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لو اي حد شافها يتواصل معايا ارجوكو عشان هيا طول حياتها في البيت ومعرفش هتعمل ايه برا لوحدها
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@theflash_burner
in desperate need of therapy, send any videos of cats you can find, I literally need them.☄️from the river to the sea Palestine will be free!!🇵🇸🇸🇩
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@0xlordmicky Also, a lawyer can go after people if they don't pay but a doctor will have to hire a lawyer
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A doctor and a lawyer are chatting at a party, just trying to relax...
But every five minutes, someone interrupts the doctor:
“Can you look at this rash?”
“My back’s been killing me...”
“Does this mole look weird?”
After an hour of free check-ups, the doctor sighs and asks the lawyer:
“How do you deal with people asking for free legal advice outside of work?”
The lawyer smirks:
“Simple. I give them advice… then I mail them a bill.”
The doctor blinks.
“You’re joking.”
“Not even a little.”
Inspired (and mildly vengeful), the doctor decides to try it.
The next day, he writes up bills for everyone who bugged him at the party.
As he heads to the mailbox to send them off…
He finds something already waiting for him.
A bill.
From the lawyer.
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@SimonJigna @Fon_Miko @MapsAfrican You're a lost cause, Africans will always suffer if they keep blaming imaginary enemies especially when they end up attacking other Africans for it
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@theflash_burner @Fon_Miko @MapsAfrican That's at the surface level. Deep at the core, the main precursor to all of the suffering in sub-Sahara Africa is self-loathing, identity crisis and foreign culture & religious imports, especially Islam epidemic virus has been plaguing & massacring black africans for centuries.
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The British in 1899 drew a straight line at the 22nd parallel and called it the border between 🇪🇬 Egypt and Sudan 🇸🇩. Just like that. No debate, no consultation, no mercy.
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@blu3b3rry_sh4ke @il0vesuicide @surrviiver So it was okay when you made fun of op but not when someone retaliates??
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@il0vesuicide @surrviiver Diva being mean isn't funny, you're not regina george
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@SimonJigna @Fon_Miko @MapsAfrican Don't be fucking stupid, Sudan's problem isn't identity, it's the same problem all over Africa of theft and corruption
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@Fon_Miko @MapsAfrican Indeed, the real problem of Sudan is identity crisis. Mixed Blacks and even indigenous Africans neglecting their ethnic backgrounds by embracing arabization/islamization thinking that's better than african identity. This is the core of all problems in Sudan, Nigeria & somalia.
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@DerekPederson3 The entire existence of Israel is indefensible, the fact that you're still willing to defend a state this evil shows how depraved you are. A literal country of nazis and you're here still defending it
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Yglesias is clearly right but unfortunately the activist incentives aren’t geared towards making Israel behave more liberally.
If the IDF were the most moral army in the world, Gaza would still look pretty much how it looks. But the conduct in the West Bank is indefensible.
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@punicist Then you have a country like Iran. For most muslims the supreme leader is just a leader of a country but for others he has the final say on what islam is based on his understanding of the Quran and the prophet's words, he's like the pope but for muslims
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This was true historically, when most people were illiterate and Islam was very folkloric (strong cult of saints, even crypto-Christian rituals in rural North Africa, or belief in reincarnation in India etc.) but mass literacy strongly homogenised how Islam is practiced
Sami Gold@souljagoyteller
There are 2 billion Muslims in the world. It is beyond disingenuous to say that Islam can be described as generically *anything*. Just like how Christianity is practiced differently in the USA, Uganda, and Ethiopia, Islam is practiced differently in Kosovo, Egypt, and Malaysia
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@USMCLiberal No one hates the right more than leftists, liberals are the ones constantly trying to appease the right especially when the alternative is the left
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Why is it that the far left is always trying to “teach Democrats a lesson,” but never — and I mean NEVER — trying to teach Republicans a lesson???
It always “the Democrats have terrible candidates,” while they enable filth like Trump to shape the Supreme Court.
Mehdi Hasan@mehdirhasan
I tried to tell people who didn’t vote Dem in 2024 ‘to teach Democrats a lesson’ that sadly Democrats will never learn that lesson. Here’s Booker simply attacking and mocking people who didn’t show up to vote Dem. It’s always the voters’ fault, never the Dems or their candidates.
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@Amadn5x Egypt is failing its people, life here for the average person is harder than it was 10 years ago. What's the point of breaking records if the average person can't feel it in their daily life?
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No bro, westerners who are brain fried by zionist media are saying Egypt is a “failed state”
There is no way it gets this much tourism & remittances😡
Do you want to tell me that Egypt is safe & is improving its infrastructure that rapidly that it keep hitting record numbers?
