they did to this country"? 🤣

@DavidGHFrost Yes it was a bit naff, but do you think the undergraduate style stupidity of the second half of the Last Night is some kind of high culture?

Whichever it is, it simply shouldn't be happening at a classical music festival.

@nw_nicholas Is that Four Seaons Clacton?

Farage has rounded up the last 20 people in Clacton that still support him (you can probably see Laure Ferrari there), moved them to an edge of town industrial estate, away from media, to....cheer for him.

@PeterMcCormack That's more people than voted for Farage, Badenoch, Davey, or even Starmer. He is no more a communist than Farage is a member of the Nazi Party.

Dear The World, We have a new Prime Minister, 24,927 people voted for him. That is 0.036% of the population. He’s also a communist. Please save us. Peter

@RossKempsell Dont be absurd: -Burnham got more votes in Makerfield than Badenoch in NW Essex -Burnham got a higher % of the vote in Makerfield than Badenoch in NW Essex -Burnham was unchallenged for the leadership -Badenoch marginally defeated the idiot Jenrick -We don't directly elect PMs.

Burnham didn't fight a general election. He didn't fight a leadership election in Labour. He will lead a govt elected on a manifesto on which he didn't stand as an MP. He will not face parliament all summer. This is not the same as other mid-term PMs. Labour is eroding democracy

@LeeHarris You're probably not the only one, which doesn't stop you being a dickhead for thinking it.

Ann Widdecombe's murder suspect named with communist literature found at his home. Andy Burnham about to be coronated as prime minister. Am I the only one who's got a horrible feeling this is the calm before the storm?

@Nigel_Farage To some extent this is true, Nige didn't need any notes to present a prepared and rehearsed speech to the media shamelessly exploiting the shocking death of a colleague. Well done Nige, you must be so proud.

Andy Burnham had to look down and check his notes 266 times yesterday. I don’t need an autocue to tell you what I believe in.

@Nigel_Farage Who was it that enabled Johnson? Who made the false claims about EU expansion to scare voters? Who forgot to mention that leaving the EU meant deportations were many times less likely? Who conned the country into a disastrous act of self-harm?

The Tories can never be forgiven for what they did to this country. The Boriswave made large parts of Britain totally unrecognisable.

@CountBinface @jneill "Eighth time lucky"... Arf.

Lights out and away we go! #Clacton

@DanielJHannan Thatcher got very lucky, and then sold off the jewels for a short term fix. Rightly reviled by millions.

Reminder that Britain went from being the slowest-growing European economy in the 1970s to the fastest-growing in the 1980s.

@TalkTV @LucyTCWife Still wearing a tag Lucy? Not all that normal when you can be recalled to prison at any time for advocating burning people alive

🚨"Still on X I live rent free in people's heads" Lucy Connolly attacks her critics on social media and says she is back to living a normal life as a Mum after being given a 31-month sentence. "Mainstream media HOUNDED my family" @LucyTCWife