Africa Facts Zone@AfricaFactsZone
Egypt receives $67 billion in 6 months from tourism, foreign investments, Suez Canal transit fees and exports. The country generated $10.2 billion in tourism revenue. Capital and financial transactions hit $6.5B. Egyptians also sent $22 billion in remittances back home.
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@Ibrahim_Salah47 لو السبب اجتماعي مكانش هيبقي في ناس بيكتبو بالشمال او الاتنين
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تفتكرو ايه سبب ان اغلب البني ادمين بيكتبو بإيديهم اليمين؟ هل دا سبب چيني ولا سبب اجتماعي؟ الي هو احنا اتولدنا لقينا اغلب الي حوالينا بيستخدمو ايديهم اليمين ف بالتالي هيعلمونا نستخدم اليمين؟
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@omranabdulaziz7 @ParacelsusII I'd rather have him than any of the others. I think we as a nation can make our own mistakes and still rule ourselves, we don't want or need someone else to tell us what to do
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@ParacelsusII Are we seriously pretending that communist Nasser's rule was superior to Muhammad Ali, or the mamluks or the Abbasids? Do you know history at all?
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@DrSuneelDhand @TheShreddington Yes you do, physicians are constantly trading one complication with. Cancer treatments destroy your body in some way but we still do it because the Alternative is worse. almost all drugs have some negative side effect but they still save lives
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@TheShreddington You don’t solve one disaster by creating another
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Disagree with this. The absolute last thing America needs is more people on mind-altering drugs.
14 million people— is that 5% of the country??
I had to double check this isn’t April 1
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@DaveScolte @Hormesislover @cremieuxrecueil What drug did they prescribe and why did they stop making it and when did they stop manufacturing it?
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@Hormesislover @cremieuxrecueil You’re right, prescribing errors never lead to adverse events. Do you want some antibiotics?
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It's really remarkable how myths persist.
"Medical errors are the 3rd leading cause of death" was implausible when it was first alleged, it was roundly debunked in short order, and it's been known to be false for years.
Yet it's still commonly repeated all the time.
Michael Morelli@morellifit
I just realized how absurd the peptide crackdown is. Medical errors are the 3rd leading cause of death in the US, killing 250,000+ Americans every year. But peptides are the national crisis? A few thoughts on why I think this has nothing to do with public safety: (1/14)
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@hmajd You have to always be sceptical of what bill says, he's constantly talking out of his and contradicting himself
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One might argue that Jake Sullivan was not the best national security advisor in recent history, in that he abetted the Biden administration's defense of Israeli actions in Gaza.
But one can safely assume that he has far more knowledge and understanding of what the US' interests are and what Israel's interests are in Iran than a talk show host comedian who pooh-poohs him.
Blue Georgia@BlueGeorgia
Jake Sullivan: Our interests diverged. Israel would just prefer absolute chaos in Iran. Bill Maher: Israel wanted the same thing we did. They didn't want chaos. Rahm Emanuel: After June, Iran was seen as weak. That is where you wanted them. Now they have the Strait of Hormuz and they're holding the entire world economy hostage.
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@VVispetto @MarioNawfal You're lying to yourself, if human rights were at the forefront then he wouldn't have bombed a school, he wouldn't have threatened to destroy the whole country and wipe it off the map
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Human rights violations were at the forefront of President Trumps thinking, enriched Uranium, overall brutal regime whose satellites Hamas Hezbola, Houties perpetuate terror.
Wall Street Journal has been slanted left, obviously not a fan of the President, Mario Nawful will degrade America with every chance he gets,he's actually rooting against my beloved USA...
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🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷🇮🇱 The Wall Street Journal just dropped a bombshell report on the inside story of the Iran war...
The key revelations:
Trump used to call the Middle East "blood and sand" and wanted nothing to do with it.
Then Netanyahu gave him a "persuasive February briefing" in the Situation Room, backed by repeated calls from Lindsey Graham, and Trump changed his mind.
He thought it would be as easy as Venezuela.
Trump was "in awe" of the scale of the bombs, watching clips of explosions every morning.
But he did "little to sell the American public on the war" and grew frustrated when he didn't get praised for it.
His own team showed him midterm polling that proved the war was dragging down Republican candidates.
He "quickly began ruminating on how the military action could turn into a catastrophe."
On the Strait: Trump told his team before the war that Iran would "likely capitulate before closing the strait."
His advisers were "caught off guard" that tanker traffic stopped so quickly.
Trump later "marveled at the ease with which the strait was closed," saying "a guy with a drone can shut it down."
By late March, before the F-15 was even shot down, Trump ordered his team to find a way to start talks.
The war was already over in his mind weeks before the ceasefire.
His aides begged him to stop doing impromptu interviews because he was contradicting himself publicly.
He agreed to stop, then went right back to calling reporters.
The April 1 address to the nation was Susie Wiles' idea to "reassure the country Trump had a plan."
Trump didn't want to do it because, in his own words, he couldn't declare victory and didn't know where it was going.
This report paints a picture of a president who was talked into a war by Netanyahu and Graham, realized it was a mistake within weeks, spent the rest of the conflict looking for the exit, and was frustrated that nobody would give him credit along the way.
The war was an impulse, sold by an ally with different objectives, enabled by advisers who couldn't say no, and sustained by a president who was too proud to admit the mistake until the economy forced his hand.
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal
🚨🇮🇷🇺🇸 "Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards" to "A whole civilization will die tonight"... the real story behind Trump's two most shocking posts The WSJ's inside account finally reveals what was happening when Trump sent the posts that stunned the world. Six hours before the Easter morning Hormuz post, at 2 AM, he'd received word that the second F-15 airman had been rescued from Iran after a 24-hour operation that could have turned into the lowest point of his presidency. Trump wasn't even in the Situation Room during the rescue. Aides deliberately kept him out because they believed his impatience would hurt the operation. He got updates by phone. He finally went to bed after 2 AM. Six hours later, he was back at it. "Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell." With "Praise be to Allah" added on Easter morning. Republican senators and Christian leaders flooded the White House with calls. Why the F-word? Why an Islamic prayer on Easter? An adviser asked him about it. Trump said the Allah idea was his own. He wanted to sound "as unstable and insulting as possible" because he thought it would bring Iran to the table. The language, he said, the Iranians would understand. Then he asked aides: "How's it playing?" Three days later came the civilization-ending post. Also improvisational. Also not part of any national security plan. Rubio privately told others the language might actually work. Ninety minutes before the deadline, Trump announced the ceasefire. The madman theory of diplomacy, running live on Truth Social. Chaos as strategy. Profanity as policy. And somehow, 10 days later, the war is closer to ending than anyone thought possible... Source: WSJ
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@Liv_Agar You can't call him that, you have to say president America
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Kind of problematic to see Mayor Mamdani hanging out with Barack America
Acyn@Acyn
Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.
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@ireallyhateyou It's good that they want to learn about what they did to Palestinians but the fact that they're the biggest contributor to Palestinian suffering should be more than enough reason to learn about it, Palestinians shouldn't have to learn about the Holocaust first
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Why the fuck do Palestinians need to learn about the holocaust of the people who try to exterminate them?
B.M.@ireallyhateyou
"By the way, there he was, martyred at 86... Man, are the virgins gonna be disappointed" Jon Stewart makes a sexual joke, invoking a common Islamophobic trope, about the murder of Ayatollah Khamenei, who he refers to as a "fucking murderous dictator". That's not comedy, that's racist imperialist propaganda. When these are the so-called "leftist" Americans, during a war they supposedly oppose to, how can anyone expect people NOT to hate the US of Assholes?
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@AshleyMoodyFL If this is affecting you then moving to Florida won't make a difference, and if they end up selling the property to avoid taxing then that's better for the housing market. It's a win win either way.
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The last thing you see before you move to Florida:
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@cantfaces @MarioNawfal So you're voting for him to prevent this?
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🇦🇺 Australia’s Muslim population has grown from about 77,000 in 1981 to over 813,000 by 2021, with estimates now nearing 1 million.
That’s in a country of roughly 27 million people; small share, fast growth.
Now it’s sparking a bigger conversation: what does this mean for Australia’s cultural identity going forward?
Source: @RadioGenoa
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@marklevinshow A child's understanding of the conflict, a 10 year old would be better at debating this than you
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Some facts and questions worth thinking about:
1. Lebanese armed forces cannot stop Hezbollah
2. The IDF was destroying Hezbollah
3. How does a ceasefire between Israel and the government of Lebanon or a peace deal stop Hezbollah?
4. A ceasefire means Israel stops destroying Hezbollah since the Lebanese army and Israel and not fighting each other
5. The Iranian regime is on the ropes thanks to the military offensive and now the blockade
6. If reports are correct, the Iranian regime demanded Israel stop destroying Hezbollah as a condition of negotiating again with us, thereby linking Hezbollah's survival to that of the Iranian regime.
7. Do we want the Iranian regime and Hezbollah to survive? If so, why?
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@Romangod7 @BreeSolstad No the fuck he's not??? The whole point is that you almost always follow the pope and the pope has been sided with someone, I don't think there has ever been an apolitical pope
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@BreeSolstad If the Pope says something political that is unfair he is fair game. That goes for all sides.
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